Original story: iced black tea

I met an eccentric old man when I went out. He said, can you believe it? It will be difficult for you to sleep tonight, and tomorrow you will be inexplicably anxious and unable to concentrate, and then you will quarrel with others.

I took a swig of iced black tea in my hand, and then smiled, "Are you a fortune teller?"? Or a prophet? Why can't you sleep? Why are you anxious tomorrow? Fight with people. Haha "

The old man shook his greasy long hair, pulled open his thick yellowish beard with his hand, revealing two rows of white teeth, and then gave a few slender and cold "gnome male-"laughter, saying, "I'm not a fortune teller or a prophet. I am the chief sub-health psychotherapist of the Global Psychological Institute. Fortune telling is out of date, and prophets are liars. Psychological correction is a frontier science. A world-class psychotherapist with more than 40 years' experience like me can immediately judge your current psychological activities and infer your short-term mental state trend by taking a look at your walking posture, listening to your voice and intonation, and then observing your actions such as shaking hands and shrugging. "

It's nearly two o'clock at noon and it's very hot. I drank all the iced black tea in the bottle at one go! I still feel hot and thirsty, so I asked for a bottle of iced black tea from the freezer in the canteen. I opened the lid and said, "There really is such a god! What do you think I am thinking now? Yes, please drink iced black tea. "

The old man spread his yellow beard with his left thumb and forefinger and said, "I don't drink iced black tea." I'm right. Just buy me a bottle of mineral water. "

I was a little annoyed, and my voice grew louder and louder, saying, "Speak quickly! Cut the crap. "

"You are very upset now! You finished that bottle of iced black tea in less than a minute just now. When you take the second bottle, you open and close the door of the freezer with great force and make a loud noise. Now open the bottle cap and pull it back while twisting it, so that the tea in the bottle can overflow better. All these behaviors show that you are thinking, in such hot weather, it would be better if the boss kindly delayed going to work for a few hours, and it would be better if you could take two days off. But you know it's impossible. The boss is not a bodhisattva, so you curse the boss in your heart. "

I admit, he hit me on the spot. I bought a bottle of mineral water and handed it to him. Then, he handed me a thin pale yellow paper and walked away. The heel of a pair of ill-fitting black leather shoes makes a "click, click" sound with the footsteps. While walking, he said to me, "See if you can't sleep tonight, and tomorrow you will be inexplicably anxious and unable to concentrate." If I am right, here is my business card, please contact me. Maybe I can help you. "

At eleven o'clock in the evening, I was lying on the mat, and the electric fan shook my head and blew at me. I'm sweating like a pig. I rummaged and rummaged. My mobile phone is Tik Tok for a while, headline for a while, Pinduoduo for a while, and the landlord for a while, but I can't sleep.

At two o'clock in the morning, I still didn't fall asleep, and my thoughts were at sixes and sevens. I thought for a while about what that strange old man said at noon; Then I thought, it's so hot, why doesn't it rain? After a while, I remembered the company. The boss's office is air-conditioned, cool and refreshing, and you can also drink hot black tea, which is very comfortable. Although there is a broken electric fan blowing in our office, it doesn't work. Do you want to find an excuse to visit the boss's office more tomorrow? ...

After four o'clock in the morning, the weather began to cool down, but I still didn't fall asleep.

In a daze, I don't know when I fell asleep. It was already seven o'clock in the morning when the alarm clock rang, and it was already bright and noisy outside. I was in a daze. Yesterday, the words of that strange old man came out again. I know, the strange old man is right!

No, I can't be anxious today. I can't quarrel with people. I took out the old man's business card and dialed the old man's phone.

The old man's ugly laughter came first. He said, "I knew you would definitely contact me. My analysis never fails. My 40 years of work experience has not been in vain, and the title of chief psychotherapist is not self-styled. You transfer me 200 yuan, and I'll tell you why and how to crack it. "

After I did some operations, I transferred 200 yuan to the old man's WeChat. The old man called me, "Don't drink iced black tea!" (202206 10)