Give me some crossword puzzles, homophonic allegorical sayings and jokes.

Mosquitoes have fat in their bellies-no oil and no water.

Boil the crab in a boiling pot-see how long you run.

Crazy girl telling jokes-laugh and laugh.

Invite wolves to visit-I'm tired of living.

The lame walked past the blind-learn from each other's strengths.

A frequent visitor to the dyehouse-lascivious 0

The car broke the steering wheel-it went on the rampage.

Ask your sister-in-law for company-it's not easy to be careful.

The poor widow went to the market-she didn't need anyone or money.

The mouse fell into the water tank-Fashion (Wet Hair) 2

Han Xiangzi plays the flute-Extraordinary 5

Yellow mud fell into the crotch-not something (shit) but something (shit) 6

The yellow dog's head came out of the corner-scratching his head (sheep) 5

Weasel foraging-Play it by ear (chicken) 5

Weasel hair-can't fart.

The mouse is biting the ball-the guest is angry.

The monk temple faces the nun-you don't have to do anything.

Monk's wooden fish-from ear to ear 1

Gnashing one's teeth-shameless (toothless) 2

Drinking rice soup-shameless (obscene) 0

Look in the mirror with your mouth open-make a fool of yourself.

Two sisters compete for money -Biff (rich) 0

Beggars are addicted to cigarettes-hate (smoking) 0

Beggars dance yangko-poor and happy.

The dumpling skin is too thin-it is inevitable to expose the stuffing.

Beijing opera moves-rub it slowly.

Candle of fire-soft and not drooping 1

Say the horse is swollen when you see a camel-it's rare and strange.

Back pain, chest patch-regardless of future trouble.

Selling flutes on the street-playing by yourself

Crossword puzzle:

Too lazy to see people.

Really retreat to the second line

When reading, it is one word, and when using it, it is two words.

Two people fight for the ball, and one checks.

Refers to the oriental language and the western word one.

Before the word "recent love"

People under the shadow of flowers in the sunset.

Lantern riddle party

Group import sheep word one

A city full of water, wind and wrinkles.

Blow up a city full of water

The word "sadness" keeps people's hearts.

The last word is one.

Friends meet after parting.

It snows in Hengshan Mountain.

Imperial palace

Change your bag to Ziyi.

Two dogs say the word unity.

Word 1 of wind quartet

Open source and reduce expenditure

Go, go straight to the word

X = 3 words.

Lin Musen Mori Ziyi

The willow shadows are picturesque.

Take off your armor and put the word Ge on your pillow.

As soon as there is a change, the authorities will immediately come to the rescue.

At dusk, next to it is the word banana.

Looking back on Mount Tai

The clothes are torn, and everyone is sad to see them.

From top to bottom, what did you say to read?

Cash a word bit by bit.

Relax, it's good to be sick.

Scholar's word one

Everyone takes part in the sports meeting.

It is heavier than Mount Tai or lighter than a feather.

Guan Gong went to Maicheng.

The left side is not prominent, and the right side is not prominent.

Advocate late marriage, everyone has a say.

As for jokes, there are too many online, so I won't give them to you here.

I hope you are satisfied.