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Duke of Zhou website (all hidden in Duke of Zhou website)

Species will evolve, but I didn't expect the Duke of Zhou to be buried for a long time.

Even when he died, people in China didn't even eat peanuts and melon seeds.

But this does not hinder, today's Duke of Cybertron solemnly tells you-

"I dreamed that drinking coffee might get robbed."

We don't know which ancient man of Duke Zhou first had coffee.

After all, there are dozens of websites competing for the title of "former Duke of Zhou" on the Internet.

It stands to reason that the serious Duke of Zhou is generally considered as a person who "spits on the world to return home".

But obviously, the Duke of Cybertron today is not very serious.

They not only predicted the advantages and disadvantages of dreaming of coffee, but also understood the mystery of dreaming of Trump.

Duke Zhou 1 day is overwhelming with 3,000 words, demonstrating the "peerless truth" that people must eat, eat badly and live in poverty-

"dream of eating things may be to live."

On the 2nd, Duke Zhou was crazy, and analyzed all kinds of possible situations in which one person ate, two people ate, and family loved ones ate.

One of the best places to eat with Trump is this-

"I dreamed of eating with others (this Duke of Zhou or Beijinger), suggesting that people around me might get married."

Describing this dream directly as the scene of a wedding banquet only makes people wonder whose wedding banquet is, and can gather netizens from Trump and China at the same time.

Although Duke Zhou of all walks of life is obsessed with calling himself a "primitive man", when browsing the scenes where they are scrambling to explain what "dreaming of coke" really means, I still see which canteen the masters were engaged in before.

This self-proclaimed "official to the Duke of Zhou", in his last job, obviously felt the bones in the street to tell fortune. As soon as I opened my mouth, I smelled of wearing small round sunglasses, rolling my eyes and shaking my hands slightly.

But the result of this dream interpretation obviously didn't touch the essence of coke.

What do you mean "winter dreams are auspicious, but Xia Meng is unlucky"? If you ask me, iced coke in summer is obviously more auspicious.

How to be a good elder/boss-you don't deserve it.

And a duke of Zhou is obviously a loyal fan of a blue coke, which makes the dream-interpretation community also set off a fierce commercial war between red and blue cokes.

After seeing the extensive business of Duke Zhou of Cyber, I suddenly want to know where the boundary of Duke Zhou's ability lies.

If I dare to dream, they dare to say.

Trains, high-speed trains, airplanes, rockets, computers, ships, guns ... Obviously, the crystallization of human wisdom is not worth mentioning in the modern electromechanical business line of Duke Zhou.

Just flying, Duke Zhou can answer dozens of situations, from first class to economy class, from Boeing to Airbus.

But don't expect too much from the dream interpreter.

When you dream of a motorcycle, you may even wonder if God wants me to take a chance and turn a bicycle into a motorcycle.

Search Duke Zhou, and you will get a boring answer:

After all, Duke Zhou is an ancient man, and motorcycles are really fast (wrong) for him.

Colleagues in the office tried their dreams. The Duke of Zhou cracked those who drank coffee, took the train, cheated and practiced peerless martial arts.

Whether it is right or not, the Duke of Cybernetics has evolved quite completely at least in the field of big data, collecting most common dreams.

Not only did they collect the dreams shared by netizens on social platforms, but some lazy AI Zhou Gong even collected them with reptiles.

Colleagues who didn't get Zhou Gong's big data are still blaming each other. Why don't they have a dream that makes Duke Zhou speechless?

Until the silent leader suddenly joined the discussion and said that yesterday I dreamed that all the staff in the office were going to attend my cosplay performance.

Although I don't know how tragic my first cosplay effect was, I am very satisfied with the search results of Dream Interpretation website-

Yes, Duke Zhou of AI still doesn't know about cosplay, and human beings have finally pulled back a city in front of artificial intelligence.

The hope of mankind to defeat the Duke of Cybertron suddenly fell on the shoulders of Er Yuan.

Duke Cybertron wouldn't dream of an electronic giant.

And the shoulders of this dreamer.

After browsing dozens of dream interpretation websites, I found that Master Ji's traditional skills have obviously been lost.

(Cold knowledge: The name of Duke Zhou is Ji Dan, and Duke Zhou was written by later generations under the guise of Duke Zhou. )

For example, half of the websites in Duke of Zhou claim to be genuine, and even the original works are not available.

One third of the content of dream interpretation on the website depends on constellations, one third on Freud and one third on fiction.

From this perspective, the fortune teller's "Duke of Zhou" looks more authentic than the "Duke of Zhou" opened by the constellation master.

It's no wonder that when Fan Debiao opened the dream interpretation pavilion and shouted "Grandpa Zhou" to Li Shizhen's portrait, he could only wait for the customer "Do you know who stole my donkey?" .

Because Duke Zhou not only lost his skills and portraits, but also these disciples and grandchildren couldn't even remember the names of their ancestors.

On the contrary, only by joining Freud can we create a famous dream interpretation signboard-

"In ancient Austria, there was Freud, and now there is a Van der Ebel standard in northern Liaoning."

Frankly speaking, the level of many cybernetic dukes is not as good as that of Van der Ebiao in northern Liaoning.

This is also a myth. Compared with dreaming that Coke symbolizes the loss of true love, Fan Debiao's argument when dreaming of eggplant is obviously much more sufficient-

"You dreamed of eggplant. Well, you see, is the word eggplant a grass prefix? You live in a thatched cottage. "

"This is what age? Of course, I live in a tile house. "

"Is there grass on that tile? One counts, two counts!"

Solve the problem of "grass prefix", and the remaining "Jiazi" is much simpler-

"Grandpa, look, there are two words left: Jia, Jia and a child. You are going to have grandchildren! "

Ai Zhougong's association is meaningless.

They convey the spirit of zombie literature and randomly piece together words that are meaningless to artificial intelligence in the algorithm.

Sometimes, you will find that their position in dream interpretation is weird and subtle-

I dreamed that calling 1 10 would be famous, for fear that it had nothing to do with the whistling siren; I dreamed that the police were very strong, and I was afraid that this had nothing to do with the war between the police and the bandits, and the city wanted to escape.

It's just that they have to be smarter.

Fan Debiao offline address unknown said: "Your wife dreamed of being chased by a cow, which may imply that she was unfaithful to you." She was just beaten up.

At least no one will cut off the network cable for Cyberduke on the internet.

From Duke Zhou's business list, you can even get a glimpse of the dreams of netizens all over China.

For example, the snake, which topped the list of the most common animals in Duke Zhou, was vomited by 4.8 million netizens.

Ai even subdivided the category of the dream king-

Snakes, big snakes, small snakes, green snakes, white snakes, pythons, many snakes.

Who says there is a fear of snakes in people's bones? Under the interpretation of these websites, dreaming of snakes is no different from watching porn.

Either the mind is empty, or it is ambiguous, which makes everyone seem to have some snake-loving complex.

It is said that China's horror films have been silent for many years, but there is no successor to He Chu.

Now it seems that the Duke of Cybertron has not been invited out of the mountain, analyzing four million snakes, two million graves and one million coffins every day.

It's hard not to believe that China netizens are masters of horror creation if we combine the common elements on dream interpretation websites.

What makes me feel guilty is that, in a sense, maybe the Duke of Cybertron is the new media that keeps up with current events.

Now, it seems that the first people who know that young people are going bald are not necessarily overlord manufacturers, but the Duke of Cybertron.

Man is a strong animal and the most self-deceiving animal.

Before the hairline recedes more than two centimeters, human beings will not bitterly type the words "hair loss prevention" in the shopping search bar, because it seems to be an invisible humiliation.

But no one can fool the subconscious. The young man lost all his hair in his dream.

Everyone who is anxious to wake up to find the answer of Duke Zhou is in the same anxious state as when he was a student, waiting for the teacher to hand out papers one by one.

We are anxious to know whether the bright red score on the test paper will decide whether we will laugh or cry when we get home.

I also wonder if the dream I just had has a good meaning.

At this time, the Duke of Zhou, whose mouth is sweet enough, will be much more pleasing.

Nobody wants to hear it. Hair loss in dreams is baldness in real life.

Duke Zhou needs to become a balding master, and take care of people's few hairs and cover their bald heads psychologically.

Surprisingly, however, in the search words of dream interpretation, the problem of baldness is worse than losing teeth.

In the past two years, various discussions and reports about the expensive and difficult dental care for young people have exploded.

But the Duke of Cybertron has begun to comfort or intimidate those who lost their teeth in their dreams.

Some websites of Duke Zhou have unlocked the wealth code of dreams.

However, the dream business is obviously not as good as fortune telling.

To interpret dreams, you must dream and remember them.

Therefore, you may see countless remedies to make your dreams more clearly in the hometown of Duke Zhou of Cyber.

It's just ridiculous that when they interpret dreams, they are fooled one by one, and what Fuxi Nuwa is deep, and all kinds of vocabulary dolls appear.

Instead, it's time to persuade people to dream more and patronize more, but the Duke of Cyber revealed a simple and honest face:

"Because bananas are rich in vitamin B6, which is good for the brain."