Lincang dialect joke

Triangle (triangle)

Ga (ok)

Ga people (bad people)

Several times (later)

Major poverty/loss (bad)

When the hat is big (almost)

Great god, shit (big idiot)

Wang Zi (blood)

Botou (big bowl)

Squinting one's eyes (depressed)

Little bastard (bastard)

What should I do if I get stabbed (in the back)

Posture (chic)

How (how)

Change hands (go to the toilet)

Cough the west head (knee)

Casually (as if)

Kenedi (Where to Go)

Cannabis residue

Canal maggots (crickets)

Qushan (earthworm)

Slag moth (cockroach)

Gezao (louse)

Pit (body scale)

Lazar (careless/careless)

Old (kicking)

Purulent discharge under the sun (simple bag)

Spoon (silly)

Guoguo (brother)

Box man (terror)

Lu Se (green)

Slag poetry (stingy, showing off)

Toilet tolerance/vulgarity (nausea)

Cheat (cheat)

What are you singing?

Hold a horse (ride a horse)

Cat (donkey)

Dry rice (eat)

Ghost fire Lou (angry)

Strip root (spoon)

Two people (two people)

Lao Chu (mouse)

tiger

Deflate (forcibly)

Part b (chat)

Take a peek

Take a pill.

Ah, ah, ah (alas)

Ah, hello (ouch)

False ratio (e.g. hypothesis)

Be angry (ill/upset)

Nie (where)

in a good mood

Put out a cigarette (cigarette)

Cigarettes (cigarette butts)

Cheap (poor)

Embarrassment

kowtow

Oh or (alas ...)

Framework (not well thought out)

Little frog (child)

Be in a hurry (to go shopping)

Huan Zi (Xie)

Wear (shoelaces) too.

Hat iron (hat)

Facing the sun (basking in the sun)

Greetings (be careful)

Live and then disappear (why)

Praise the car (crash)

Old hug (toad)

Cancer pose (cliff)

Hairstyle (hairstyle)

Clothes hanger (vest)

Color attitude (sieve)

A baby's heart (sadness)

Rotating wave gyro

One Gio (one foot/ten minutes)

Not even (quietly)

Niang Niang (auntie)

Knock on the door (spoon)

Dry wine (for drinking)

Wooden single (poor, indecisive) one

A shop assistant said to a customer who was smoking:

"Gentlemen, we are not allowed to smoke now."

The customer replied, "This is where you buy thiamine."

Salesman: "Don't bother me, we still sell toilet paper at this point!" "

two

Yuxi people say that good and bad are the same.

A Yuxi policeman arrested a foreign suspect and ordered him to stand "crooked".

The suspect quickly tilted his posture, and the police shouted at him: "Stand crooked!"

The suspect increased his posture and the police stepped forward and kicked him.

The suspect is at a loss: officer, isn't it crooked enough?

three

People in Yunnan have no distinction between neck and throat.

A student is studying in the north and his throat is inflamed. He went to the school doctor's office: doctor, my neck hurts.

The doctor looked at his neck and told him:

Your neck is fine. If not, go to the hospital to take photos.

four

Aini people call men and women's affairs "fighting".

A village cadre went down the mountain to pick up a superior female cadre and climbed halfway up the mountain. The female cadre sat down, unbuttoned her clothes and shouted "Tired."

The village chief immediately said: no, no.

Female cadres are unhappy: I am tired if you are not tired.

The village chief wanted his superiors to talk without hitting people, so he jumped up.

five

Yao people are not clear about seeing and doing, entering and seeing.

A short Yao watched a movie, and the girl in front kept moving. He didn't have the heart to shout:

Girl, your ass is moving. I can't do it.

Lift your seat in an uproar.