How to translate Fuzhou dialect?

It's shameful to spread women out! Dad, it's hard for Mo cargo group to find a job. !

God, you are a good girl and a bird! Doing such a stupid thing, son of a bitch, is crazy! !

Sheka, oh, it's inside! Women are resistant to making! Let's have a rest! Wow, everyone is very resistant to confession! In the west!

Too full? It doesn't have to be a mare! What is a bird club? I don't even have to say it! Go to hell!

I don't understand translation, do I? For reference only! Everyone is responsible for a harmonious society! Civilized Fuzhou, Fuzhou civilization! Fuzhou dialect is the cultural essence of Fuzhou people. Please be kind to Fuzhou dialect and use civilized language! thank you

PS: But swearing in Fuzhou dialect is really cool. It's much cooler than swearing in Beijing and swearing at home. Well, it's purely personal!

In fact, Fuzhou dialect is full of ancient rhymes. Learning Fuzhou dialect well is equal to half of China ancient literati!

Depressed, I have been harmonious for several times, and the landlord must give points, which is not easy! ! !