Grandma's story: How do women become stupid?

"This is grandma's prologue to se reader's story.

This story is really a long time ago. Yesterday, I suddenly remembered that a search on Baidu really had a legend about Luo Yi scholar, which was similar to that in Grandma's story:

The scholar Luo Yi was originally sent by the Jade Emperor to be the emperor on earth, because a fortune teller let the cat out of the bag. Mother Luo, who was washing dishes, was so excited when she learned the news (according to grandma, online mother Luo didn't believe that her son could be an emperor and said that he could be a scholar), so she knocked on the stove with chopsticks and offended the kitchen god bodhisattva, so she sued the jade emperor on the kitchen god bodhisattva, and the jade emperor was angry.

These are all the Luo Yi scholars in grandma's mouth and their online origins. The story of Luo Yi scholar told by grandma is not available on the Internet.

"Women used to be smarter than men." Grandma always said that, but then she became stupid. It's all done by scholar Luo Yi.

One day, Luo Yixiu rode past a village and a farmer was weeding in the field. Luo Yixiucai looked at the sweaty farmer with great interest, thinking of Doby, and asked him, "Hey, hey, how many rows do you hoe in a day?" The farmer looked blank and didn't know how to answer, so he had to pretend to ignore it. It was like this for several days in a row, which finally angered the farmers. When he got home, he complained to his wife with a full face of grievances. Hearing this, the wife smiled and told him how to answer. The next time the scholar Luo Yi asks, the farmer asks confidently, "Riding a horse, riding a horse, how many times do you pedal your hoof a day?" Luo Yixiu was surprised and asked the farmer who taught him to answer. The farmer honestly said that it was his wife. Luo Yi, a scholar, followed the peasant woman home. He wanted to see what kind of woman she was (although she was a scholar, there seemed to be no human relations in the countryside).

One day, the scholar Luo Yi passed the farmer's vegetable field again. The scholar took a bag of things with a flower in it and said to the farmer, "Your daughter-in-law is really smart. I want to give her some gifts. Take this back to her. "

This idiot happily took this bag of things and went back. His wife took the flowers and opened the bag again, her face changed greatly. There was a pile of cow dung (grandma said there were flowers in the cow dung). The woman finally refused to put them in this pile of cow dung and clamored to go back to her parents' house. The farmer was so anxious that he cried in the field. Luo Yixiu comforted the farmer after knowing what had happened: "Don't worry, her."

Luo Qianxiu put on new clothes and boots and ran to a mud pond in front of the farmer's house. The farmer's daughter-in-law was very surprised and asked him, "What are you doing?" The scholar replied, "I dropped my whip in the mud pond." I have to get it back. " The woman listened and felt ridiculous: "Isn't it just a whip?" Make another one. "Scholar Luo Yi looked serious:" No, although it is a whip, I have used it for many years and have feelings for it. How can you just throw it away? "When the woman heard this, she thought: A whip has feelings and is reluctant to throw it, let alone a person. Although my husband is stupid, he has lived together for many years and is always more affectionate than a whip.

The woman sighed and fell silent.

However, the scholar Luo Yi is still not at ease. This woman is moved, and sooner or later she can't keep it. So he made a very beautiful apron and gave it to this woman. A woman likes it at first sight and immediately surrounds her chest. Unexpectedly, this week, this woman blindfolded, dead set to follow her stupid husband.

I really don't know where grandma heard this story. When I first listened to it, I always felt that this Luo Yi scholar was a little unreasonable. He's fine. He insists on more trouble, which arouses women's hearts. He also wants people to calm down. If they can't calm down, they will make women stupid. No wonder he can't be emperor.