2022 Classic Funny Classic Quotations (Stephen Chow Funny Classic Quotations)

1, I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales. ...

3, youth is like toilet paper, looking at a lot, it is not enough to use.

4. Don't look for me if you have nothing to do, and don't look for me if you have anything to do.

5. To be a man, you must be a person who lingers between Niu A and Niu C. ..

6, big brother, do you know? Second brother's meat is now more expensive than master's.

7. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

8. Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

9. Summer is not good. When I was poor, I didn't even have to drink the northwest wind. ...

10, ah! The master's thinking is really like sailing against the current, and he is worthy of being a king with thoughts.

1 1, don't be crazy about cutting your hair. It depends on how others cut it and cooperate! Look at your hairstyle, it doesn't match your face, your figure, your hairstyle, it doesn't match at all! ! Brother Huan! What exactly do you want?

12, my god, did you let summer and winter live together? ! This kind of weather!

13. What about his martial arts? It's called nine days and ten places. Bodhisattva shook her head in fear and split the golden lightning palm! Within 100 miles from Fiona Fang, people, animals, shrimps, crabs and fleas all flew to Huasong!

14, women must be better to themselves. Once you are exhausted, other women will spend your money, live in your room, sleep with your husband and beat your baby!

15, do you think I will watch you die? I close my eyes.

16, I mean my method, the lovely hometown used by the late doctor Hua Tuo. In ancient times, Guan Yunchang concentrated on playing chess and scraping bones to cure poison. Today, concentrate on watching porn, digging bones and taking warheads. Let's go!

17, born in man * * *, magic begets magic * * *. As long as you have a kind heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale? A Chinese Odyssey

18, in fact, I have always been very popular: I was liked by everyone when I was a child, and now I am liked by everyone.

19, don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compare with you.

20. With your wisdom, can I scare you?

2 1, take the newspaper to the toilet, I am a scholar.

22. In this way, I am a person with complicated feelings. If a person with complicated feelings only loves you, he will become emotionally defective. Even if you have a person with emotional defects, it's no use.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face …

24, I tell you, to deal with this kind of woman, we must use condescending eyes and strong arms to save her from the ocean of desire.

25. My name is God, my nickname is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma name is Tathagata. ...

26. If I'm drunk and I don't accept anyone, I'll hold the wall!

I am in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

28. Where did you fall? Just lie down.

29. The bullet entered my thigh bone, compressed my aorta and blocked my trigeminal nerve. Now the left brain is paralyzed by hypoxia and the right side is paralyzed. (Tearing pants) Be sure to cut the wound with a knife and take out the bullet.

30, very good! He stuffed it in without thinking, and he is really a soul-stirring man. I love you! ! !

Many years ago, when I was in middle school, I really thought about her all the time. Sometimes I stop urinating suddenly, and then I think of her. As soon as I feel sweet, I forget to pee after soaking for half a bubble.

Recommend Stephen Chow's funny classic quotations.

1, you go first. I'll go again when my legs are not so shaky and my heart is not so chaotic.

2. no! This is not an ordinary box, it is the god in the box, referred to as the box god!

3. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

4. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their wages.

Only when there is a long queue at the railway station can we really realize that we are "descendants of the dragon".

6. Who runs fastest in China? It's Cao Cao (not Liu Xiang). Because speaking of the devil.

7. It is our duty as citizens to eliminate violence and safety, and it is also my own interest to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, so I will help the old lady cross the street once a week, and I will do it three or four times on Sundays and public holidays.

8. Being talented is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

9. I am like a fly lying on the glass. I have a bright future, but I can't find a way out

10, what did you say? You can tell such a lie? Do you have a conscience? I'm sorry about your parents, right? Is it worthy of this country? Hold a press conference to clarify, or I will skin you, tear your bones and drink your blood!

1 1. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, someone praised my left nostril as an idol.

12, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

13, good is rewarded with good, evil with evil, justice in circulation, heaven is true. I once caught the dragon and phoenix by mistake, but today the emperor caught me, which is really instructive. My admiration for the emperor is like a raging river and an uncontrollable Yellow River.

14, spring has come, and a flock of geese are flying north, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while.

15, female classmates are darker and boyfriends are whiter. One day, the poison queen in the dormitory suddenly said to her, "You can't do this, you will have zebras."

16, the highest level of self-help in eating: help the wall in, help the wall out.

17, work, take a step back, love, take a step back and go empty.

18, friends around me, get famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well.

19, if you don't peel the bark, you will die; People are shameless and invincible in the world.

20. Sir, you have bones on your forehead and light in your eyes. It's the reincarnation of a fairy and the descent of a fairy. I finally waited for you. Don't move. Although I let the cat out of the bag and disaster is inevitable, it's my destiny takes a hand. Even if I have to take a big risk, I'll let you see the whole picture.

2 1, get the hell out of here as far as your mind goes.

22. Not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

23. Sweeping the floor is only my superficial work. I am really a research monk (student). Shaolin soccer.

24. All's well that ends well for lovers. (Classic Quotations)

25, as long as the kung fu is deep, shit is also serious.

Grandpa comes from his grandson. ...

My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

28. When I have a son named Shuai, people will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

29, no money, no power, no longer good to you, can you follow me?

30, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! To tell you the truth, I'm Pan An in the jade tree breeze, and I'm the little prostitute Zhou with plum blossoms pressing Haitang!

3 1, God said that there should be light, and I said I opposed it, so the world was dark.