What are the local love stories?

1, I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage!

Have you gained weight again recently? No. Why do you say that? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?

3.what do you belong to? I am a dog. No, you belong to me.

I'm looking for a way, Dawang Road? No, Yi, stay on the road!

5. Are you a book? The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

I'll give you a car. What car? The old man is pushing the car!

7, sweet 100 minutes: eat sugar, eat cake, miss you 98 times a day.

8. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

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Love words with local flavor, popular online words, refer to those love words that sound disgusting and greasy and have a little local feeling. Although this kind of love story is annoying, it is very provocative.

In fact, the origin of mud love story has a long history, and it is a small branch of mud culture. However, it should be popular in Idol Trainee, because there is an earthy love story contest tidbit in the program, and it is precisely because of this tidbit that earthy love stories are popular on the Internet.

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Baidu encyclopedia-local love story