What jokes make you laugh?

1. In the past, cars and horses were slow, letters were far away, and I could only love one person in my life. Now the internet speed is very fast, and everyone has wifi, three times an hour on average.

Mozzie and I are actually very good friends. We often play hide and seek. If it wins, let it suck my blood. If I win, it will kill me.

I used to have a dog and named it "Stop". Every time: stop here, stop here. Before long, the dog went crazy.

Some people will eat hard when they are unhappy. Unlike me, I eat hard when I'm unhappy.

My goal in life is to have my own house in Beijing when I am thirty. Now I have finished half my goal: I am thirty years old.

6, 6, was called turtle grandson by my grandmother when I was a child. When I grow up, I am called a rabbit. Now I'm single dog. My life is simply an animal history!

7. I just hit a fortune teller, because I just sat down in front of his booth and he asked me what you are.

8. After my wife disappeared, I immediately went to the police station to report the case. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You keep laughing at us. We can't make a record.

9. While waiting for oral surgery in the hospital, the nurse came and asked the doctor, "Is the anesthetic in the mouth or outside the mouth?" The doctor said, "Don't run away from your leg for the time being!" " "

10, the purpose of installing a mirror in the bathroom is to let you pee and look in the mirror.