Funny romantic quotations on Valentine's Day

Under the moon, the old man is busy on Qixi, and a red line binds you and me. From then on, we are destined to confess and love each other. I said I love you, your eyes are hot, our love is sweeter than honey, and we will worship the flower room together tomorrow. On Tanabata, I wish lovers all over the world fly together and become a pair of mandarin ducks. The following are funny and romantic quotations from Valentine's Day. Welcome to read!

1, you are like a louse on my body. I would be uncomfortable without you.

2. Men and women should be equal, except of course those who are married. Happy Valentine's Day on Tanabata!

On Valentine's Day, I want to make a fish, which you can stew, boil and steam, and then lie in your gentle belly.

4. When you are in front of you, you are the whole world; when you are not in front of you, the whole world is you.

5. There is nothing wrong with the moon and the stars, because you have left; The breeze is silent because I am crying; I didn't say anything because I still miss you.

If I were a judge, I would sentence you to life imprisonment, imprisoned in my heart and not allowed to be released on bail. Happy Valentine's Day!

7. me! I want it! I want you! I want you to look at me. I want you to look me in the eye! I want you to look me in the eye and say! You want me!

8. Pour a glass of red wine and get drunk for you; Dress up in red and be beautiful for you; Light a red candle and shed tears for you; All the way to the world of mortals, whatever!

9. As the saying goes: If the train doesn't push, happiness won't blow; Tanabata, I want to say to you: You are right, and your heart will get drunk.

10, the warm spring breeze blows your thoughts, the continuous summer rain stirs your thoughts like the tide, and the cool autumn is like a bumper harvest. I deeply hope to convey the beauty of your lover.

1 1. Days pass in different spaces, and I miss coming at different times. No matter how things change, you will always be my favorite.

12, the earth turns only when there is the sun, and the moon turns only when there is the earth. The moon's starlight is so brilliant, and the world with you and me is so rich and romantic.

13, the moment I first saw you, my heart was burning, and I liked your lovely laughter. You are a gentle, quiet and aura girl.

14, my left hand is engraved with me, my right hand is written with you, and my heart is full of love. When our palms are opposite and our hearts are connected, everyone will see it? I love you!

15. What are you going to do on Valentine's Day? Coax many girls with your glib tone. Do you need my help? I'd love to.

16, you are a poison, seeping into my blood, my nerves and controlling my brain. February 14, you were poisoned. Please don't forget, give me the antidote!

17, how many people laugh on Valentine's Day? What are you doing? Steamed bread is valuable, but the price of steamed buns is still high. If you have ribs, you can throw them both. Happy Valentine's Day!

18, I have a terminal illness: my eyes can only see your figure; Ears can only hear your voice; Memories are about you; My heart is full of your name.

19, during Valentine's Day, people who will give me face will be rewarded, people who will write me love letters will be rewarded, and people who slander me in the whole city will be rewarded.

20. You are like dew in spring, nourishing me; Sprite in summer gives me coolness; Autumn maple leaves give me scenery; The sunshine in winter keeps me warm.

2 1, life is always getting old, but I will always remember the good times and warm years with you. I wish you a cheerful mood and a bright future on the road of life.

22. The nearest distance in the world is not a moment, nor a year of vows, but the distance between you and my heart no matter where you wander, because you know I love you!

23. "I really can't think of any good gift for my wife on her birthday. It's not expensive, and it can make her very happy. " "Write her an anonymous love letter."

24, I envy the sun, he can see your bright smile, I envy the moon, she can watch you sleep peacefully, I envy myself, at least I can always miss you.

25, lingering twilight, a few thoughts, countless words, sincere wishes, quietly tell you that I miss you, a cordial greeting, happy Valentine's Day!

26. When I was down and out, a girl wanted to go to the grave with me ... Her eyes were red, and she said, if you don't pay me back, I will die with you.

27. The morning sun is red, and our feelings are in the rain. It's noon. The sun is red as fire, and it is either you or me who is injured. The sun sets in the afternoon, which is all caused by feelings!

28. A gentle heart is for happy people! Romantic heart! It is the eternal heart of all beings, the eternal heart of those who wait, and I am willing to send a blessing heart to my dearest person!

29, "Love" riverside grass, the river grass is long, and the grass is also affectionate. Valentine's Day evokes acacia, and acacia is acacia. Valentine's day "love" forget troubles, "love" you happy!

30. Think about how beautiful a person is, even if only memories can be used for reference, until one day you and I are old and memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly that I will smile when I think of you.

3 1, love you for ten thousand years, exaggerated! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! I love you for 70 years in a row. As long as I am healthy, that is my strong point.

32. I don't have enough colors to describe your beauty, and I don't have excellent literary talent to express my affection for you, but I have a sincere heart. It beats for you, shares happiness with you and shares sorrow with you.

I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! I learned to forget myself, but I can't forget you.

34. Mom asked: Have you smoked? No; Have you been drinking? No; Are you dating someone? No; Mother quickly said: "Qixi; This can be "I have no choice but to say:" Hey; This is really not "!

I wish you a happy 66, a troubled life 55, a happy life 44, a bright future 33, a sweet family 22, 1 1 good luck. Happy tanabata!

When my hero was young, a girl was willing to give her life for me. She said firmly, "If you pester me again, I will die!" Smile on Valentine's Day and wish you happiness!

37. Do you want roses? I won't give it to you! Do you want to eat chocolate? I am greedy for you! Want me to kiss you? Beautiful! Oh, honey, don't be angry, I just miss you in Doby!

38. Send love, the breeze blows, think of beautiful and sweet memories, miss you and bless you: send sincere wishes, keep them well, and never forget me! Happy Valentine's Day!

39. If you have no lover, haha, we are the same person. Who said you must have a lover on Valentine's Day? I wish you a happy Valentine's Day without lovers! Okay？ Happy Valentine's Day!

40. Above the Milky Way, the waiting for a lifetime and the fate of generations have all turned into crystal tears, which are sprinkled on the earth and left the world with infinite blessings! I wish you a happy Tanabata and sweet love!

4 1, share this truth and let the world test my mind. I have been telling the world how much I love you. You can forward it at will and get the same answer: Yes, I love you.

Dear, you always say that I love to brag, so please listen to me: "For you, I can spend nine days fishing for the moon, but I can catch turtles in five oceans!" Because: that "moon" is you, and that "turtle" is you!

43. I will give you what you want. Of course I won't give it to you if you want it. You can't ask me not to give it to you. You said you didn't want me to give it to you! Be reasonable, I don't love you, who loves you! Happy Valentine's Day!

44. Buy your own roses and count them, and you will be laughed at; If you buy chocolate, you will get fat. Light a candle, count, no lover; Valentine's Day, I wish you a happy Valentine's Day with me without a lover!

45. The day has come when I have to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to parents' nagging at home alone in February 14. Alas! Waiting for you.

Happy Valentine's Day. I wish you always romance, enthusiasm, youth, true feelings, innocence, sweetness and infatuation!

47. You are my starting point. I want to walk out of a ray of light from you, but I have drawn a circle to understand that you are the center of my life! On Tanabata, let's spend Valentine's Day in China.

48. If you were the sea, I would like to turn into a beach and let you kiss my face every day. If you are a migratory bird, I would like to be your wing, accompany you to fly south and north, and shelter you from the wind and rain. Happy Valentine's Day!

49. If it is still rainy season, I would like to go with you! If there is a sunset, I would like to enjoy it with you! If I had money, I would buy all roses and chocolates. I dedicate my heart and all this to you.

50. Red roses, white roses and blossoming make me enchanted. Red Valentine's Day, white day, has made people who love each other look forward to haggard. I wish the Prince Charming a happy holiday and a happy marriage forever!

5 1. Before I met you, I thought I was the sea, and my broad mind could accept all rivers. After meeting you, I found that my heart is full, except for you. I just want to make you happy with my life!

52. Lovers are obvious to all, lovers get along happily, heartless people suffer all their lives, spoony people come rain or shine, thin lovers are notorious, passionate people are only a few, and real people belong to me. Happy Valentine's Day!

I don't know how long my life is. No one can know how much fate there is. It doesn't matter how far the road is. Even if I can't accompany you to the ends of the earth, I will cherish every second of having you as my girlfriend!

54. Valentine's Day is coming. As you know, the pot can't be uncovered, the fire can't be flameless, the needle can't be pointed, and the key can't be chained, so I can't live without you as a love partner!

55. Some people care about you, some protect you, some care about you, some want you to be happy, and some miss you all night. He is the one who texted you. He wants to wish you a happy Valentine's Day, always happy!

56. Valentine's Day is coming. In order to maintain the stability of love, the state will issue a love restriction order, stipulating that everyone can only have one lover, and all those who have two or more lovers will be taxed on love. Relax, my friend.

57. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send a blessing to chase you, hoping that we will never blow. -Happy Valentine's Day

58. Valentine's Day is a beautiful day. I have no earth-shattering declaration of love, and I have no promise of love. However, I want to tell you: I love you more than the last second! Happy Valentine's Day!

59. Seeing that Tanabata is coming, what should I send? Roses? Not creative; Chocolate? Fall in love with fire; I will give you a pair of chopsticks! Chopsticks are good, and no one can live without them! Don't believe you, try eating a meal with chopsticks?

60. I miss you every day and every night. I am always sad without you. I am sad because I love you. I'm crazy about you all day. It's Valentine's Day. Come to me and let me hold you. Happy Valentine's Day!

6 1. Vows will always bear witness to the earth, actions will always bear witness to lovers, and friendship will always bear witness to friends. On Valentine's Day, I sent a warm message, simple and frank, with only one purpose. I wish you and your Valentine's Day a happy life!

62. When will your lover come? Ask a friend by SMS. I wonder if there is anyone around. Can I have a boyfriend? I want to find her, but I'm afraid I'll miss the opportunity. I couldn't sleep all night. Rest is the hardest. How can I beat him? Find a bosom friend on Valentine's Day!

63. The most dangerous weapon is your smile. The longest waiting is your looking back. The most beautiful scenery is your face. The most real future is your company. The most thorough effort is my persistence. Really love you.

64, for a love meeting, how many sins to suffer; How many tears will you shed for a return of love! The Milky Way makes the distance beautiful, and the legend of love and hate makes the whole world know that nothing is more precious than the true feelings!

65, Valentine's Day should adhere to a center, two basic points. Take cheating feelings as the center, cheating on eating and drinking as the basic point, and take the road of Valentine's Day with China characteristics. Whether it's a man or a woman, it's the successors who can cheat.

66. Cloud misses clothes, flowers, looks, and you're blushing. You are a bee, I am a flower, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you are a blackboard, I am an eraser, where there is you, there is my home! Happy Valentine's Day!

67. The perfect short message in Tanabata: The receiver will never break up and will always be the lover's favorite. Trouble will never come near you, and a smile will always hang on your mouth. Take good care of this message. May my blessing always be by your side!

Today is a lover robbery. Roses robbed my wallet, but I want to rob your heart, even your love. Most importantly, I want to rob your lover and spend a romantic Valentine's Day with me! Haha, happy holidays, dear!

69. Valentine's Day is coming. I bought the Jade Emperor a drink, and I got him drunk with all my money. Then I stole his mobile phone and sent an order to Yue Lao: Give the person who received this message a happy life and a developed career, and be sure to have sweet love!

70. Dear, I got my destiny visa and my love passport. I will depart from Queqiao Airport on the romantic Tanabata, take a happy flight, fly over the vast galaxy and go to the country of love. There are two tickets waiting for you!

7 1, I am the person who knows the taste of lovesickness best in the world. Every time I think of your smile, my heart burns with love. Treat you as the apple of your eye, and care for you forever. No matter the ends of the earth, it is beautiful to have you around! Happy Valentine's Day!

72, Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: implicitly send some flowers and plants, lively hand running, really full, enthusiastic singing and dancing, romantic cuddling, fall down in the crazy night, send a timid message!

73. Pieces of dust are scattered on the torn joy. You can dance with long sleeves and brush away the dust, and reunite the joys and thoughts of the past. If this is a dream, I would like to have a dream that will never wake up, because there is you in the dream and love in the dream! Happy Valentine's Day!

74. Men love sex and women love sex; Men become miserable after falling in love, and women become nervous after falling in love; Women yearn for each other's naked hearts in love, while men yearn for each other's naked bodies in love. ...

75. According to the fortune teller, I'm destined for peach blossom, and I'm destined for peach blossom. On Qixi night, I will miss you. Only by talking to people who share my destiny can I alleviate the pain. The person who received this letter is predestined friends. I hope to keep my appointment on time.

76. The motivation to love you is to see you surging with emotion. The process of loving you is giving. The purpose of loving you is to accompany you to your old age, and the result of loving you is inescapable. After I made a clear analysis, I made a decisive decision: Happy Valentine's Day, and I'll turn off my cell phone and sleep!

77. I am afraid that I will get an electric shock when I see you; I can't see you, I need to recharge; Without you, I think I will cut off the power. Love you is my career, miss you is my career, hug you is my specialty, kiss you is my specialty! Ha ha. I want you to spend this Tanabata together!

78. I wish your love is as sweet as falling into a honey pot, your passion shines like the sun, your romance falls from the sky like a comet, your happiness comes to you like the sea and lasts as long as the stars. Dude, cherish it! Happy Valentine's Day!

79. I have fallen in love with you since I met you. Your angel face always fascinates me secretly. Your seductive smell always makes me want to get close to you, kiss you and swallow you-my dear chicken leg! Ha ha! Happy Valentine's Day!

80. Pay all wages, including unplanned wages; All leftovers are contracted, including spoilage; Do all the housework, including mother-in-law's; Thoughts are reported every day, including a flash of thought. Look at Valentine's Day, wife, let me be your boyfriend for a day, not your husband!

8 1, the night is soft, and the moon shines on Qixi. I hold my mobile phone tightly, edit every word of blessing, recall the past of friendship, convey long-lost thoughts and bring you a happy atmosphere. On this coming day of Tanabata, I send my best wishes, wishing you a happy Tanabata and a happy life.

82. Tanabata, which means begging for cleverness, shines with warm wishes. Send you seven cleverness by SMS. I hope you can always smile every day: smooth work, prosperous business, abundant financial resources, skillful first study, skillful mutual assistance and friendship, skillful two of a kind, warm and harmonious family and happy life. I wish you a happy Tanabata!

83. Love plus love equals extraordinary love, love minus love equals the starting point of love, love times love equals infinite love, and love minus love equals the only love. Maybe for you, my appearance in your life is just100+1=101. But for me, your appearance in my life is the formula of 0+ 1 = 1.