New Year's Eve Gala 10 Minute Pupils' Sketch Funny (Three Girls)

New Year's Day Comic Sketch-"Whispering" New Year's Day Comic Sketch-"Whispering" Plot and Dialogue: Main role: Emperor-Jade Emperor (male); Hiroko (male); Mom-mom (male); Long Fei (female) narrates: One day, a great event happened in heaven ... (Music: Bao Qingtian-The Jade Emperor and all the soldiers appeared quickly) Emperor: Ascend to the hall! Soldier: Powerful ... Emperor: There are many strange things in heaven recently, and people just sing indiscriminately. I was trained in the middle of the night and knew there was an earthquake nearby. It's really shit, but I can't bear to pee! Pawn: Tell Fat Man ... I'm the Jade Emperor, and I'll catch the left with a shock every day! Emperor: Grab the left? All right! Go to the waiting area! (Two soldiers lead one forward) S: (A string) Invite me to a party? How many people are there? Emperor: The ring on the side is both a fairy and a ghost string? Soldier, come here with Luo Qu's ID card! Pawn: (I found my ID card and threw it at the Jade Emperor) My Lord, take that! Emperor: (grabbing it in one hand, pretending to be a character, and opening the paper) Villar17317319864 Princess of Galaxies ... Binmei-Slalon? Sworon, do you know the crime? S: Car ~ Am I guilty? Emperor: Playing in the sun? You have committed more crimes than Saddam! Well, irrefutable evidence, but also on the chicken rack! Soldiers, read and listen! Pawn: (Take money from the Jade Emperor and sing Allegro) First, get up and fold the quilt; Second, I manage my shirts; Third, I leave my tail when I eat; Fourth, I fart when I walk; Fifth, I speak too loudly in the wild; Sixth, I wash my hands and feet; Seventh, I stole the wild and made a name for myself; Eighth, I teach you everything, and I listen! Emperor: Oh, I'm surprised. It will take me a few days to bask in the flowers in the world. You must be a ghost and steal sweet potatoes again! S: (pick lightly) Wow, your surname is Lai Jia, so you bend when you bend? Emperor: Are you going to order again? S: (unconvinced) What a shame! Emperor: Since you are willing to talk, I will give it to you! Somebody come back to reality with me! ! ! (Two soldiers step forward to prepare for action) S: Stop! (counting forward) I am willing to give up melons? Emperor: Degenerate! Give me a chance to live ... Emperor: Fall! S: You can buy a few Johnson baby shower gels at most. After taking a shower, I seem to be covered with water. It's so comfortable Emperor: Soldiers! (The Jade Emperor has a little discussion with the soldiers next to him) Well, you can do a good deed on earth and come back to atone! Soldier: (Surrounding slava) Don't listen to the old man, it's a loss in front of you. My family is very fragile, and I am ashamed ... (Two soldiers start to escape, and a scream rings ...) Sideline: I know that on the earth, what happened to the left? H: (thinking) God, you are so fair! The holiday was miserable, and the whole world went to bask in the sun. I want to learn English .......................................................................................................................................................... (music: "God, help me"-then there is a loud noise) S: Ah! H: The next day, I told you that Yee was moved to the left. (Looking back) Hey, Grandma, why did you come to my house? I'm lost? What happened to your eyes? Beautiful girl! Hong: (vomiting) Gan ... beautiful girl, why are you hanging around? S: I scared you to death! I am the princess of the Veral17317319864 galaxy ... Binmei-slava Dragon! H: Shit and holes? Is it a tie? S: two words: immortality! Hong: Oh, fairy ... Do you think I am a three-year-old child? Hit for nothing! H: Well, you're leaving soon. My mother is tight, I am a woman in our department! S: I am hiding! (Invisible) H: Huh? Come on, I see the left. It's strange ... (I don't understand, open the door and dance) Mom: Son, did you make a left today? Hong: There are 65,438+00 compositions left, 50 math problems, 98 English sentences, and two bad fields ... Mom: Two poor fields? Damn it! Do less homework so that you can do everything tomorrow! Don't fine too much. Listen to me: Allow me to watch TV for one month, play computer for two months, go out for three months and spend four months of pocket money ... If you break the rules, you will be served by your family! Hong: (in a low voice) Luo Ming ... Mom: Do you have any questions? Hong: absolutely not ... long live mother! Be friendly and I'll see you off. (Mom left, red face was depressed, and the fairy appeared) S: So you have been feeling sorry for me? Anyway, if I want to do something good, I will help you! H: Really? Do you need any help? (Unbelievable) S: Yi Jia, call your mother in first! Hong: Mom-Mom: Does the loser keep bleating miserably? (I was ecstatic as soon as I entered the door) S: Remove the left side! I'm going home for shopping, and I'll see you again in two weeks. Bye. (slava Dragon leaves) Mom: Xiaohong, the weather is fine today, and the rock department is out in the sun. Go out to play house business every day. Hong: But this is my homework ... Mom: What about my homework? Home is wild, and you like it. It is better to watch more 3d TV and play more 3d computers. Are you from my department? Hong: It's ... It's ... Mom: Yes, your D money seems to be enough for me to do WO, so I'll give it to you first, and then I'll give it to you, which will scare you ... Hong: (I'm shocked) Grandma is in trouble ... Mom: If you ask for baa, just keep your mouth shut, and your mission will be achieved! (Leaving) Hong: How wild! Beating machine is willing to endure, first paving machine (beating machine); I am willing to watch TV, I will watch TV first (open TV to sell advertisements); Mom-Joe, clean up ... (Come on! ); Mom-there is dust in the room, clean it ... (ok! ); Mom-have a cup of paradise water to make Longjing tea and chill it! (Queer advertising song) Sideline: There are only two weeks left in a blink of an eye ... (One person holds up a sign that says "two weeks later") Hong: I played TV all day, and I was really free ... And grandma, your underground area seems to be getting bigger and bigger. I must have enough money to do it? H: My department ... I think ... I think ... you asked me to do it! Mom: Come on, I'm Mido, which makes you depressed? You go and play! Hong: Gan ... You can pick on me, punish me or hit me! Mom: I will be good to you in the future. I support everything you do, everything you do is a rock! Grandma will always be around your side frame! I tried my best. What about you, son? H: What's the matter? (silently, he goes to one side and squats down) I really ... I really think so ... so empty! ! ! (Music: Absolute Emptiness-It happened that Si Long came) History: Make me empty? Hong: (looking at slava Dragon) You ... you are so accommodating, which makes my grandmother very sweet, so that she can come! Wow, you asked me to help you again, but you refused me. D mortals are really annoying! H: I care. Please send it to my grandmother! Ok ... I'll change the microphone for you! (cast a spell, but failed) Hey, did I get it? No reason to frame ... Hong: You punk, I'll kill you! Mom: Wang, are you fighting? Let me help you! Emperor: (suddenly rushing into the middle of three people, shouting) Stop it! (Just got hit by Hong! ) Oh, my God ... Ben: Handsome guy, hit my boss, you're not dead! (Two minions lined up and made a series of retarded moves) (Mother and son fought with minions and danced) Emperor: I'm all finished! (Everyone stops when the Jade Emperor calls) It's really a transparent frame for me! (The Jade Emperor breaks the spell and the people disperse) Soldiers, come with me to catch Slalon! (Two minions grab the stone) Xiaohong, I am the legendary jade emperor. Tell me if you have a wish! H: My mother gave me the change before! Emperor: but the Ministry likes and dislikes, and the clock often abuses you. Hong: Although I hate this area ... it's my fault! Emperor: Really? Do you want to make it clear? H: yes! Because the community is my mother's! (Say that finish, hold grandma with your finger) (When I heard that, grandma suddenly woke up and walked slowly to Xiaohong's side, pushing the Jade Emperor away with one hand) Mom: Ah Tsai! I heard you talk about D Wild, but my grandmother can't live with you ... I thought being strict with you was a good thing, but I didn't expect you to be happy ... Hong: Grandma, I love talking so much, please go ahead ... Mom: My family, it's my fault! H: It's my fault! Mom: A Zi ... Hong: A Ma ... (Music: Lu) Di: (Wet eyes) What is love in the world? Sworon! (Educational tone) Actually, I am a magic master, but you finally did a good thing ... Come back with me! (People behind the scenes appear in line in front of the stage) Narrator: In fact, many times, there will be small contradictions between parents and children, which are actually caused by insufficient communication. There are no parents in the world who don't love their children. We should communicate with them more and understand their love!