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"I want to ask you something. How can I reach your heart? " Love stories with earthy flavor are humorous language that is boring to death. Sometimes, saying some earthy love words can have an effect that serious language can't achieve. Do you really want to know the local love story? In my column, I arranged 2023 routines for you to tease your girlfriend. I believe you can find something useful for yourself.

Earthy love story 2023 routine teasing girlfriend (1-2 1) 1 I like you for more than two minutes, and I can't get out.

Everything you say casually is in my heart.

I used to like it very much, but now I only like you.

4. "Will you shut up?" "I'm not talking." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

5. I ordered takeout. What did you order? A little French fries, a little coke, and a little miss you.

6. Today? Buy days? Really? Coconut? This is called red silk mud coconut

7. Do you know what fruit I like best? It's you, pistachio.

8. You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said crowds are not what you should do.

9. What if I lose it? Just call the police. What? Hold me tight.

10, if you think the sea is the cleanest and most thorough, then you must have never seen my eyes, because I only have you in my eyes.

1 1, how can I put it? When you smile at me, I feel like a mobile phone with only 1% power left. At the moment when I was trembling to turn it off, you suddenly connected the charger.

12, I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

13. What dishes did I wash? It's never too late for us to fall in love.

14, "You know what? There are three kinds of people in this world. Good people and bad people are not bad people. " "What kind of person are you?" "I am your man."

15. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

16, chatting with you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.

17, I think you look like my relative and my mother's daughter-in-law.

18, you are particularly annoying, and you can't get tired of watching it today.

19, I started to be a vegetarian when I saw you, because you are my type.

20. "We don't have to turn on the light at night when we are together" Why? "Because you can shine."

Do you have body odor? No, then why are you as charming as a fox?

Love story of earth 2023 routine teasing girlfriend (22-42) 22. "Do you like me?" Find the repeated words in this sentence.

23. I wake up thinking of you every morning.

Not only did my bed collapse, but also the water stopped. I lost my key and the air conditioner broke down. Even dogs are so hot that I don't care. I have to sleep at your house.

25. There is no forest in my heart. Would you like to be the only sand sculpture on my beach?

Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

27. You are just like Google. You have everything I want.

28. "People say you have a round face, but I think you have a square face." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"

You know, I'm afraid to move now because I'm afraid I'll fall into the swamp of loving you.

30. Peggy Piggy, I deserve you.

3 1, I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.

32. Life is so long, I need someone to accompany me, tell lies, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.

33. I have thought about the future. Everything is ready except you.

34. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

35. I lack necessities and you.

36.pyq blocked me? Why don't you open it for me?

37. I want to pick up the rotten ones with you.

Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.

39. I want to buy a piece of land from you and buy something in exchange for your unswerving heart.

Being with you is all you have, and love will last until you get used to it.

4 1, it is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to open this cemetery into a garden.

42. I went for a drink What did I drink? I want to be with you for a long time.

Love story of the earth 2023 routine flirting girlfriend (43-63) 43, "I'll take you to drink a glass of wine you haven't drunk" and "What wine?" "Our wedding banquet ~"

44. You are a lovely boy, and so am I.

45. "I haven't eaten sugar since I fell in love with you." "Why?" "Because you are too sweet."

46. "You are the heart, you are the liver, and you are three quarters of me."

47. "I want to go somewhere", "Where" and "Go to your heart"

48. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "

49. It's really beautiful. In the fireworks rain that day, I said I would wear a flowered skirt to marry you.

50. Thinking about you is like playing with your mobile phone in a thin quilt. There are always bits and pieces of light leaking out.

5 1, "Do you know why I am taller than you?" I don't know, "the sky is falling, I'll carry it for you."

52. "Do you know how many days there are in a year?" "365 days" "Yes, do you know when I am happiest?" I don't know. "The day I met you."

53. "I'm so sleepy. Did you go to be a thief last night?" "Yes, steal your heart."

I don't want to sleep for a long night. Let's talk.

55. I took a screenshot of WeChat. I have another picture of you.

Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.

57. "I want to borrow a cup from you" Why borrow a cup "Because I want to borrow yours (for life)"

Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me"

59. "Everyone says I have three incorrect views." "ah? Why? " "Well, it's all good for you."

You must come when I get married. Why? Because it would be awkward without a bride.

6 1, "I like you" means that from now on, you have the ability to hurt me.

62. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

I am very capable, but there is one thing I can't do, and that is that I won't leave you.

If you are the one who accompanied me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

65. Everything is assured except a kiss.

66. I commented, but you didn't reply. Have we reached the point of avoiding suspicion?

I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.

68. "I can't seem to find my way." "Where are you going?" "How to get to your heart?"

69. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?

70. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in caves, and you live in my heart.

7 1, "Do you know how many people there are in the world?" "7 billion" "You are the only one in my world."

72. May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.

73. "Can you play the guitar?" "No" "How did you resonate with me?"

74. I have met many people in my life. They are like fireworks between my fingers, flickering and finally turning to ashes. Unlike you, you are like Beidou, shining my life.

75. My leg hurt for a week. I went to the hospital for an examination today. The doctor said there was something in my bone. When I was making a movie, I saw the boy. It turns out that I like you, to the bone.

Loving you means that when I can't see you, I have a lot to say to you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

77. "I used to have many hobbies, but now there is only one left." "What is it?" "only love you"

78. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

79. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

80. "Who are you?" "Tiger." "No, you belong to me."

8 1. Of all the floating things, I like you best.

Your father must be a thief. He stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

83. The sea of misery is boundless, and then it was me!

84. I don't want to hit the south wall, I just want to hit you in the chest.

Earthy love story 2023 routine teasing girlfriend (85- 105) 85. "In the face of you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

You should put it on Taobao, because you are my baby.

87. I am particularly inaccessible. Do you believe me?

88. "Stay with me in this life. If not, I'll wait. If not, I'll think of another way. "

89. "Do you know what wine is easy to get drunk?" -"Always with you."

90.do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

9 1, "If I am the devil of hell" and "I am also a naughty boy who loves you"

92. What did I take? What about your life?

93. Do you know why I don't have a girlfriend yet? Why wow? Because I haven't told you yet.

94. I am a materialist. I didn't want to have an afterlife until I met you. "

95. "Do you know the difference between you and a mouse?" "What's the difference?" "It lives in a cave, and you live in my heart."

96. "liking you is a very troublesome thing." "But I just like to make trouble."

97. "Listen to my heartbeat" and "Huh?" "Have you noticed that my heart is moving?"

98. The fortune teller said I was Wang Mi. Do you want to verify it?

99. I want to go somewhere. Where is it? Fuck you!

100 "Eat the whole family bucket" and "We are a family"

10 1, "Do you know what I like to eat?" "What?" "I want to look at you stupidly."

102, write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and let you be closest to my heart.

103, "Let's go to the amusement park at the weekend". My body is the best amusement park. Come and play with me.

104, "You know who you are." Of course I am myself. "No, you are the mother of my precious son."

105, "Do you think there is anything special about my hands?" "Not special." "You haven't led them, which is certainly not special."

Earthy Love Story 2023 teases his girlfriend (106-126)106, sleeps with a dream about you and wakes up with a heart that wants to see you.

107. Can you play the guitar? Why do you touch my heart?

108, chestnuts in winter and mangoes in summer. Do you know what four seasons are? Do you?

109, I just want to be alone after seeing you. What person? Your people

I suspect that you have a crush on me. Nonsense, it is not. It seems that he likes me openly.

1 1 1, "If a person has a tail, it's a bit embarrassing to say so. Because when I'm with you, I think I can't help wagging my tail. "

Do you know the difference between you and the moon? "Stop it." The moon is in the sky and you are in my heart.

1 13, your eyes are really beautiful, only suitable for me.

1 14, "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing the king"? ""No, I love you. "

1 15, "Little German shepherd, little nursing dog, old dog, which one are you?" "I like people like you."

1 16 My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

1 17, I think you should knock on all the doors, because you knock very well.

1 18, I read a book yesterday and my eyes were swollen with tears. I am willing to "admit defeat" when I meet you.

Mr. Wang's eyes are the brightest stars I have ever seen.

120 "I think you are particularly like a game." What game? "My World"

You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

122, it's a little hard to say and a little melodramatic, but I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.

123, do you have a lighter? No. Then why can you still light my heart?

Do you smell something? No. Why was the air so sweet when you came out?

If you can swim, you can swim in my love river.

126, I am angry. Why are you angry? I spent all my luck meeting you.

Earthy love story 2023 routine teases girlfriend (127-147)127 New Year's Eve firecrackers ring, and it's not that I miss you.

128, "Tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. What do you think of me?" "You are my girlfriend."

129, I was vaccinated today. What vaccine did I get? I love you every second.

130, "I love a boy, please help me chase him" OK, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"

13 1. Do you like apple juice, grape juice, watermelon juice or my elf boy juice?

132, I like you, and I like you too. You see, I can do nothing but like you.

133, I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop when I saw you.

134, went shopping today. I love you as much as no way back.

135, the game will always end, but I don't think you will.

136, "I used to like wandering so much". What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."

137, "When will you get married?" Don't worry, let it be. "Go back to get married this year. I am natural, so let it be. "

138, I like the feeling of being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

139, girl, I'm sure, I just need a kiss.

140, just drank a bottle of medicine. Guess what medicine it is. You are very important.

14 1, I am a vulgar person. I look at mountains and the sea. Only when I see you, the sea of clouds begins to surge and the river tide begins to surge.

142, "Do you know what is the most beautiful thing in the world?" What? "you"

143, touch the fabric of my clothes. Is it your girlfriend's material?

144, people like you, I have nothing to talk about with you except love.

145, can you smile? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.

146, "I want to buy a piece of land." "Where?" "Your unswerving loyalty"

147, "You don't cherish me now, I tell you, after this village." "How?" "I'll wait for you in the next village."

Earthy love story 2023 routine teasing girlfriend (148-168)148, Guess what constellation I am, Aries? "Wrong, it is tailored for you."

149, what should I do? I knew I was finished the moment I saw you, but I didn't want to struggle at all.

150, did you sleep? What did you sleep? I can't sleep without you.

15 1, "You only need to be lucky twice in life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

152, I drink sugar-free. Do you know what sugar is suitable for you? ""micro sugar? " "No, it's my breasts."

153, "Shall we go for a drink?" "What wine to drink" and "Our wedding"

In your life, there will at least one time that you forget yourself for someone, asking for no result, no company, no ownership or even love. I just want to meet you in my most beautiful years.

155, I got the certificate. What happened? I saw a deer hit your chest.

156. Let me show you a magic trick. I'm finished. I like you better.

157, "Everyone else wants to sleep with you, but I don't want to." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."

158 Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

159, can you teach me how to do jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

160, recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

16 1, "I know three people like you", "who", "me, me, me"

162, "I have a cold!" "Take care of yourself." "Because I have no resistance when I see you ~"

163 I am watching TV. What TV wants to get your attention?

164, do you prefer sunny or rainy days? Sonny, what about you? I like chatting with you.

165, just because I like you, you can do whatever you want!

166, life is short and sweet since I met you.

167, "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy" "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

168, smoking is harmful to health, love me and prolong life.

The picture shows the love story 2023 routine teasing his girlfriend (169-189)169 Last night, I dreamed that I married you, but it was the opposite in my dream. You should marry me.

170, do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

17 1, "Dare not gain weight" Why? "I'm afraid you are too narrow-minded to let me go."

172, only state officials can set fire, and you are not allowed to leave me.

173, you are very strange today. What happened? It looks good.

174, can you play the guitar? No, then how did you resonate with me?

175. Do you want an apartment or a duplex? Or do you want to love me?

176, do you like drinking water? Then you already like me%.

177, "Do you know why beautiful girls have a bad temper?" Why? Because it's beautiful. "

178, "Why did you hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "

179, you are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.

180, I never wanted to get married before you. After meeting you, I never thought about getting married.

18 1. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

182, let's play Woodenhead. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

183, "Do you have magic?" "No" "Then why am I so happy to see you?"

184, vegetation has sunshine and water, kites have breeze and ropes, and I will spend the rest of my life with you.

185, I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

186, there is no one like you. One sentence can bring heaven or hell.