Fortune-telling chat spoof _ fortune-telling chat routine

What funny fate has the fortune teller calculated for you?

Coming out of Zhanshan Temple, I met several fortune tellers. When I came up, I said my mother Wang Fu. My mother and I laughed wildly in the street. Ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga, ga. As for Wang Fu, it has been more than ten years since my mother took me away from my biological father, and he is now living like a walking corpse. What a ghost!