What will happen when Yunian Qing returns to ancient times and ordinary people return to ancient times?

The recent fire in the TV series Happy Life has made countless people have the idea of going back to ancient times again. However, the dream is just a beautiful reality, and it is always cruel. If ordinary people go back to ancient times, it may just be a capital word. Today I will talk about the problems that ordinary people may encounter when they return to ancient times.

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First question: You may be killed. If a modern man travels back to ancient times, he is likely to be beaten to death.

If you cross back to the Qing Dynasty, you can go directly to the Western Heaven. Because the hairstyle of Qing Dynasty was Qian big braid and rat tail, it's not up to you to decide whether to leave hair or not. When we go back to our modern hair style, the government will think that you will be clear and see again for the first time, and the official will appear in front of you every minute. Then, send you to the government, from dozens of boards to the end of the direct game.

Second question: You may be a suicide bomber. Do you think you can escape the test of hairstyle? It's just that your idea is naive!

If you travel to other dynasties, the problem is not small. First of all, you are wearing strange clothes, and your words are all listening to gobbledygook for them. In this case, if you are not crazy, the other person will think you are a foreigner. At this time, all kinds of onlookers and human experiments came. At the same time, do you think you are the only one who has crossed back? And that pile of bacteria and viruses that had no solution at all in ancient times was simply a human bomb. If you are ill, you can't treat yourself well, and a lot of people will suffer with you. It is impossible for such a terrorist not to be arrested by the government.

Third, you may starve to death in modern life. All kinds of delicious food, as long as you have money. Even if you are lazy, there are all kinds of takeaways to take home. But back in ancient times, if there was a famine, I couldn't even think about it. Even the bark was stripped. Can you still grab it? Even in the prosperous Tang dynasty, ordinary people can only eat a little meat, and more people can only keep their rations in disaster-free years. Well, even if you come into a rich family, you don't just want to eat.

Before the reunification of the Qin dynasty, there was only stew and boiling, and there could be no frying. Seasonings are only onions and ginger, and staple food is only beans. There were more cucumbers, pomegranates and beans in the Han Dynasty, and only vegetarian tea, pork and aloe vera were used as masks in the prosperous Tang Dynasty. There were only mung bean soup and dessert in the Song Dynasty, and tomatoes and peppers in the Yuan Dynasty. The point is that many people like beef, which was basically not eaten in ancient times! In other words, no matter which dynasty you cross, you must ensure that your appetite raised by modern times can survive.

The fourth question: literary talent is useless no matter how good it is! If you survive the initial difficulties, successfully integrate into the ancients and have a stable life, then congratulations on winning 90% of the crossing!

But what if you want to do something big? The simplest and most effective way is to show your literary talent and let others recognize your talent, such as "the bright line at the foot of my bed" and "I am haggard for Iraq" However, these do not seem to be of much use.

The style of writing in ancient China has undergone several changes, from Yuefu poems to novels in Qing Dynasty. Each era has its own literary genre and style characteristics. It may be ok to return to the Tang and Song Dynasties, but there may be problems in other dynasties. Your poems are likely to be regarded as rhyming, literary and artistic, and simply rotten to the extreme. Therefore, literary talent is a way to make money.

The fifth question: it is difficult to get into the imperial examination if you want to mix an official position!

The first step of the imperial examination-scholar: scholar education =985/2 1 1 undergraduate. Scholar and scholar exams are held twice every three years. There are 30 or 40 places in populous counties, 20 or 30 in medium-sized counties and more than a dozen in small counties. My conscience, are you sure you are sure to get into the top 30 or 40 in the county-wide unified examination today? Are those candidates who have entered the top 30 or 40 in the county-wide unified examination capable of taking 2 1 1 and 985?

The Second Step of Imperial Examination-Jury Education = Tsinghua Peking University. The rural examination is held once every three years, and the difficulty is equal to choosing one or two candidates from 1000. This difficulty can be imagined. In addition, only by passing the exam can you become an official.

The third step of the imperial examination-Jinshi: Jinshi education = TOP 10 doctor's degree of world famous schools! You can experience this difficulty yourself. During the 267 years of the Qing Dynasty, 1 12 times was set up, and the total number of scholars was 26,849, with an average of 100 every year. At the same time, you will meet not only fresh graduates, but also people who have passed away.

As for the champion, I won't give an example. Think about it! The literary kind is not good. What about military?

The sixth question: Wu, you may not have hit others! In ancient times, most of them were self-sufficient farmers, and even scholars would do some farm work. If you try to catch a farmer who looks black and short, or a skinny scholar, nine times out of ten you will be taught to be a man. You know, their strength has been exercised since childhood, even if they are weak scholars, their martial arts will not be bad.

Do you think you can avoid a punch? Although pulling out the mountain is a bit exaggerated, it is not too bad. At least he hurt you, you can't stand it! If you can't beat it, just invent something modern? ?

The seventh question: materials and ideas. How did you get here? It seems feasible, but people in China use gunpowder to set off firecrackers. Westerners use it to overthrow the knight class. People in China use a compass to tell their fortune. Westerners have made great geographical discoveries. It's not that our country can't do it, it's just that our concerns are different. In ancient times, we paid attention to self-cultivation and everything was personal, excluding those new technologies. However, if your new technology is only in the homes of ordinary people, it is estimated that it will not play much role. After all, you can't get rich overnight, you can only live a well-off life on your own. Moreover, modern things are so high in technology, can they really be used in ancient times? For example, how to solve electricity and how to make materials? These are all problems!

I can't. Do you want me to hold the monarch's thigh?

Eighth question: what do you take with your thighs?

However, among the founding emperors in ancient times, there were very few who could hold your thighs. From Xia, Shang and Zhou Dynasties to Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, most of the founding emperors in China came from aristocratic families or warlord families, that is, the legendary official second generation. How can an ordinary person easily enter the eyes of others? There are very few talented scholars and fierce generals who can be used to fighting. Everything is ready-made in front of others, and you will only be full of strange people who are lying in the trough and bunker. Although Liu Bang and Zhu Yuanzhang were accidents, how miserable was the fate of their founding fathers? Will you still think about making contributions? And their opponents Xiang Yu and Chen Youliang are very fierce, and they may die in battle.

Therefore, ordinary people, it is better to stay in modern times honestly, even if life is not satisfactory, stick to it and it will pass. If you really go back to ancient times, are you sure you can survive?