Earthy love story 2022 routine teasing girlfriends (extract 80 sentences)

"I'm in my bag. Why? One less kiss from you. " A rustic love story is a kind of love story that sounds disgusting and a little rustic. Some earthy situations can make information that is inconvenient to say under normal circumstances be said in a humorous way. What are the most rustic love stories you have ever seen? The following is my carefully compiled "2022 routines to tease girlfriends (80 extracts)", which is for reference only and I hope it will help you!

? 1. I am willing to be your little tail. Wherever you go, I will go, watch the sunset with you, accompany you to the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and I will follow you all my life and accompany you all over the world.

? Love is not my whole life, but you are my whole love.

? If love is a desperate effort, then obviously, the other person will not care too much about your feelings. Because a person who cares about you doesn't want you to get any harm. Therefore, the more you sacrifice for love, the less the other person loves you. Of course, blindly loving others is very tiring. And the feeling of being truly loved is actually being loved.

? Do you know why I want to be with you? Because life is a bit bitter, I must add this sugar to you.

? If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

? If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.

? 7. I am a vulgar person. I regard mountains as mountains and the sea as the sea. Only when I saw you, the sea of clouds began to surge, and the river tide began to surge.

? 8. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?

? 9. I like being bored with you. It's not that there will always be endless topics to talk about together, but I won't feel embarrassed even if I don't talk.

? 10. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.

? 1 1. I am nine years old and you are three years old. Besides you, I am still you.

? 12. Meeting someone you like is like ruining the rest of your life, crossing the ocean and finally seeing land.

? 13. I'm pretty sure, I just need a kiss.

? 14. When we fall in love with someone, we actually fall in love with a feeling that only he can give. Do not love a person, just because the feeling is gone. If you don't love, you don't love. It's no use forcing.

? 15. It's nice to be near Zhu Zhechi.

? 16. Since we can't be born together, we will suffer together for a lifetime.

? 17. The strongest wine in the world is the gentleness when you bow your head and smile.

? 18. I have no story. I only have this heart that loves you. If you leave, I will be worried. Look, am I all yours?

? 19. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.

? 20. For me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.

? 2 1. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, but since I met you, I am willing to turn this cemetery into a garden.

? 22. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.

? I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.

? 24. Take you to all corners of the country, eat all over the streets and play all over Qian Shan, and then come home with me.

? 25. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, I am a brush, you don't love me, I commit suicide.

? 26. My wish is to get rich overnight, or I can hug you.

? 27. Thank you for letting me have someone I like. Thank you for making me happy.

? 28. I miss you every day and every night, because I am sad without you. I think about you all the time. I love you all day, just because I love you wholeheartedly.

? 29. notice of finding things. I accidentally left a sincere heart on the person who is reading this message. Please contact me as soon as possible. If you want to take my heart, I will be very happy.

? 30. How much I like you, maybe I can't describe it myself, just like you are the moon, I am the star, and all the stars in the sky are just for you.

? 3 1. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.

? 32. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.

? 33. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.

? 34. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

? 35. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.

? 36. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.

? 37. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.

? 38. I think you should be very busy. Just look at the first three words.

? Since I met you, life is short and sweet.

? 40.2.3 Wooden head, don't move. Sorry, I'm moving, my heart is beating.

? 4 1. The rest of my life is all about you, and hundreds of millions of stars are not enough.

? 42. The short hair you cut is very beautiful and suits you very well. Your new dress is very comfortable in color and suits you very well. Your smell is soothing and suits you very well. I hope I'm suitable for you, too.

? 43. Who are you? You are my sweetheart.

? 44. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

? 45. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.

? 46. Loving you means that I have a lot to say to you when I can't see you. It feels good to be quietly close to you when you are around, even if you don't talk.

? 47. Your appearance is like secretly adding a candy on a day as light as boiled water.

? 48. Write your name on the cigarette and inhale it into your lungs so that it can be closest to my heart.

? Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.

? The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.

? 5 1. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

? 52. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.

? I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.

? I always forget to tell you how lucky I am to meet you. I want to hold your hand and propose a toast to all the guests one day.

? I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.

? 56. My life is bohemian and I have never stayed for anyone, but since I met you, I will protect you for the rest of my life.

? 57. What time is it? It's ten o'clock. No, this is the starting point of my happiness.

? If only I could be invisible, I would hide in your pillow, in the December wind and in your pocket.

? 59. I want to be with you, even if there are thorns ahead, even if thousands of people in Qian Qian stop me, even if I am white-haired.

? 60. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...

? 6 1. I still believe that the stars can talk, the stones will bloom, and you will eventually arrive through the wooden fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter. -Rao Xueman

? 62. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.

? 63. If one day I appear by your side without saying a word, don't doubt that I have given you every minute of my life, even in the next life.

? 64. All the scenery and plants in the world are beautiful, and all the paintings are random scenery, but since fate has brought you, all the scenery is just to set you off.

? 65. I want to hug you through my mobile phone, not miss you with my mobile phone. I want to have you every morning and evening, not you in the photo. Love story Qian Qian never, it is better to be with you.

? 66. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.

? 67. I dreamed that I married you last night, but the dream was the opposite, so you should marry me.

? 68. If you can't get rich overnight, I can hug you overnight.

? 69. I don't know any possibility. I only know how to accompany you.

? 70. Can you stop talking? I can't stop thinking about your voice.

? 7 1. Are you afraid of trouble? Can you stay with me?

? Talking to you is like an exam. After thinking about it, I always feel that I have not played well.

? 73. I will always hold you when I go out, because I have to carry valuables with me.

? 74. I went to burn incense. Any fragrance on the table is wishful thinking for you.

? 75. I went to eat noodles today What noodles did I eat? I suddenly want to see you.

? 76. I saw a field today. What field is as sweet as you?

? 77. What time is it? You are the starting point of my happiness.

? 78. I am brushing my mobile phone and want to know when I fell in love with you.

? 79. Don't ask me what game I went to today. Love you has no ending.

? 80. I ate hot dogs today. What kind of dog is hotter? Be your good dog.