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A string of words before Stephen Chow's line "Be quick" in Kung Fu.
The camera turned to the slippers on the feet of Fire Cloud Evil God.
Huoyunsha: It's just a name.
Axe Master: Cut the crap. We want to ask you to help kill two people. Make an offer.
Fire cloud evil spirit: what is the price? I killed a lot of people just to find someone who could beat me. Unfortunately, no one was my opponent, so I hid clean. If I had an opponent, I would have come out long ago. Who can trap me? I'm telling you, if there is a peerless master, I'll kill one for free, right?
Axe Master: You are really an unparalleled master. This is exactly what you want, evil spirit. But would you mind raising your hand first? It's not that I don't believe you, but that we all want to broaden our horizons.
Huo Yunsha: You losers are not qualified to ask me to do it at all.
The way snapped his fingers and the stars ran past.
G: brother Chen?
The way: Really!
Xing: Underwear slippers are quite unconventional. If you can help him tidy up, he should have a future.
The way: Fuck you, did you save the wrong person?
Star: Absolutely not. I swear, I will do as you say.
Star said to the fire cloud evil spirit.
Xing: Hey ~ Huoyunsha, just play two tricks to make everyone open their eyes. Don't make it difficult for me.
Fire cloud evil spirit: psycho.
Star raised his fist.
Star: What's this, old man? Have you ever seen a fist as big as a casserole? Don't make me shoot. I'm crazy, even afraid of myself.
Fire cloud evil spirit: Do it.
Star, pretending to hit hard, and then touched the fire cloud Baal's forehead with his fingers and ran away.
Xing: How's it going recently? Is he okay?
Fire cloud evil spirit: Hehehehehe ~
Suddenly an axe helped my brother hit him hard.
Axe gang younger brother: Old man, are you good at fighting?
Fire cloud evil spirit: Push.
The axe gang gave him another blow, and Huoyun Ahriman's glasses flew away.
Fire cloud evil spirit: Push.
Suddenly an axe helped my brother hit him hard.
Fire cloud evil spirit: Push.
The axe helped the younger brother punch several times in a row.
Huo Yunsha: You don't even have the strength to hit people. Are you still called a triad? Hmm. How interesting
Axe helped the younger brother twist a head to look at his brother Chen. My brother Chen nodded, and my brother took out a pistol. The fire cloud evil spirit snatched him away in an instant.
Fire cloud evil spirit: foreign guns?
Everyone in the axe gang pulled out their guns and axes and aimed at the fire cloud Ahriman. Fire cloud Ahriman smiled, pointed the gun at his forehead and fired a shot. When the slow-motion bullet hit him on the head, suddenly his fingers caught the bullet and everyone froze. The way smiled.
Fire cloud evil spirit: The martial arts in the world are invincible, only fast and unbreakable.
Senior Brother Chen: The evil spirit of Huoyun is skilled in martial arts, and the axe helps all colleagues to salute the evil spirit.
(Note: At this time, the background music is the theme music of the classic Tathagata's Palm.
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