Lei Shuo Talk Show-Interesting Talk for Tour Guides

Good evening, family, guests and friends of Fengyuge. Next, I'll give you a show. Speaking of programs, I'm actually quite embarrassed. There are no literary cells since childhood. Singing, intonation, reading aloud, speaking nonstandard Mandarin, dancing, poor figure, playing the piano, knowing all kinds of musical instruments, using swords and halberds, and using eighteen kinds of weapons. But I want to join the fun. Think about it and tell a stand-up comedy.

Just yesterday, I sent the manuscript to my sister. I don't know. My sister said after watching it, "You are a talk show at best." Well, a talk show is a talk show, as long as it can entertain everyone.

All right. After a long chat, I haven't introduced myself to you. As for me, I am a supernumerary of Fengyuge. My name in Jiancun is Lei Wen. What should I do? Speaking of my career, it reminds me that when I was a child, a fortune teller came to the village, made a divination for me, and then said to my mother, "Sister. Your son is amazing. In the future, he will often go to high-end hotels. Wherever he goes, there will always be a large group of people around, and others have to listen to him. "

My mother's coke is broken now. Hey. My son is going to be a big official. Hey, don't tell me, this fortune teller is really accurate. I really became a tour guide when I grew up. I often go in and out of the lobby of high-end hotels, and there are tourist buses to pick me up everywhere. I am often followed by a group of tourists who listen to me very much. They don't listen to me, okay? I can't. What if I get lost?

I have been a tour guide for more than ten years and have taken countless teams. One of them was very impressive.

It was a company party, and the boss and proprietress took their employees out for a trip. There are 3 1 person in the whole group, and there are only two women, one is the boss's wife and the other is the boss's female secretary, and this female secretary has an ambiguous relationship with the boss. On the first night when I was assigned to a room, I saw a single room. Who should I give it to? We can't decide. So I went to ask the boss. The boss didn't answer me directly, but asked me, guide, what kind of beer do you drink here? I said that the beer we produce here is Venus, but many people drink Qingdao. The boss said, well, ask me what beer I want to drink after dinner. If I say I want to drink Venus, you can give my wife a single room. If I want to drink Qingdao, you can give my secretary a single room. I promised.

When eating, I deliberately asked, leader, what beer do you want to drink today? The boss said, I heard that your Venus beer here is good. Today we drink Venus. I see. I gave the single room to the proprietress when I divided the room.

At dinner the next day, I asked the leader what beer to drink today. The boss said that Venus tastes really good. Let's drink Venus today. I had to give the single room to the proprietress again.

On the third day of dinner, I asked again, what kind of beer does the leader want to drink today? At this time, the boss has not spoken. The proprietress stood up, glared and yelled at the boss. If you dare to drink Venus today, I'll treat the whole car to Qingdao!