Old drivers imply classic jokes.

1. My childhood dream was to be a pilot. However, I should not do anything. I didn't protect my eyes in senior three, and I was nearsighted. Finally, I missed my childhood dream.

2. I used to sleep with the air conditioner covered with a quilt, but I was frozen up in the middle of the night. Seeing that the quilt was completely wrapped by my husband, I turned off the air conditioner calmly.

3. One day after a long time, your child saw your update status on social networking sites: I went to see the grand prix today. He looked at you silently, and you never looked up in front of him again.

4. I ignored that moment because I was waiting for you to appear; I ignore the distance and just wait for you to appear; I ignore language because I don't think you have changed. Honey, I miss you.

After eating dirt for a long time, I finally got a little money and soon spent it. I gritted my teeth and continued to eat dirt. This idiom story is called making a comeback.

6. At noon on this hot summer day, a very stingy buddy invited me to his house to play. I told him to turn on the air conditioner. He said it was too expensive to turn on the air conditioner. Then he wiped me with a box of cool oil and turned on the fan.

7. You can't slam on the brakes after uploading a flat tire online. You have to hold the steering wheel tightly and slowly stop in the emergency lane. These are too much trouble. I usually just pick it up and leave.

8. I love my present job, but I also love my predecessor. What should I do? It's really hard to choose between the new RMB and the old RMB.

Today, the princess kissed the frog, and the frog became a prince. The prince knelt down and said to the princess, "Thank you for saving my beautiful and kind princess. I have another wish. " The princess blushed: "Go ahead, I will meet your requirements." So the prince took another frog out of his pocket, another frog.

10, did you ask about the burning smell? That's my heart burning.