Pretend to tell fortune

The top ten people in history who pretended to be dead.

The most famous pretender in the ancient history of China, you will never think of the first place. There were many talented people in ancient China, but after the emergence of talented people and people with lofty ideals, there seemed to be many criminals who pretended to commit crimes. These satirical historical figures used their lives to warn future generations, pretending to die and pretending to cherish!

Cao Can 10

When Xiao He died, Emperor Hui of Han asked Xiao He, Who will be the prime minister when you die? Xiao He is talking about Cao Can.

As a result, after Cao Can took office, instead of burning three fires, he ate wine and meat every day, oh, not drinking and eating meat. If you want to release it now, if there is a problem with your life style, you will be investigated. Sure enough, I was very unhappy and invited Han to have tea.

Han asked him, what do you mean, doing nothing every day, raising you as prime minister, and being so corrupt every day? You don't give me a reasonable reason, hehe, it's up to you.

Very calm, ask Han, who is better than your father? Han's father is Liu Bang. Regardless of his objective merits or subjective opinions, he is his own father, and Han can't compare with his father. Han Huidi said, I am not as good as Gaozu.

Hearing this, Cao Can, you still know. By the way, who is the best, Xiao He or me?

Hearing this, Emperor Hui of the Han Dynasty lay down. Why do you ask? You are stronger than Xiao He. It's not Xiao He hanging out with my dad. It is you. Besides, look at you, you bear. You only know that you don't do business. How can you compare with Xiao He? So he said, you can't compare with Xiao He.

Cao Can patted his thigh, hmm! Yes, you are not as good as your father, and I am not as good as my brother! So what do you think we're doing? They have done everything they should, so you just have to keep doing it. What else do you want, mom? You see, I have nothing to do every day now, but Xiao He's policy developed very well in those days! I advise you, your majesty, to listen to me and relax. Your father is so awesome, just do what he used to do, and don't think about those things.

Han Huidi listened and said, "It makes sense to lie in the trough!" ! So I told Cao Can to go home and continue drinking and eating meat.

This should be the first guy in history to say that he is incompetent at his job, which makes people unable to refute it.

No.9 Wuyi

Wu Yi, the monarch of Shang Dynasty, did not believe in evil, saying that thunder was just a natural phenomenon. Indeed, even a bad mouth is cruel to the people.

He made a puppet, which read? Jesus Christ. If you have nothing to do, just poke and fight. Get a blood bag, throw it in the sky, shoot an arrow and call yourself? Shoot God in the face? .

One day, he went hunting in Weihe River, and a bolt from the blue hit him and killed him.

No.8 Qin Wuwang Kongdang

In 3 10 BC, Qin Huiwen died and Qin Wuwang acceded to the throne. Qin Wuwang was born with divine power. Since childhood, he is tall, strong, brave and belligerent, and likes to wrestle with others. Therefore, Hercules Ren Bi, Wu Huo, Meng Ben and others are valued. In 307 BC, when Qin Wuwang visited Luoyi, the capital of Zhou Dynasty, he competed with Wu Huo and Meng Ben to lift the tripod. As a result, his eyes were bleeding and his tibia was broken. That night, Qin Wuwang bled to death, and he gave up the ghost. At the age of 23, Zhou Nanwang was frightened when he heard the news. He cried.

The seventh place is Niu Er.

Niu Er in "Water Margin" sees that Yang Zhi is penniless and is ready to sell his ancestral treasure knife for travelling expenses, making things difficult in every way.

Yang Zhi said that his treasure knife could cut copper coins, so Niu Er ran to the shop under the bridge and took twenty copper coins and piled them on the railing of the bridge for him to cut. Sure enough, the copper coin stood in half.

Then Yang Zhi said that Bao Dao could blow and break her hair. Niu Er doesn't believe him. He tore off the hair of passers-by and said to Yang Zhi, you can blow it for me. Yang Zhi took the hair and blew it hard on the blade. Those hairs really split in two and floated on the blade.

Yang Zhi also said that his precious sword kills people without bloodshed, but there is no blood on it. Because the knife is too fast, Niu Er still doesn't believe it. After several arguments, Yang Zhi was asked to commit suicide with a knife. Faced with such unreasonable demands, Yang Zhi naturally refused to take a reason, but he was helpless. After several rounds, he really killed Niu Er by mistake.

Zilu 6

To say that the highest state of feigning death is Lutz. Lutz fought with others, and people knocked off Lutz's hat with swords. A good student, Luz, remembered the teachings of the old Confucius and couldn't lose face, so he shouted? When a gentleman dies, the crown is inevitable? Regardless of the opponent, first pick up the hat and put it on your head, so the opponent took the opportunity to attack and cut the road into a paste.

Duke Jing of Jin and his eunuch

According to Zuo Zhuan, once a big fairy told Jin Jinggong that he would not live to eat new wheat this year. Later, he was treated by an imperial doctor, cured of his illness, and really survived to eat new wheat.

So he opened the dressing method, cooked a bowl of porridge cooked with new wheat and called the wizard to the palace. Your grandfather's, look! I ate new wheat! ? With that, he cut down the wizard.

Before he took a few bites, Duke Jing of Jin felt his stomach like a thread of water and ran to the toilet to squat.

Squat, squat, slide, plop! Fell into the toilet and died.

The story is not over yet. One of the eunuchs under Duke Jing of Jin kept pretending to preach everywhere, dreaming that he was carrying Duke Jing to heaven. As a result, Gong Jing fell into the pit and died. Everyone said, well, don't you dream of lifting the king to heaven? Go and carry the king's body out of the toilet!

The eunuch also fell into the pit and died.

Fourth place Liu Jing.

Guangwu Emperor Liu Xiu has a son named Liu Jing. In the world of pretending, this product can only be described as tireless.

After Liu Xiu's death, Liu Jing's younger brother Liu Zhuang acceded to the throne. Pretending to be a big official, Liu Jing wrote a letter to a king of his government, demanding rebellion. Unfortunately, this king doesn't even want to be a prince. Obviously, he didn't want to make trouble, so he immediately showed the letter to the emperor. The emperor let him go because he had a fight with Liu Jing's brothers.

Since then, Liu Jing has started to use coercive solutions. After he was demoted, he asked charlatans every day: When will the world change dramatically? The warlock panicked, so I'm a fortune teller. Give me a way out, will you? So, all this was known by the kind emperor, and Liu Jing was demoted again.

Later, when Liu Jing arrived at the fief, he found another fortune teller and asked him, I look like my late emperor. Can I send troops? This visit directly scares the urine, so tell the teacher quickly. Oh, no, sue that official. The emperor knew again, and continued to be soft-hearted, only driving away all the minions of Liu Jing.

Later, Liu Jing found another wizard. Everyone should have guessed this result, right? How could the emperor not know? But he still wants Liu Jing to go.

However, Liu Jing thought she was pretending too much, so she committed suicide!

No.3 miheng

Kong Rong recommended Mi Fei in front of Cao Cao every day, which was unprecedented. Cao Cao gave him face and decided to see him. But Mi Heng didn't cooperate. He is cynical and arrogant.

Cao Cao asked him to be a drummer and perform in public, while Mi Heng was reprimanded by the official in charge of etiquette for playing heavy metal music crazily without wearing a uniform. Then, a shocking scene happened. Mi Heng stripped himself naked in front of Cao Cao and everyone else. Strippers don't look comfortable with him. He is a rock youth with a strong taste! Cao Cao laughed at himself. He wanted to humiliate Mi Heng, but he was humiliated by Mi Heng.

Even Kong Rong felt that Mi Heng had gone too far and demanded an apology. Cao Cao is very happy and ready to meet him. So, dressed in coarse cloth and holding a three-foot staff, Mi Heng launched a long abuse show with Cao Cao as the theme. Finally, Cao Cao killed someone with a knife. Mi Heng, pawn.

No.2 Qian' ao

There was a severe famine in the state of Qi, and Qian Ao prepared meals for the hungry people passing by on the roadside.

A hungry man covered his face with his sleeves, shuffled feebly, and his eyes blurred.

Qian ao ate with his left hand and drank soup with his right hand, saying, hey! Come and eat! ?

The hungry man looked up at him and said, I just don't want to eat what I got, so I ended up like this! ?

Qian ao went up to apologize to him, but he still refused to eat and eventually starved to death.

1 Li Yuanba

Li Yuanba, the first hero of Sui and Tang Dynasties? At the age of twelve, he was born with a sharp mouth, shrinking cheeks and yellow hair in the middle. Wearing a black gold crown, he looks like a sick ghost; Thin and powerful. There are four elephants in the two arms, but they are brave and twisted like mud, which is better than Xiang Yu in the Han Dynasty. Eat ten catties of meat for a meal. Use two hammers, each weighing 400 kg, and two hammers weighing 800 kg, as big as a jar. Riding in Wan Liyun is invincible. ?

At that time, almost no one could walk three rounds in front of Li Yuanba. It can be said that Li Yuanba, the prince of Zhao, was invincible all over the world. Li Yuanba of Siming Mountain defeated the 230,000-strong army against Wang, and successively killed the famous soldiers Wu Tianxi and Yuwen Chengdou. Facing the million-strong army in Purple Mountain, a pair of golden hammers, like swatting flies, only shot a piece of blood and corpses everywhere, forcing Shi Biao to hand over the decree and rebel against Wang Xian.

However, on the way home? Jesus Christ. Killed? I saw the wind and clouds everywhere, it was raining in Mao Mao, and the rainbow light and fog were shining. The thunder only fell on Yuan Ba's head, as if it had been shot down.

Li Yuanba was furious, pointed the hammer at the sky and shouted, Hey! Why are you so hateful, circling the young master's head? Let it be! ? Throw the hammer into the air. Look up, the 400-pound hammer is coming down. Jump? In the middle of Yuan Ba's face, he rolled over and fell off his horse. ? Such an invincible demon was struck by lightning and died.