Funny jokes on April Fool's Day

April Fool's Day is April 1. Do you know any funny jokes about April Fool's Day? The following is my composition of funny jokes on April Fool's Day, for reference only. Let's have a look.

April fool's joke 1 1. Listening to you, I feel like a spring breeze; Seeing your performance makes me feel relaxed; Listening to your songs, I am ecstatic; I am glad to see your message; You, you haven't texted me yet?

I dare not sleep. I dream about you every time I fall asleep, and I wake up with endless thoughts and sadness. It's better to stay awake and adjust. If I keep this state, I'd rather not wake up myself. Have been sleeping in my dreams.

When a professor from China gave a speech abroad, he said, Ladies and gentlemen, please forgive my poor English. My relationship with English is like my relationship with my wife: I love her, but I can't control her.

4. It is reported that a shrimp from 38 yuan, a restaurant in Qingdao, was paid for by the bill, and I can't help but break out in a cold sweat-I just ordered an egg fried rice at the price of 10 yuan, if the bill is charged by the meter. What should we do?

Don't tell anyone that I have contact with you, or you and I will be in danger. Do you have a spare room for me to hide for two days? I have three tons of gold, nine nuclear bombs, eighteen beautiful women and five thousand soldiers. I'm bin Laden, and I'm still alive.

6. A mosquito sneaked into the mosquito net last night, and I couldn't get out again and again, and my ears buzzed and I couldn't sleep! Tossing and turning! Fidgety and buzzing! Later, I had to thank my wife. I was deaf with two slaps.

7. You dream of having a house, not paying the mortgage, facing the sea, ordering takeout, express delivery, a bunch of friends, humming a tune, sleeping comfortably, eating casually and falling in love. The house has been found: Happy Farm steals vegetables!

8. The college was upgraded to a university, and several years later, all departments were upgraded to colleges. At the summary meeting, the headmaster said with emotion: Students, from now on, the era of having a department (drama) in our school is over, and we have entered an era without a department (drama)!

9. My sister is now changing her major in the ECG room. When she saw a 4-year-old boy from MengMeng, she pinched his face. As a result, I coughed and got static, and I was awkwardly withdrawing my hand. Macey baby proudly said: Aunt was electrocuted by me!

10. There is no answer, the wind turns, there is no ending, time slows down, do you hear your breathing? These years, my happiness is very simple. I am lucky to meet you and fall in love with you. I am very happy. Marry me.

1 1. After the CET-4, A said to B: The person in front of me is so bad that I won't copy at all! B said, that's not as good as the man in front of me. He gave me 29 answers to 30 multiple-choice questions. How do you suggest I copy them? !

12. The gap between the rich and the poor is getting bigger and bigger! Some people say it is a social problem, some people say it is an economic problem, and some people say it is an institutional problem. I want to say: it is a problem that the text message didn't arrive in time. Happy World Poverty Eradication Day! I wish you a lot of money!

13. My first confession was very shy, so I chose April Fool's Day as the day of confession. I said I like you very much! The girl also said that I like you, but I didn't expect to blurt out: Happy April Fool's Day!

14. Wang Laohan is a village doctor, honest and dutiful, and still single in his thirties. A friend asked him why he didn't marry a wife. Wang Laohan said with a sad face, "How can I marry a wife without money?" Only the salary of township doctors. "Say that finish his words, my friend replied," for example. How to say goodbye? "

15. The first frost and the first frost are blessings! Good luck, I wish you: good luck, high popularity! Happy birthday, I wish you a long and healthy life! God of wealth, I wish you good fortune! The first frost is coming, I wish you good health and a happy mood!

16. Sister: Merciful God, please give me a considerate and witty boyfriend who loves me. God: I gave it to you. You told him you were better friends.

17. At the wedding scene, the bride and groom were about to exchange rings when suddenly a rich guy rushed to the stage and took out a bank card and said to the groom, "Here, there are 3 million in it. You give me the bride. " "You calculate a fart! Don't make trouble here and get out! " The groom took the card, turned to the bride and said.

18.6 when I met 9, I said, take two steps if you take two. Why do you practice handstand? 0 meets 8 and says: If you are fat, you will be fat. Why should you wear a belt? 7 Meet 2 and say: Come on, I won't marry you if you don't kneel!

19. If you miss the feeling, just think: there is no salt in the cooking; Apples should not be too sweet; Smoke less; Forgot to bring money when shopping. I will miss you when I have time, and I will miss you when I have no time. If I really can't spare the time, I'll do nothing but miss you.

20. Did your wife make a scene last night? Yes, she is angry with dogs. Poor dog! I think I heard your wife even threaten to take the key to the door!

2 1. A: I didn't sleep well last night! B: Why? I killed a mosquito! But who knows that a large group of mosquitoes came to hold a memorial service for it, and then they even ate their meals!

22. Q: What is a goddess? A: I can't do anything but do it! Ask again: What is a female man? Answer: I can do anything except what I can't! Question: What's the difference between diaosi and local tyrants? Answer: Dabao sees you every day, and takes great care every day!

23. The boss said to a customer who reflected the quality of the building: I heard that after I die, you will go to the cemetery to spit on my grave. Is it true?/You don't say. The customer said: Don't worry, I changed my mind. I have no patience to wait in line.

24. Just now, I lit a firecracker to celebrate China New Year. You ordered it when you saw it. I said don't order yet You were angry with me and shouted, "I must order." The hospital came to pick you up.

25. If you go to the toilet, I would like to be your toilet paper; If you wake up, I will be the shit in your eyes; If you are hot to death, I am willing to be the only piece of cloth left on you.

26. I am like you: a bird loves the sky and wants to fly freely in your heart; Fish fell in love with the sea, only you can make me breathe; The mouse fell in love with Mimi and gave his life for you.

27. I found 10 yuan on the roadside and gave it to the handsome guy of network management. The handsome boy took the money and nodded to me. I am happy to say, hurry to be a member.

28. In your career, you are a "fool" with the spirit of moving mountains; You are a fisherman in life and always catch happiness; April Fool's Day is here. May you stick to "Fool's Joy" to the end.

29. The sunrise is red and our love is empty. The midday sun is as red as fire. Why do I always get hurt? The sun sets at night, all because of women!

30. The reporter interviewed a 95-year-old woman and asked her if she had any troubles when she was old. Grandma thought about it and replied, "I always like boys who are older and more mature than me." Now they are all dead. "

3 1. joke 1: congratulations on being admitted to frog university, toad department, shameless class. Please take the 250 bus to Fool's Road and get off at Fool's Street with the proof of mental illness! Please stand at the school gate and giggle when signing up!

32. In the church, a little boy was praying: "God! I only have a small wish, please move the capital to new york! " Hearing this, a priest asked the little boy, "Children, why do you pray to move the capital to new york?" The little boy replied, "There is a question asking where the capital is, and I answered new york."

33. At this stage, the salary has not risen, the children are not rewarded, they dare not shout when they meet their wives, and they can't go shopping for leisure. It is difficult for beautiful women who have appointments in Shandong and Henan to itch. As a result, prices soared, and all good things were illusory.

34. It is not illegal for girls to eat. No matter how fat a person is, he has the right to get fat, but behind his slim face, he is actually haggard. People who love you don't care about your waistline. Taste the long-lost food, even if it is dead, it is also a kind of beauty!

35. Happy April Fool's Day: Write a person's name on a piece of paper, with M on the first word, W on the bottom, E on the left, W on the bottom and Q on the right, and then connect the letters with arcs. Surprise!

36. Last weekend, I played games in the Internet cafe. Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and my friend's earnest words came from my ear. People in their twenties only know how to play games all day. No wonder I can't find a girlfriend. Can I make a difference? Me: Speak human words. He: Three are short of one.

37. Xiaoli was bored because she couldn't find a partner at the dance. Then a handsome boy came over and asked Xiaoli, do you want to dance? Xiaoli was so happy that she quickly said, thank you, please. Man: Then I can sit in your chair.

38. On April Fool's Day, the leader of our unit received a short message saying which restaurant to drink in the evening. When we got there at night, we found a table full of people, but the guests didn't come. We didn't know it was April Fool's Day until we called. As a result, this table was eaten together except for the guests. But April Fool's Day can't afford to hurt!

39. You can't hurt a math student. Ask him where he is, and he says to measure carefully. Ask him how much he loves you, and he says, look how often he looks at you. Ask him how beautiful you are, and he says the golden section is unparalleled!

40. A classmate printed "Adidas" on his clothes. On the first day, he lost an A and became Didas. I lost the word "Si" the next day, and finally. Finally. There is only one word left. There was also a Baiyun Temple.

April fool's day funny film 2 1. If I had a happy candy, I would give it to you. May you be happy! If I have two, I will give you one and keep one for myself, and we will be happy together! If I had three pills, I would give them all to you, because I want you to have more cavities than I do!

2. "Wood" is in the Woods, "scholar" is on the talk show, "genius" is the brain, "money" is what everyone thinks, "genius" is the person who sends text messages, and "fool" reads text messages on April Fool's Day.

I'll send you steamed buns when the weekend comes. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is all wishes come true! By the way, you wrote the iou on the fourth floor. Pay back the money, baby!

4, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day.

I envy you sometimes. Eat when you open your eyes, sleep when you close your eyes, without worry and fatigue. The most important thing is that you are great and willing to save people's hungry stomachs with your life! I salute you, Brother Pig! Happy April Fool's Day!

6. We have been beaten by wind and rain, and things are impermanent and vicissitudes change. Sad tears, miss you, miss your old friend. Let's go, you must always learn to grow, and it is inevitable that you will struggle painfully; Let's go, let you fly to the blue sky home!

7. On February 2nd, I shaved my head quickly, and there was no place for my troubles. On February 2 nd, the dragon looked up, and the rice fat in the big warehouse and the small warehouse flowed; February 2, stir-fried peas, a good sign of rolling financial resources; February 2 nd, eat pig's head, what news are you reading? Hold your head and go!

8. It is absurd to pull out the seedlings and encourage them, but it is foolhardy to cover their ears and steal the bell. Borrowing an arrow from a straw boat is a clever plan, and burning the boat is a decisive battle. Romance is romance, and sacrificing one's life for righteousness is dedication. If you keep looking down, you are an idiot! Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Attention, I will give you the power-saving strategy for air conditioning in summer. I have many years of experience, and only my friends tell you: the first step is to find the air conditioning power supply; Step 2, unplug the power supply; The third step is to check the effect. Look, the meter is slow.

10, why? Call the mobile phone, voice prompt: you dialed a lazy pig from other places, please dial the pigsty area code before dialing the number. I can't believe it, I dialed it again, and the voice prompt: the owner was killed!

April Fool's Day funny film 3 1, ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork. Happy April Fool's Day!

On the first night of moving to a new house, a man barged in in the dark, and I couldn't hold back. He stole all my things, and the damn grave robber left the coffin unfinished.

3. Meeting you is unintentional, knowing you is providence, thinking about your affection, being half-hearted when not meeting you, and being single-minded when meeting you. If one day we get a refund, at least there are memories!

4. It's over, it's over, it's over, it's over, it's really over, it's over, it's over Happy April Fool's Day in .......................................................................................................................!

5. Those who can't walk when they meet women are called flower addicts, those who love reading are called book addicts, and those who love martial arts are called martial arts addicts. I heard that you don't have any hobbies, just like white, so you are called an idiot by Jianghu people.

Xiao Lv said to the donkey's mother: Mom, on April Fool's Day, a donkey sent me a malicious short message. Can I come back or not? Donkey mother said: Don't be silly, it's only pigs that come back, not donkeys, so we won't!

7. Yesterday, I dreamed of you, really! The sun is so bright, you stand on the blue sea, and I poke you with a stick: hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard! Ha, happy April Fool's Day!

According to the survey results in 20 countries around the world, the number of people who committed suicide because of being teased reached last year. The United Nations Security Council has announced that April Fool's Day will be cancelled from this year.

9. God was afraid that you were hungry, so he created rice, God was afraid that you were thirsty, so he created water, and God was afraid that you were lonely, so he created lovely me, provided that God found that there was no bucket for rice, so he created lovely you.

10, the flowers are blooming, because spring is coming; The earth is hot, because summer is here; Fallen leaves are scattered, because autumn has arrived; Snowflakes are flying, because winter is coming, and pigs are laughing, because my news is coming.

April Fool's joke 4 1, paratroopers practice skydiving, and the coach tells them to jump out of the plane and count to 10 to open the umbrella immediately. Dean fell down and hurt himself according to the result. The coach called him an idiot. A soldier said, Dean Coach stuttered!

2. Have you started working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter?

3. Seven commandments after meals: first, quit smoking; second, stop eating fruit immediately; third, relax your belt and drink tea immediately under the temptation; fifth, take a hundred steps; sixth, take a bath immediately; seventh, go to bed immediately! Bajie: Do you remember?

You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. People came into this world to find the other half, and they have worked hard to find you. Shit! Only to find that our wings are on the same side. Happy April Fool's Day.

5, you have countless advantages, you can sing and dance, your life is superior and rich, you are tall and handsome, and countless girls are fascinated by your charm. Amazingly, in his early twenties, he still peed his pants.

6. Over the years, you have been silently by my side, spending night after night with me, and embracing my laziness, rudeness and everything with your broad mind. Thank you, my Simmons big bed!

7. Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

Being your friend for so long, you always care about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you. Be a cow and a horse in the next life! I will definitely pull out the grass for you to eat. ...

9. My friend and I bought pork and beef buns, and there were many people waiting in line. The young man at the front desk asked us what we wanted to save trouble, and then shouted to the kitchen: Take one cow and eat two pigs!

10. Scientists are trying to teach African chimpanzees to use advanced human tools to save them from extinction. Just received the news that a chimpanzee has learned to use a mobile phone and is reading short messages!

April fool's day funny film 5 1. Yesterday, I made a bet with my friend. I said: there is nothing more stupid than a pig in the world. As a result, I lost. It's all your fault. Please treat me to dinner! Smooth my lost heart.

2. Blessing is not my intention; Greetings are not just a few words; Care, locked in the heart; Missing has nothing to do with you; Memories, April Fool's Day: Funny is my purpose; Unfortunately, there is only one truth to tell you: I miss you, and I hope you will send me a message to show that you have not forgotten me.

3. On the day when it is hard to tell the truth from the false, vulgar roses and disgusting love words kneel in the crowded square and say I love you. Honey, forgive me for having to use these stupid and stupid methods. Wish you a happy holiday!

There was a sincere love, but I didn't cherish it. I regret losing it. If I could do it all over again, I would say: I love you. If you want to choose a confession time, I hope it is April Fool's Day!

In the vast sea of people, when you receive this sincere blessing, please try your best to hit your head against the wall. Look, the countless stars in front of you are my blessings.

6. April Fool's Day strikes and the gas field is lifted; Playing with people or entertaining yourself is for fun; See through the cost-effective, looking at a leisurely smile; If I am really caught, I won't be angry or laugh. A mystery: friends gather in all directions, cherish April Fool's Day, fool you into liking it, and fool you into being happy.

7. Hey, I have a crush on you for a long time! If you can't eat well or sleep well, be friends if you want! Ask me who I am. I'm the cook at the food stall next door! Remember to come to me!

8. We filmed your one-night stand. If you don't want your wife to know, please get 65438+ ten thousand yuan in cash to redeem the goods within seven days, otherwise, ...

9, it is real gold, never afraid of blazing flames; Is a pine tree, never afraid of the long cold; Haiyan, never afraid of lightning that cuts the sky; What an idiot, staring at the text message! Happy April Fool's Day to you.

10, send you a basket of fruits: a gourd like your figure, a watermelon like your face, a strawberry like your nose, a litchi like your youth bean, a pistachio like your eyes, and a durian like your body! Happy April Fool's Day!

1 1. Although you never remember your own festivals, as a friend, I have an obligation to remind you and sincerely give you a message: I hope you can make fun of it again in the future, and the wind ahead is unimpeded. When you find that "stupidity" has cleared up, I am waiting for you, hehe, happy dear!

12, special suggestion: at present, pinhole cameras are increasingly rampant. In order to ensure that your private parts are not peeped, please dress and take a shower, and don't take off your underwear when urinating. Remember, remember!

13, I want to ask you a favor. Can you find a vacant room for me to stay for two days? Please don't tell anyone about it. I hate to bother you, but I really can't find anyone I can trust. I'm Saddam!

14. There are many short messages from April Fool's Day to April Fool's Day. My blessing will be worry-free immediately after receiving it, and it will be less painful after reading it. After forwarding it, the salary will be high, and the group will definitely receive the money. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

15, I really like your big ears, wide face, thick lips and black eyes. Your singing is great, and the lyrics are always in the same tune-hum-hum. You are my pet pig!

April Fool's Day funny film 6 1, the time is really beautiful. There will be no signal in the sun because of the strong ions in the sun recently. Don't panic. Please hold your other hand high above your head to block the sun when you are talking on your mobile phone! Remember, the higher the better! Happy holidays!

2, a person can always be with me, called a lover; There is a kind of person who can be more affectionate with me and call them relatives; There is another person, I sold him, and he is still counting money. For example, you who read text messages are called idiots! Wish you a happy holiday!

3. April Fool's Day is coming. Smart swindlers cheat money, romantic swindlers cheat love and hugs, silly swindlers cheat Doby birds, and retarded people are still laughing when they are cheated. They looked at the text message and said, Wow, I have to be careful!

4. There is a kind of love called Xiang Yu's concubine, a kind of spirit called Shan Yu Palace, a kind of fairy tale called mermaid dream, a kind of short message called happy fool, and a kind of communication called learning to make you more stupid. When you read countless small jokes, I hope this short message will make you laugh again.

5. Due to the network upgrade of the mobile company, your mobile phone can't be connected due to poor signal. In this case, please put the phone in boiling water for five to six minutes. Happy April Fool's Day!

6. The doctor said, "Take 10,000 tablets before going to bed, or you will sleepwalk and kill people or commit suicide at night. Really, you have to believe it.

7. A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know. I just arrived. Happy April Fool's Day!

8. Today is April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

9. Please press the button to enjoy the beautiful scenery ... No, the beauty has run away ... I said you ran away, you still pressed ... idiot, you still pressed ... Alas, it's really gone! I can only wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

10, poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you are infected with April Fool's Day bacteria because you confirmed this news. Now bacteria are striding through your body. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

1 1. The United Nations Festival Committee published a report saying that April Fool's Day belongs to people with the following symptoms: 1. Slow response; Second, dull; Third, often giggle; Your performance fully meets the above conditions; Happy April Fool's Day!

12. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Being stupid is also an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

1, your influence is so extensive, so huge and so far-reaching! I can't do anything today, but Doby ... Happy April Fool's Day!

14, the sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

15, every city is prone to rain, just like I miss you everywhere; Missing is a sweet and sour fruit, especially at night; Memories full of uncertain emotions, miss you, miss you, want to hit you! Happy April Fool's Day.

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