Fortune Telling Collection - Fortune-telling birth date - Crying that he has no money and is a poor friend. Funny copy is universal.

Crying that he has no money and is a poor friend. Funny copy is universal.

Crying and saying that you have no money is a funny copy of the poor circle of friends (the first one) 1. In the future, you will definitely appreciate your efforts now.

The difference between having money and not having money is that those who have no money use donkeys to pull the mill, while those who have money use ghosts to push the mill.

3. People's Congress is not as poor as it is, and the level is not as good as the level.

After rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok in general.

5. After the Double Eleven! Push hard. Hey! Hey, after eating dirt.

6. Every time you go shopping, you just go shopping.

7. Without money, the poor only have underpants.

The thief searched my house all night and finally left a hundred dollars.

9. I can't solve anything that can be solved with money.

10. Every time I see a beggar shaking a bowl at me, I feel that he is showing off his wealth to me.

1 1. I really want this kind of friend. I don't have any interest. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If you have no money, I'll rub it for you, and you take me to eat East.

12. The pockets are empty and the bank card is heavily in debt.

13. Weight. I hate you both for being short of money.

14. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.

15. Please help me order a lot.

16. Just caught a cockroach, MLGB finally ended the meat for half a year.

17. ditches are easy to open, but poor pits are difficult to fill.

18. Fortunately, I still have the northwest wind to drink, otherwise I would have starved to death!

19. No, you can't buy an oven anymore. You are already a poor man.

20. I heard someone say today that power and money = people. I wonder, isn't it a man without money and power?

21.iphone11is really hard to grab. Every time I book a checkout, I find that there is no money.

22. A Shan: I'm talking on paper. It's no use having ideals but no money.

There is an old saying that if you don't eat, you want to be immortal. You are hungry and your bed is warm. You really want to sleep for a day.

24. The valley folds money, the money folds the valley, a stone is borrowed, and a house dies.

25. You can only live by biting your nails every day.

26. I am tired outside and hungry at home.

27. Forget it, this dress doesn't suit me.

28. I have been chasing you for several years, but I still haven't succeeded, but I will stick to it. Come on!

29. How to transfer the money from my head to my mobile phone is really annoying.

30. I have a special desire to shop recently. Double eleven paid a lot of deposits, and then they had to eat dirt.

3 1. You can tell from a distance whether you are short of money.

32. Because of the lack of money, we need to celebrate the New Year, because there are red envelopes during the New Year.

33. There is a party today. Will you go? You go, I'm not going.

34. Being short of money, I really hate you two!

35. There is not a tile above, and there is not an inch of soil below.

36. People like me who have no money and status are always looked down upon and feel sorry for themselves. It's so sad.

37. Helpers don't make money, they make a living.

38. If there were no free air, I wouldn't be alive now.

39. Those who have money are brushing Taobao, while those who have no money are brushing Weibo.

40. The operation is as fierce as a tiger, and you will eat dirt as soon as you turn around.

4 1. The poorer you are, the more you want to spend money. In the past two months, you have to eat dirt.

42. I wonder if the market is prosperous.

43. If the air is cold, the poor will rent the poor.

44. Use two words to describe my double 1 1 night, go to bed early.

Crying that he has no money and is a poor friend (Chapter III) 45. Be careful when you walk across the lawn. Don't step on the soil I want to eat this month.

46. The carpenter doesn't have a stool to sit on at home, so he sells oil lady water to comb her hair.

47. Anything other than money will never be paid off.

48. Money worship is due to lack of money, and jealousy is due to lack of money.

49. A broken waist leads to no firewood at home.

50. Sorry, I can't give you the life you want.

5 1. Is money paper? I have been using coins!

52. If it doesn't rain for a hundred days, people will run out of money.

I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

I owe my friend ten yuan, and it will take a month to pay it back.

55. Actually, I was very thin when I was a child, and then I went to school. The phrase "Who knew every meal was hard" made me like this.

56. Millennium tiles also have a turning point, and no poor people are poor to the end.

57. Online banking is really convenient. Don't go to the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.

58. I am so hungry that I want to eat fried rice with eggs, but my brother is watching the running man and won't help me fry.

You can't drink tap water or eat unwashed apples, but you can eat apples washed with tap water. The world is so wonderful.

60. Why is the northeast wind blowing again today? There is no food again.

6 1. If you can lie at home on weekends, you will get hungry if you exercise too much.

62. My idea is simple. I want to earn more money and find someone who loves me because of my money, instead of simply liking my kindness, integrity and beauty.

63. Can I win the prize? There really isn't much money left after spending it. I am too poor to eat.

64. I didn't feel well, so I looked it up on the Internet and wrote my will.

65. Long sleeves and short hands make people poor and have low color.

66. Life is like this. He was teasing you, but you took it seriously.

67. When I make friends, I don't care whether he is poor or not, certainly not as poor as I am.

If you have no money, you will be poor, and if you have no money, you will talk about reality.

1, time will go further and further, so where will we be and will you be by my side?

2. Does no one think that the director of Metamorphosis is inhuman? Grandpa's sick leave money is always 100 for each staff member. Why do you want to make a good man cry?

3. Wordless pain is a kind of wisdom, and wordless smile is an open mind.

4. Love is based on money, which is not news; It is not old news that money can't buy true love.

You are an angel in the devil, which breaks my heart.

He is poor now, but he still insists on studying abroad.

Please don't judge my friends by money and status.

8. Even if Chris has no money, house or car, he still has Mei Geni.

In fact, every avenue leading to sunshine is full of bumps.

10, you mix diploma, I mix society. What you want is knowledge, what I want is money. We are different people! ! ! ?

1 1, the so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is extra leisure.

Money can do many things, but it is not everything. We should know its field. And limit it there; When it wants to develop further, it even has to kick them back.

13, rich people, poor people work hard!

14, I felt so naive when I was a child. I don't have the benefits, money and power today.

15. This is the advantage of China's large population. You don't have to worry about repeat customers. You can make money by diving into places where new users are concentrated.

16, people who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, and people who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

17, reality tells me that I can't keep my friends without money.

Sometimes God doesn't give you what you want, not because you don't deserve it, but because you deserve better.

19, you don't have to forget the past, but you must let it go.

20. No matter how much wealth China has, if it is divided by 100 million people, it will be pitiful; No matter how small the problem in China is, it will be great if multiplied by 100 million people.

2 1, people who have no money and no career have time to improve their life.

22. Did the leaves leave because of the wind, or did the tree not stay?

23, seven summers: villas that are not made of money will be warm, simple and simple, and love will make the nest warmer.

24. Sometimes, people who know how to avoid problems are better than those who know how to solve them.

25. There are only a few pieces of broken furniture at home. It's really a family.

26. Time has pieced us together and torn us alive.

27. Friends have two sides. Some can give you warmth, while others will only make you feel chilling. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be thankful that it is really not a matter of getting together in this era of no money, no rights, no benefits and no rights. Stick tight when you feel right, and walk away when you are tired. No one is to blame. Everyone lives for himself. Don't keep those who leave. Take care of the people around you and let them really understand your kindness. That's a true friend.

29. I couldn't help being sad, so I slowly learned to hide.

30. What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty!

3 1, often wet the bed when I was a child, and often cry when I grow up.

It is said that if a person has no money, he will be doomed to failure.

Don't let go of my hand, even if I tell you the way.

He made a fortune in business, but died penniless.

35. It is better to cherish what should be cherished than to think about what should not be saved.

36, no money, you ask me for money, you don't miss my friend, but the word is separated by money.

37. If you have money, you will lose; if you have no money, you will worship God.

38. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dung into gold, and I want her to treat gold as dung!

Don't deny a person's ability just because of some trivial things.

40. A woman can live without money, but she can't live without dignity and love, but she can't live without self-esteem. A woman's noble capital is dignity!

4 1. What is the scariest thing in the world? God replied: there is no upper limit for food intake and no lower limit for performance; Social success, lazy people hope to peak. People are ugly but temperate, and friends are less partial to home; Being single is always melodramatic, without money and willfulness.

42. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone!

43. In the rich second generation, you didn't make money, but your father made money.

Half of the money I spent on advertising was wasted. Unfortunately, I don't know which half.

When he was down and out, he went to visit Nasreddin, a kind and clever old man who often helped people out of trouble.

46. The three worst bowls of noodles in life: human face, emotional face and scene.

47. A successful husband has more money to spend than his wife. A successful wife is looking for such a husband.

48. Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

Happy new year. If you want to wish yourself health and happiness, a happy family and countless money in 20xx, don't work hard, come and send a flower.

Don't call me stingy, because I have no reason to be generous with my parents' money.

5 1. What's the use of wearing clothes with 30,000 yuan? It is only useful to wear 3 yuan clothes into 30 thousand yuan clothes.

52. Money is not everything. Sometimes you need a credit card.

53. Online banking is really convenient. You don't have to run the bank in cold weather. Turn on the computer directly at home and you will find that there is still no money in the bank card.

54. The girl with connotation in the city longs for love, while the girl in the village longs for money and material things.

55. I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

56. Love and money are both good things, but together, sweet candy may not be produced.

57. I can live without a boyfriend and money, but I can't live without you. Crossing the sea was difficult in the past.

There are many things more important than money in this world, such as you.

59. Money in hand is a tool to keep freedom, and money in pursuit is a tool to make yourself a slave.

60, the college entrance examination, the first big level on the road of life, boss, brothers, get ready for the ultimate big move! Won!

6 1, deleting everything from the predecessor is a respect for the next.

62. Pretend to be stranger than a stranger when you are clearly not a stranger. .

63. Money determines the life span of poverty and depends on people's hearts.

At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

65. Women always say that men become bad when they have money. I want to ask, do you want a man who has no money and is not bad? Love?

66. Love is the natural beauty of nudity, if there is no money to decorate it.

67. We always think that love is much more noble than money, but we refuse to admit that both are desires.

68. Do you like going to the supermarket? I don't like it. Why? No money, no company

69. He said that we all learned to be calm later. But no one's youth is smooth sailing.

The last time she ate with her children was a day ago, and the food was shared by poor neighbors.

7 1, silly, only know timely persistence and give up;

73. A group of dogs with money around them can't walk without money.

74. A school is like a watch. You can go to school if you pay.

75. God gave me a low-key face, but I can't hide that I have a heart that can show off in an ostentatious manner.

76. The distance between a blessing and a smile is far greater than the ambiguity between people. Acquaintance is fate, and knowing each other is a blessing in life.

77. I'm not RMB, so I can't be liked by everyone.

78. Things change for a long time.

79. Even if you have been hurt by your friends, you should be glad that in this era of no money, no power, no profit and no power, everyone has come together for nothing.

80. Monday is so far away from Friday and Friday is so close to Monday. This is not scientific!

8 1, it's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life and money that make me a bitch.

82. When we were poor, we really loved each other. When we are rich, we no longer love each other. Is love nourished by poverty in the past or submerged by wealth now?

83. It is better to find a wife who loves himself than to have money.

84. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.

85. Time is really a warm and indifferent friend. It depicts growth and perhaps takes away a lot of the original self.

86. There is nothing wrong with this world. Who made you ugly and have no money?

Once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

88. Men have money, everything and loneliness.

89. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

90. Live in your own heart, not in the eyes of others.

9 1, there is no past or future in time, only the realistic present.

92. When someone tells you that it's not about money, but about principle, nine times out of ten it's about money.

93. When you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you have to know that there are still many days when you have no money.

94. On the bus, my two coins fell to the ground, and I was about to pick them up. My uncle sitting next to me picked them up. I thought he would give them back to me, but he put them directly in his pocket! I thought my uncle might not have the money to take the bus. Forget it! After a while, the conductor came over and I took out two more coins and handed them to the conductor. Grandpa took four coins from his pocket and said slowly, I paid the girl's fare together! ! ! Uncle, what do you want? ..

95. I hope someone will say to me when I am angry: I'm sorry I made you angry. Eat quickly, and scold me when you have had enough.

96. Don't say there are no good men in this world. Don't hold a grudge against the person who abandoned you. After all, I loved you and hurt you. Tolerance will make you more beautiful.

97, a cup of tea life ups and downs, the world is more common.

98. No one is right or wrong before love, only those who bow their heads and admit their mistakes.

99, people are hard to talk, neither sweet nor long, nor have money.

100, I never know where my money went. Actually, I didn't buy anything Actually, I didn't eat anything, but the money was gone.

67 inspirational copywriting articles encouraging students to overcome stress

Inspirational copywriting encourages students to overcome pressure (I) 1. There are too many feelings in life, too many helplessness. Learn to be optimistic and don't let trifles crowd out happiness; Don't let stress affect your mood; Don't let your emotions dilute your smile. Knowing how to bear pressure can support the power of life.

If you don't know that the string in your hand determines the penetrating power of the arrow, you will never know the secret of success.

3. Bits of pain and joy missed many subtle changes and got together, thus creating a road of life. On the road of life, every step of the experience allows us to see life through the bits and pieces of life. Watching the condensation of every bit of experience in life has created a brilliant life.

The world's first exam is coming soon. There are so many college entrance examination candidates in China. If you want to do well in the exam and have skills before the exam, I will give you a few "good" for your reference: I hope you will review well before the exam, keep in good shape, have a good rest and sleep, have a healthy and good attitude and do well in the exam. The college entrance examination is coming, I wish you everything! Good grades in the college entrance examination!

The fountain is beautiful because the water has pressure. The waterfall is spectacular because there is a drop of water. Human growth and progress are the same. Without pressure, human potential cannot be developed and wisdom cannot bloom. The biggest loss is themselves. Give yourself a little pressure once in a while and let yourself bloom at the right time. You will find that you are actually excellent and extraordinary.

6. As long as a person pursues strongly and persists, he can achieve his goal.

7. Establish the concept of lifelong education and build a characteristic education system.

8. Learn to be a man and learn to seek truth.

9. Everyone can give a basic definition of happiness, and finally we will ask this question: What is happiness? Since ancient times, everyone has his own happiness: Li Bai's happiness is writing poems; Yi An's happiness is writing lyrics; Qu yuan's happiness is to serve the motherland with all his actions; Yao Ming's happiness is playing basketball. What is your happiness? Is it flying a kite? Playing football? Or play cuju? I want to tell you that my happiness is: studying.

10. "Race against time to review skillfully, study hard and practice hard to get good grades" and "Who am I?"

1 1. I didn't spend anything today. This is the tomorrow that people who died yesterday look forward to.

12. Work pressure is great, but many things are related to miscellaneous risks, urgent tasks and life pressure, while parents and children who have no money to dress and quarrel have different views. They often organize, communicate, organize and get together, free and rational, and stay away from pressure.

13. The secret of getting high marks in the college entrance examination is to lose less points!

14. Truth needs no color, and beauty needs no painting.

15. Life under pressure is wonderful and can stand success or failure. Success makes you feel good, and failure sharpens your spirit. Only by combining the two can we compete with each other and live a wonderful life.

16. Choose the sea and ride the wind and waves;

17. Learn to bask in the sun, the goddess basks in the selfie, the local tyrant basks in the money, the model basks in the body, and Laozi basks in the sun.

18. When people walk in the world, pressure is inevitable; Excessive stress will harm the body and mind, and it will be unhealthy for a long time; In order to relieve stress and tension, scientific pressure release is the most critical; Everyone is different and suits him.

19. Qi Xin made concerted efforts to achieve good results.

20. When you are depressed, stressed or angry, pretending to smile helps to release bad emotions, which is good for your body and mind. People's emotions are ever-changing, and when they encounter setbacks or things that are not satisfactory, they will be inexplicably depressed. However, often maintaining negative emotions will surround the heart with negative emotions, which is not good for physical and mental health.

2 1. A brave man is his best friend.

22. If a person wants to succeed, he must work hard and strive hard. More importantly, he can succeed only if he doesn't get discouraged easily.

Inspirational Copywriting to Encourage Students to Overcome Stress (Part II) 23. Even if there is snow in thousands of feet in Kunlun, we will swear to cut it.

24. I want to study again. The pressure you gave me in the college entrance examination is really my most painful.

25. I will meet the challenge with the most confident smile.

26. Mind determines fate and moves forward with confidence.

27. People without umbrellas walk next to those with umbrellas. No matter how close they get, they can't escape the rain, but become wetter. It's best to stay away, even without an umbrella, there are times when the rain clears. Even if it is not close, you can have your own sunshine world.

28. Waste a minute today and regret it for the rest of your life tomorrow.

29. Learn to be a self-therapist, constantly release pressure for yourself and cheer for yourself. Cultivate more good hobbies, read more inspirational books and make more mentor friends. Many times, others may not be able to help us, and we need to go our own way.

30. It doesn't matter whether hope exists or not. Just like the road on the ground. In fact, there is no road on the ground. If there are more people walking, it will become a road.

3 1. At this moment, everyday life is simple and enjoyable. I am nervous and excited to accompany my daughter-in-law and wait for the birth of the child. Listening to CDs occasionally can not only relax, but also relieve stress. It's really a good idea. I can also use the master to do prenatal education. Why not do it?

32. Health is the greatest wealth, and knowledge is the eternal pursuit.

33. Keep a normal mind, create a good environment, raise a smiling face and easily meet the college entrance examination.

34. After the exam, the students who studied well said that I had finished the exam. Students who are not good at learning say *! It's over.

35. Don't fight, don't live in vain; Not bitter or tired, senior three is tasteless.

36. Let me be reborn, let me shine today!

37. People are humble because of their knowledge, and extremely powerful because of their courage to sacrifice.

38. Life cannot be deceived. One should live aboveboard.

39. Be true to yourself and strive for the first place.

40.how old are we? We should bear social pressure, study hard, learn to be strong and live like a doornail!

4 1. One more struggle today, and more laughter tomorrow.

42. Grasping the foundation is the foundation of success, and persistence is the guarantee of victory.

43. Class XX:/kloc-people in class 0/7,/kloc-the soul of class 0/7!

44. Never worry about what happened and what didn't happen. It's no use worrying about what has happened, and what hasn't happened can't be inferred by subjective speculation, it will only increase your troubles.

Inspirational copywriting encourages students to overcome stress (Chapter III) 45. Compared with the victory of conquering oneself, all the victories are insignificant.

46. You are like a growing sapling. During the growth process, some branches and leaves may turn yellow or be infected with viruses. A teacher is a pruner who prunes dead branches!

47. An expert can embroider, and a calm mind can weave hemp. There is a road in the mountain of books, but there is no limit to learning the sea.

48. There is no rehearsal in life, only live broadcast.

49. If I can study half as hard as you, the top ten students in the whole grade will definitely have no pressure.

50. Great achievements are in direct proportion to hard work, and every job is rewarded.

5 1. Love and serve the motherland. The flag-raising ceremony was held quickly, and the dignity of the national flag was defended with practical actions. Prove that you are a person with national pride.

52. People who grow up under constant supervision and pressure cannot be expected to be versatile, creative, courageous and confident.

53. Competition plays an important role in promoting the country, the nation, enterprises and individuals. So, let's act quickly, show your confidence, courage and strength, fight against the strong man around you and try your best to defeat him.

I am a person who cherishes time like gold, and I will never waste every precious minute. "The night light turns on at five o'clock" will be a true portrayal of my efforts.

55. Eleven years of hard work and courage; Study hard for a hundred days and swear to enter Xiongguan.

56. Success is by no means easy. We should redouble our efforts.

57. Success never likes meeting lazy people, but waking them up.

58. A person's bankruptcy is despair, and his assets are hope.

59. The situation of an enterprise is very complicated. A strong man should have the courage and determination to break his arm. It is precisely because of this that it reduces a lot of pressure and drag on him, making him more powerful and looking for better development opportunities.

60. If you don't run a kilometer at ordinary times, it is difficult to sprint 100 meters in time.

6 1. The pool is full of Xiang Lian, which is good news. The smell is refreshing and the face is filled with joy. The whole family is happy, and friends and relatives celebrate together. Neighborhood thumbs up, today's title. Don't forget to work hard, and then set foot on the road to study. If you are ambitious, you will become a hero in the future.

62. All your sweat will be a gift for the future. You will definitely thank yourself for your efforts now.

63. The revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still need to work hard.

64. Only a high-level' collective' can have a high-level individual.

65. United team, the top of the elite, surpass yourself and go forward bravely!

66. Truly speaking, top classes have no good study pressure. Everyone is smarter than others, and everyone will not be as kind to everyone as they were in primary school.

6 1 sentence in the circle of friends to ridicule their poor situation funny copy

Funny copywriting in the circle of friends mocking their bad situation (I) 1. I don't care whether they have money or not when I make friends. Anyway, they are all richer than me.

Just kidding, how can I let you go? It's too late for me to kill you.

3. The boat is afraid of meeting the headwind, and people are afraid of poverty.

After rain, the soil is softer and more fragrant, but it is a little sticky, and it is ok in general.

5. Grind bones and moisten intestines.

6. The poor are wearing clothes, but they are worried about charcoal, and they wish it were cold.

7. Attendant: Hello, you have spent a total of XX yuan. Do you want to pay in cash or by credit card? Me: Can I wash the dishes?

8. Half a year of bran and half a year of food, famine.

9. In life, some people always live with an old face. Who do you want to frighten to death, or who can you frighten to death? You just need to find it difficult.

10. There is a party today. Will you go? You go, I'm not going.

1 1. I usually eat Flammulina velutipes because it can be recycled.

When will it rain? I want to have a good shampoo.

13. Being short of money, I really hate you two!

14. Who said I was poor? I am just a price-sensitive consumer.

15. The mission is over. I am not what I was two hours ago, and I am too poor to sleep.

16. Congratulations on watching the four-hour Spring Festival Gala. You have defeated 99% of the users in China.

17. I finally understand why the military training at the beginning of school has to be turned around, because only in this way can the sunshine be more uniform.

18. I have a serious illness and need money to treat it.

19. Sorry, I have to return my mobile phone to someone else after answering this question.

20. The poor are getting poorer and the rich are getting richer. This is absolutely correct. In today's society, it is really difficult to move without money. Money is full of opportunities.

Funny copywriting in the circle of friends mocking their bad situation (2)1. There are five people in my family, so we put a band-aid on them when we sleep.

22. Never received a fraudulent phone call!

23. Labor and capital are not short of money or love. What I lack is my first drop.

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

25. A broken waist leads to no firewood at home.

26. The prison has just come out, so we have to find a way to get in.

27. I heard that Double Eleven is very cheap. No matter what it is, will you stay with me? Give me a discount.

28. Grow up. The past is the past. If you don't grow, the future will be gone.

29. The sickle is on the wall and there is no food in the house.

30. Make sure it's going to rain, put on clean clothes and wait outside.

3 1. If my life is compared to a movie, the name of the movie should be, I think, a lifetime of poverty.

32. The beggar shook his bowl at me. I think he is showing off his wealth to me.

33. Dogs eat pig manure just to be hungry.

34. I really just hope that such friends have no interests. If I have money, I will treat you to delicious food. If I have no money, I'll rub it for you and you take me to eat East.

What I smoke depends on what cigarette butts others throw.

36. Some people seem to be silent, but in fact they are crying for the final reward.

37. Poor people are not poor, but afraid of poverty and incompetence.

38. I am not a coin, so everyone loves me.

Fortunately, oxygen is free, otherwise I don't know if I can survive.

40. When the poor get sick, the king of hell collects debts.

Funny copywriting poking fun at oneself in a circle of friends (Chapter III) 4 1. For the unborn four-legged gold eater, I may eat the soil voluntarily.

42. I am in a state of being fooled, being a scum, being teased, having no money, no appearance, no height and no object.

43. There is no half liter of rice during the day and no half bed at night.

44. How to transfer the money from my head to my mobile phone is really annoying.

45. When I got paid today, I dipped my finger in some saliva and started counting money. After counting the money, my saliva is still wet.

46.iPhone 1 1 is really hard to grab. Every time I book to check out, I find that I have no money.

47. Don't get sick or catch a cold.

48. When I have a son named Shuai, people will say "handsome dad" when they see me.

I can't love you without money, but I will love you with my life.

50. robbing Peter to pay Paul ended up living in a shabby house.

5 1. Horses are weak because they are thin, and people are not romantic just because they are poor.

52. They all said: Let nature take its course. Well, if you have no money, can you settle down? That's hard to move!

53. Impulsive price, Double Eleven has a prepaid package of nearly 10, and it will soon be eaten.

54. What's wrong with young people? No matter how rich you are, you are still poor in the long river of history.

I am so poor that I can only look at what I want to buy.

56. I dare not type with symbols for fear of wasting traffic.

57. The pervert really came to see me in the village.

58. wine is empty. The color is empty. Wife goes with people; The money is empty. The gasoline is empty. The mobile phone has no money to charge.

59. If you have no money, you will really be looked down upon. If you have no money, no one really cares about your feelings. Regardless of family and friendship, you will be bullied if you have no money.

60. I am the master of youth, and my money is unreliable.

6 1. Society is like this: a group of dogs are behind money, but the road to society is difficult without money.