Is there a routine like "I'm telling a story to a turtle"?

There are quite a few such routine stories. I have five examples of routine stories to share. This kind of story is generally similar to a sharp turn of the brain, and it is easy to walk into a carefully laid routine if you are not careful.

Example 1:

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a fool who said "no" to everything others asked him. For example, did you eat? He said "no". What's your name? He said "no". Oh, by the way, have you heard this story?

B: No.

Example 2:

One day, a farmer caught a pig and didn't pay attention.

Let the pig get away.

Do you know where this pig has gone?

This pig has the spirit to listen to stories.

Example 3:

A pig and a fox spent the night in the cave.

But the fox died the next day (the other party may ask why the pig died, if not, you need to ask yourself why the pig died).

Only pigs know. Don't you know?

Example 4:

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain.

There is an old monk and a young monk in the temple.

One day, the old monk brought back a little turtle from outside.

Then he said to the little monk, "I'm going down the mountain to beg for alms now. Please take care of the tortoise for me."

The young monk took advantage of the old monk's coming down the mountain to make alms, boiled the turtle and left the shell on the table.

When the old monk came back and saw the turtle shell, he asked the young monk about the turtle.

Guess what the young monk said.

I am telling a story to the little turtle.

Example 5:

I've been thinking for a long time, and there's one thing I don't know how to tell you.

I don't know how to tell you, because I'm afraid there may be a gap between us.

Let me think about how to tell you first. This secret is a bit difficult to say.

In fact, I haven't said it before, and I haven't told anyone.

This matter is quite private, so it may not be a friend if you say it.

I don't really have normal feelings.

Because, I am a butterfly at the west exit of Hubin Road, Honghu Island, Bermuda Delta.

My name is "Butterfly in the Room".