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Huang Shirang: Please find county magistrate Ma ... Zhang Mazi: county magistrate Ma bought it. Officials are bought to make money. Besides, horses don't like to make money from the poor. Huang Shiro: Then whose money do you want to make? Pockmarked Zhang: whoever has money will make money! Huang Shiro: Then who has money? Pockmarked Zhang: You have money! Huang Shiro: Hahahaha, refreshing! What did the county magistrate see? Help yourself. Pockmarked Zhang: Hehehehehe, I'm not a bandit, I'm a county magistrate, and a county magistrate must be justified in making money. Huang Shiro: Well said! There are two big families in Goose City, both of which sell people to the United States to build railways and earn dollars. Mabond: And that knife! Huang Shiro: No, dollars, money used by Americans, dollars, you know? Mabond: Dollar, here we are. When Master Huang comes, the money will arrive! (Three people: Hahahaha) Have a drink. Zhang Mazi Huang Shiro: OK! Come on! Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang, you're welcome. Southerners don't know that in Goose City, you Huang Shiro are the boss! Huang Shirang: The boss is often an empty shelf. Hundreds of people are waiting for me to eat and drink Lazar every day. How many can really get into my mouth? If the county magistrate really wants to earn money in China, I have a good place to go. Zhang: Oh? Go! Huang Shiro: Asako Zhang! Huang Shiro: Yes! Pockmarked Zhang! Zhang Mazi: So this Zhang Mazi has something to do with us? Or is it about money? Huang Shiro: This is very important! Zhang: Oh? Is he in Goose City? Huang Shiro: Yes, and no! Mabond: Ha ha ha ... Master Huang's words are quite mysterious! Pockmarked Zhang: Where the hell is this kid? Listen to Huang Ye talking to us? Mabond: Speak! Huang Shiro: This person is entrenched in the traffic throat around Goose City, understand? Mabond: I don't understand. Huang Shiro: What business do I do, understand? Pockmarked Zhang: I don't understand! Mabonde: Lord Huang sold less than half of the opium fields in the Republic of China. Huang Shiro: Wrong! I'm just an errand boy of Liu Dutong's, and I'm just one of my legs. Pockmarked Zhang: How many legs does this Liu Dutong have? Mabond: Three. Pockmarked Zhang: Yes! Mabond: Master Huang is still a thigh! Huang Shiro: Yes! Thigh! But my leg is broken. Pockmarked Zhang: Is it broken? Mabond: How did it break? Huang Shirang: Nine times out of ten, my goods were robbed by Pockmarked Zhang. Think about it, he made money in China? Mabond: So this pockmarked man is rich! Is this happening? Huang Shirang: If you can fight bandits, you need China and China. Mabond: We don't have the courage to fight bandits, but in the name of fighting bandits, we still have the courage to collect money, and it's great! Huang Shiro: Ha ha ha. . . Then you can't blame me, you can only blame you for being worthless. But I can do you a favor. I'll pay it as bait. When I left China, the two families had to leave China. Mabond: Just waiting for your words! Enough! So you pay 800 thousand? Huang Shiro: No! I paid1800,000, paid more and earned more. Got it! After the job is done! 1800,000 will be returned in full, and we will split the money equally between the two families. Pockmarked Zhang: (striking the table)1800,000 don't have to pay it back! Is it not to fight bandits? Suppress! Let's get all the money that Pockmarked Zhang robbed back and give it back to Master Huang. By that time, this1800,000 will be a hair on Jiu Niu's body. Do you still care? Isn't it just a pockmarked girl of Zhang's? Fuck it! Huang Shiro: Hard work! Pockmarked Zhang: Is it difficult? Huang Shiro: That's tough! Asako Zhang: We'll talk about it later. There is only one thing on my mind, to attach this leg to Master Huang. A pockmarked man is too arrogant, bullying Brother Huang and refusing! Drinking ... Mabond: Yes, yes. Zhang: I'll drink it myself. Mabond: I think, one sip of wine, one step at a time, one step at a time, one step at a time. Divide the dollars first, and then talk about the leg connection. Asako Zhang: You are still talking about dollars, aren't you? Don't say even legs? Then you two talk. Huang Shiro: It's up to you, master. Let's start with dollars. There are dollars. According to the convention, it is 37 points. Pockmarked Zhang: You are so ungrateful. When Master Huang is finished with this matter, you will give him 30%? You must divide it in half. Mabond: Then I ... Then I'm wrong, Zhang Mazi: It's so wrong! Huang Shiro: Favorite. Hey! Huang Shiro: We'd better listen to the county magistrate and split it 50-50. Mabond: Well, all right! Huang Shirang: If you really have the courage to fight bandits, a dollar of the two families is worth ten cents. Pockmarked Zhang: A hair! Mabond: Which one is it? Huang Shiro: You have courage. What about skills? Why should I believe that you can suppress Pockmarked Zhang? Pockmarked Zhang: Master Huang, let me ask you a question. Huang Shiro: Please! Zhang Mazi: Zhang Mazi can rob your goods. Why can't he come into your house? Huang Shiro: My tower is impregnable, easy to defend but difficult to attack. He can't get in! Pockmarked Zhang: Then how do you really believe that only my master and I have been in your tower? ...... Zhang Mazi: Did you hear that? Huang Shiro: I heard you! Asako Zhang: I can enter areas that I can't. If Zhang Mazi doesn't want to die, I can let him die. ............................................................................................................................................................ Zhang Mazi: I'm flattered. Huang Shiro: However, those who have the courage to suppress bandits have a narrow escape. Zhang: Oh? Why do you see it? Huang Shiro: Pockmarked Zhang is unusual. Twenty years ago, we met once. Pockmarked Zhang: Is there such a fate? So, where did fate come from? Huang Shiro: The light was dim, and he suddenly turned around, but I was hiding in the shadow of the light. Mabond: One is in the light and the other is in the dark. Huang Shiro: Shh, quiet, quiet. Pockmarked Zhang: At that time, at that time ... Huang Shiro: At this moment. Pockmarked Zhang: How can it be so similar? Huang Shiro: I like it! Very similar! But you missed one thing about him. Pockmarked face Zhang: It won't be pockmarked face, will it? Huang Shiro: Of course not. Zhang: What's that? Huang Shiro: You can't play dumb. Pockmarked Zhang: Yes! Brother, when I was still in the womb, the fortune teller pointed to my mother's belly and said, the biggest shortcoming of this child is that he can't play dumb! Brother, can I still change? Huang Shiro: I can't change it! Health, you see this tout is a master of playing dumb, dollars. Speaking of knives, what is a dollar? Mabond: Dollars, dollars. Ma, Zhang and Huang: Ha ha ha ha. . . . . . Huang Shiro: Look, look, a genius who plays the fool! To you, master. Mabond: Thank you for your compliment. Brother Rong was really confused once. After the successful suppression of bandits, it only takes two achievements to recover the filthy soil. Huang Shirang: No, it's 50-50. To show sincerity, I wish the robbers a great victory. 1800,000 will be delivered immediately. Pockmarked Zhang: Hey, it's too early to collect money. Huang Shiro: Daiyu and Qingwen! Pockmarked Zhang: Hey, big brother, I don't want beautiful women either. Hey! Without beauty and money, what do you want? Pockmarked Zhang: Legs! Ma and Huang: What legs? Pockmarked Zhang: Brave and soft-hearted thighs of Jianghu heroes! Brother! Huang Shiro: Brother! Asako Zhang: Your legs are my legs, and your legs are my life. As the saying goes, there is no way in the rivers and lakes, and there is a way with legs. Huang Shiro: Got it! Got it! Mabond: I understand too! (Daiyu Qingwen Zi Luo. . . . . . ) Huang Shiro: Damn thing! Pockmarked Zhang: Flowers will bloom again, and people will never be young again. Girl as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade, big brother, don't be angry! Master Huang, relax, relax. Zhang and Huang: Hahahaha ... Huang Shirang: After a brief encounter, the girl's diamonds were sent together. Pockmarked Zhang: Hey! I brought my wife, so it's not convenient to accept girls. Huang Shiro: Diamonds are for madam. Mabond: well, I'll save it for my wife first ... aren't they Daiyu and Qingwen? Why did a woman come? Pockmarked Zhang: Murphy, her name is Daiyu Qingwen? Huang Shiro: Say you won't play dumb! Took an oriental name. Ma, Huang and Zhang: Daiyu Qingwenzi! Ha ha ha ha ... Huang Shirang: Master, Gao! County magistrate, thank you! Ma and Zhang: Master Huang is tall and hard! -End-