Friends talk about the script of crosstalk.

/question/40752932.html This is not complete, but it's almost the same. A: That is to say, our two brothers have a friendship. They are good partners on stage and look like brothers off stage. Yes, we have friendship. Making friends in China can be traced back a long time. B: There are ancient people. A: Everyone knows that there was a friend in Zuo Yang at the earliest. Friends of Zuo Yang? Any allusions? A: When I was abroad, Yang was absolutely heartbroken, while Zuo and his brother were fine. They went out to ask for an official, and it snowed in the middle. B: Yo, A: The two brothers also wear less clothes and bring less dry food. What if we give one person dry food, one person can live with clothes, and both of them can't live without clothes? A: Zuo is a good friend! Take off your clothes and mourn for Yang, and also mourn for Yang's dry food. I died of cold and hunger! B: Look, A: This friendship, this friend! B: It's showing! A: If this happens to us, can you give me dry food and clothes and die for me? B: Of course. Can you do it? B: No problem! A: (patting B on the shoulder) Go to hell! B: Death A: Death! Of course, our love is also good for the left. B: Mutual. A: After becoming an official, Zuo was deeply buried. One night, Zuo had a dream. B: with dreams? Answer: Say that the land you buried for me is next to Jing Ke's grave! Jing Ke always bullied me at night, and Yang Jue drew his sword and committed suicide after listening to it. Hey, what are you doing? A: It is also buried there. Two ghosts fight Jing Ke and defeat Jing Ke! B: OK. A: My brother and I will put this situation aside. Can you kill yourself for me? B: Of course! No problem? B: Antiques, we have friendship! A: OK (slapping B on the shoulder) Go to hell! I'm much happier, much happier! B: Wait a minute! If I am Zuo and you are Yang Juezai, can you kill yourself for me, and the two of us will fight Jing Ke, so can you give me a hand? A: (I don't think I heard you) Now, let's talk about a tongue twister: a Lama comes from the south with two catties nailed to his waist ... B: Wait a minute! Wait a minute, don't interrupt, don't interrupt, ok! A: Me? Dream? B: Ah! A: Death! B: A: That's superstition. There is no such thing! B: What friends are you? Not enough friendship with you! A: This is an analogy, not a true story. Let me tell you something about the relationship between friends! B: That's the relationship! A: I am an expert in this field! B: Have you studied it? Don't you see? I know a lot about the relationship between friends. How? A: I'll teach you a lesson! Some people can't hand it in, B: Oh! A: There are several kinds of people who are absolutely not allowed to pay! Shit! I can't say so much here. If you want to listen and write by yourself! I wrote it myself, more than 3,000 words, and I can only publish more than 1,000 words. What do you want me to do？