Ask for some funny idiom stories.

Kill the goose that lays the golden egg: Once upon a time, there was a man who kept an old hen at home. This hen has a strong ability to lay eggs, but she never lays eggs for a while and is sick. The man thought it was useless to raise chickens without laying eggs, so he killed them and found that gallstones were the cause of their illness. Gallstones of all sizes are like eggs. When killing chickens, it happened that Xianglin, the quick-talking sister next door, came to visit. When I saw it, I talked nonsense everywhere, saying that this man was short-sighted and killed an old hen who could lay eggs. 1.

Me: During the Han Dynasty, there was a young man named Kuang Heng who was very studious. Because the family is poor and can't afford to light candles at night, he quietly chiseled a small hole in the wall and borrowed a neighbor's candlelight to read. ...

Nephew: Wait, why doesn't he turn on the light?

Me: Because there is no electricity.

Nephew: Is it because of the lack of electricity?

Me: (panting) No, it's more than two thousand years since the Han Dynasty, when electricity was not invented.

Nephew: Oh. (Pause) When did he make the hole?

Me: (cold) ah? Good evening. Good evening.

Nephew: At night? Isn't he invisible at night? How did you chisel it out?

Me: (pause) That, that, that is daytime.

Nephew: Do you still have time to dig a hole during the day? Why not use this time to read?

Me: (again) this, this I can't remember clearly. Let's tell another story ...

2. Kong Rong lets pears.

Me: In the Eastern Han Dynasty, there was a child named Kong Rong. When he eats pears, he gives them to adults. ...

Nephew: Wait, how many adults are there? Are they his parents?

Me: (prepared) I don't know, just one.

Nephew: How many small pears are left?

Me: (speechless, frowning) It seems to be one.

Nephew: I see. The big pear must be ripe soon. It's not delicious. Small must be natural green food. ...

Me: (I can't wait to slap him) Say another one. ...

3. Cao Chong is an elephant

Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a child named Cao Chong. A foreigner gave his father an elephant. His father wanted to know how heavy the elephant was, so he asked Cao Chong to weigh it. ...

Nephew: Uncle, stop it. I know. Kill the elephant, cut it into pieces and add it up (triumph).

Me: (eyes wide open) That's a gift. You can't kill it.

Nephew: (Now it's his turn to be speechless) How did the elephant come from?

Me: (a little annoyed) Maybe I used the car.

Nephew: That must be overloaded. Look at the driver's ticket and you'll know what the weight is!

Me: (voice trembling) Another one, another one!

4. Grass boat borrows arrows

Me: During the Three Kingdoms period, Kong Ming was ordered by Zhou Yu to build 100,000 arrows in three days. ...

Nephew: Uncle, wait. What's the arrow?

Me: (The question is finally reliable, I am very happy) It is an advanced weapon that is advanced in ancient times and fired with a bow. ...

Nephew: Oh! (thoughtfully) Is it better than the gun in CS?

Me: No. But there were no guns at that time, only arrows.

Nephew: OK, then go on.

Me: One morning, in the thick fog, Kong Ming set out with more than a dozen boats and a right-wing man.

Nephew: Why is it foggy?

Me: Kong Ming predicted it.

Nephew: Is he a weatherman?

Me: No, he did the math.

Nephew: Is he blind? Fortune teller?

Me: ... (Top-heavy) Me, me, one more, one more, I can't believe I can't finish telling a story!

5. embattled

Me: At the end of Qin Dynasty, Xiang Yu and Liu Bang competed for hegemony. ...

Nephew: What does hegemony mean?

Me: It means to fight and compete.

Nephew: Oh, it's PK! I hope the landlord will adopt it! ! ! !