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Have you experienced anything strange?

Tell me about my family background. My ancestors read fortune-telling, and my grandfather was killed during the Cultural Revolution, so it was not handed down! My dad only knows a little. There is a guy named Zhuge Liang who is quite accurate in finding things. After learning, I am basically not allowed! Online called Zhuge Liang's preschool class. There is an old book at my uncle's house, not mine! I asked for it a few years ago and told me I lost it. Although I don't believe it, I can't help it! My uncle got the true story of my grandfather. One day he was blind and was eaten by a wolf when he walked at night! My second uncle will attend Zhuge Liang's class, but because of the rural reconstruction on 20 16, my second uncle occupied my father's room for his two sons! And my dad tore it up completely.

First of all, let me believe in ghosts! When I was in elementary school, my family hired a god of wealth. I remember at that time, it was past 0/2 o'clock in the evening, and an old man came to my house. That's my aunt's mother, and I call her grandma! My grandmother ordered all the lights to be turned on! All the doors are open, and there is a table in the yard! Cook two bowls of vegetarian stuffing jiaozi, I forgot how many there are in each bowl! It is too small. I have graduated from college for several years now! Jiaozi is on the table, and the bowl in the middle is full of rice and three sticks of incense, which makes my dad kowtow! Put it in the living room, facing south!

It's over. I wanted to eat jiaozi on that table, so I asked my grandmother and I agreed. I took a bite, feeling that I've never eaten such terrible jiaozi!

Later, I asked the god of wealth for the golden body, but I didn't say it. I said it was a golden body, but it was actually a porcelain body.

Until junior high school, one day I found that there was money under the god of wealth! There must be more than a hundred! At that time, one hundred dollars was a huge sum for me (I took the bus in high school and had lunch at school, only five dollars! )! At that time, I didn't dare to take more, so I took more than fifty dollars!

A few months later, one day my father suddenly asked me, "Did you take the money from the God of Wealth?" I was afraid of being beaten, so I quickly denied it! My dad didn't speak! That night, I lay flat on the bed, covered my head and slept barefoot! At that time, the head rushed north and the foot rushed south! My door is in the south! I don't know why, I can see the outside of the quilt when I want to sleep! A black man came in through the door and couldn't see clearly from top to bottom! This is the dark side. It's too dark to see! This man walked to my left and looked down at me! Suddenly pointed at me and said, "Don't you dare lie"! I jumped out of bed, covered in sweat!

After entering high school, my dad has been doing business in other places and calling home every day! As long as I don't call at night, my mother will let me burn three incense sticks for the god of wealth and kneel down to kowtow! My dad will definitely call before the incense burns out!

My dad has told me some strange things since I was a child, and taught me the lessons of Zhuge Liang in front of the car, none of which are accurate!

The second thing is going to college! I don't study well, but I don't want to study. My parents spent money on a third-rate university that they can go to as long as they spend money! It seems that every school has a characteristic. Before it was built, it must be a graveyard!

Sophomore, dormitory buddies don't know where to get binoculars! Look at the opposite dormitory with a telescope, every day! I have seen it, too. I can hardly see anything! There is no toilet in our dormitory, and there is a collective toilet on each floor! One day, my buddy said that he must see something, otherwise these days will be wasted! 1 This guy looks from 9 o'clock to 10 o'clock! Suddenly, this guy said I saw a woman ... and she stopped typing at most 1024 words.