What fortune-telling experiences do you have that make your scalp explode?

A teenager with a household registration book met my brother and asked him if he could be admitted to the university this year. My brother saw the colorful hukou book and was forced to deviate from divination because of the fire. Teenagers are divination, and mountain fire combination is divination. Oracle: Heng, small profits make friends. So he told the boy that he was lucky and happy, and of course he would be admitted to the exam. Later, the boy was admitted to a famous university. At that time, my brother was in his thirties, taught himself Zhouyi, criticized the eight characters and Taoism, and cured his sciatica by himself.