On the side of the road, I met a linen god. I said I wanted to do divination, and he ran away.

All the shops in Chaoyang District are closed, even Starbucks is closed. Just now I saw a peddler named Ma, surrounded by several people. I have an impulse to go over and ask him to help me figure out a divination.

Me: Please show me if I can call back in the second half of the year.

Melon: (looked at me carefully, and then a little nervous crossed my eyes) I can't give it to you!

Me: 100 is enough for you?

He wrapped the hexagrams in a hurry and ran [in a daze] with hemp in his hand.

Me: Why, why, why, why, why?

……

I looked at the car that turned out to be the urban management [smile through tears]

Looking at the figure of Ma Yi God running away awkwardly, I thought of two things:

One is the world's first ant financial service!

The other is the classic dialogue of Tang Tiezui in Teahouse:

Tang Tiezui: Better than before! I am grateful for this year!

Wang Lifa: Thank you this year! Sounds a little out of tune!

Tang Tiezui: The more chaotic the years are, the better my business will be! These days, whoever lives or dies has to take a chance. How can it not be fortune-telling and face reading? Right?