Fortune-telling Tortoise Funny _ Fortune-telling Tortoise funny pictures

Complete works of interesting two-part allegorical sayings about turtles

Turtles eat wicker-it's all fabrication; Hand - knitting

Turtles eat watermelons-rolls; Climb a mountain; Roll and crawl

Turtle's neck-can stretch: can shrink; Take it back.

The * * *-regulation of tortoise (tortoise)

There is a chicken feather in the tortoise's belly-the tortoise's heart is like an arrow.

There is a chicken feather in the turtle's belly-it's like an arrow to return to the turtle's heart.

Cover the turtle with a wax stick-the ghost (turtle) is on fire.

The tortoise worships God-it can't be put on the table; Can't get on the table

Turtles look at mung beans-it is right for the earth.

The tortoise is carrying a fork-conscious of the light.

Bitches eat melons-sons should be welcome.

The tortoise climbed the threshold-just watch the fall.

Bastard meets hail when he goes ashore-shrinking his head

Turtles laugh at turtles-the same as each other; both ends

Turtles eat charcoal-black-hearted bastards

Jiang Taigong catches turtles-who wants to stretch its neck?

Tadpoles run with turtles-pretending to be turtles' grandchildren.

Put a turtle in his pocket-goods with a nest neck.

The old tortoise swallowed the cruel bastard.

The mouse pulls the tortoise-it can't find its head.

There is a tortoise hanging from the beam-its four feet are unsupported.

The wicker crosses the tortoise-a black line.

Catfish look for catfish, turtles look for turtles-birds of a feather flock together.

Crabs get married-full of assholes

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.

Catch turtles in buckwheat fields-as sure as a gun.

The tortoise in the pitcher-groping; Act blindly, by luck

There are two drums on the turtle's back, one in front and the other in the back.

The tortoise eats firecrackers-panting and fidgeting.

What the tortoise eats is determined by its weight.

Tortoise heart-rectum straight belly; Nothing can fit.

Bite your finger and never let go.

The tortoise was hit with a club head.

Turtle Looking in the Mirror-Turtle Shape ()

The tortoise has drilled a mouse hole, and it may be difficult to cover it.

Tortoise drilling stove kang-suffocating and annoyed

Turtle makes a report-restrain (turtle >; Suppress (turtle) qi with sound.

The tortoise is sitting on the moon-eating (playing) eggs