Long live the auspicious mother-in-law

Speaking of mother-in-law, that is, mother-in-law's adult, if the story of her old man's house is said, it is simply too long for me. As early as the autumn of 1987, I just entered the second grade of junior high school and lived in the family building of the coal mine where my father worked. My family lives in the west gate on the fourth floor on the top floor, and my mother-in-law lives in the same unit in the middle door on the third floor downstairs. The family building is a pattern of one staircase and three households. Of course, that was 34 years ago. Zhouyi is a profound knowledge, which is extremely difficult to understand. My mother-in-law and I can't tell fortune-she certainly doesn't know that I will be her third uncle in seven years, and I never expected that the downstairs neighbor "Aunt Liu" would be her future mother-in-law. Life and destiny are so unpredictable and unpredictable! That's interesting.

? When my family lived in the same building as Aunt Liu, I only knew that she had a son and a daughter. What I know is actually her second daughter and youngest son. Later, I learned that Aunt Liu's daughter is five years older than me and has already worked in a unit in a coal mine. Her only precious son is the youngest, two years younger than me. I'm in Grade Two, and Aunt Liu's son Adong is in Grade Four. Because her son is so spoiled, even if he has a cold, he can't wait to let him drop out of school, which leads to his frequent repetition and slow promotion.

One night after school, it was getting dark downstairs. I was about to go upstairs to go home, but I was stopped by Aunt Liu, who was busy in the storage room downstairs: "Niu Niu! Is school over? Come and do me a favor and move this bundle of grass curtains for making the bed to the third floor. " Oh, my God! I secretly complain, this old lady is really embarrassed to speak! Why does she want me to do such dirty and tired work? Really! But when I think about it, after all, it is the community where I live upstairs and downstairs. I'm always embarrassed to ignore it. So I had to bite the bullet and carry the roll of straw curtain, climb up the third floor with smoke and dirt, and help Aunt Liu put it at her door. When I got home, I found myself covered in dirt and ashes. When I went out to collect dust outside my Nanyang terrace, I was surprised to find that Aunt Liu's eldest son, Adong, was leisurely eating popsicles and listening to songs with a tape recorder! Hey yo! This eccentric Mrs. Liu obviously has a son at home who doesn't want to use it, and she still needs me to carry that bundle of dirty broken straw curtains for her family! Aunt Liu is so selfish! I am very angry in my heart!

However, seven years later, on the evening of 1994 65438+ 10/8, I went to a sister's house for a blind date, and suddenly found out that it was my old neighbor Aunt Liu who led the girl to pick me up with a big smile! Oh yeah! I didn't know until that night that Aunt Liu had three daughters and a son. I have met the old lady's second daughter before. Surprised, I immediately remembered the old story of helping Aunt Liu carry the bundle of straw curtains on that autumn night seven years ago. Ha ha! Life is really interesting. Every step we usually take and everything we do is normal at that time, but please remember-but doing good will lead the future of Mo Wen! This isn't it? Thinking that I just worked hard for a while, I helped Aunt Liu move a bundle of straw curtains. God has arranged for the old lady to give me three daughters who have worked hard for more than 20 years as wives! This is really "worth it" to me!

1February 4th, 996 is "beginning of spring", and the 16th day of the twelfth lunar month is my wedding day! How wonderful it feels to get married and marry a wife! But unfortunately, according to the provisions of the marriage law, a good thing like this can usually be passed on only once in a lifetime. Alas! It is too stingy to hate innocence! In short, from 1996, Aunt Liu's third daughter became my wife and I became her third uncle. Naturally, she successfully transformed from "Aunt Liu" to my mother-in-law! Life is like drama, drama is like life, and the role change depends on fate.

I am a naturally stupid person. When I was talking about my ideals with others since childhood, I once boasted that I would be a decent writer in the future! That was a dream before I was fifteen, but now I'm almost fifty. Being a writer is still my dream! The words "future and future" sound harsh and harsh to people like me who are close to "fate"! Because the expectations that "tomorrow" can give people who are about to turn 50 will inevitably decrease day by day, and time is so cruel and unchanging! Fortunately, two days ago, I happened to be able to relive Mr. Mo Yan's speech when he won the Nobel Prize in Literature nine years ago. He simply said: a writer is just a person who tells stories on paper with a pen. After listening to this sentence, I really suddenly enlightened, suddenly enlightened! Why? Because I think my mother-in-law who is nearly forty years older than herself is just an old lady who will tell me stories! Going to the moon first is the real advantage. Her old man can't write, but her uncle-I can write a few words!

According to my kind old woman, among her three daughters, the third one spends the most time and is also the most expensive. As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood that the three daughters that my mother-in-law has been talking about are actually just my wife. In addition, the old lady also meaningfully emphasized that my wife studied the most among the three sisters, with the highest diploma and the best appearance. This makes me uncomfortable, raise my hand and scratch my head! I thought to myself: what does this old lady mean by saying this? It seems that she thinks I can marry her third daughter. It's a big deal! Sure enough, the old lady nagged my wife about how well she wrote in high school, even the Chinese teacher admired her! Although my mother-in-law has known me for a long time, her old man doesn't know me at all The most annoying thing in my life is that someone bragged about someone's so-called talent and literary talent in front of me. I am very unhappy in my heart! Although the old woman praised her wife to her face. Hum, hi! What do you always know? After all, the three girls in your mouth have not completely become "my people" after I only used 30 letters and spent a few months! Although her mother-in-law was so angry, her face was always filled with laughter and she nodded and said yes frequently.

Every once in a while, I go to my mother-in-law's house, and the old lady always talks to me endlessly. Next to me, my taciturn father-in-law is like a gourd, but occasionally he can "hum and haw" in a proper and timely manner, as if he and my mother-in-law had already made up their lines in advance. I often sigh in my heart: the husband and wife are really a pair of rare good partners for a lifetime! Even cross talk, there is no problem at all. One funny thing is holding hands, and it's watertight! If I happen to catch up with the fruits and snacks on the table, my mother-in-law will tell me their origins one by one with a big smile-these are mangosteen, lychee, cantaloupe and that smelly, round and full of thorns that your eldest sister-in-law just sent me yesterday. What is the name of the lotus that stung me? Liu-. Yes, it's really called durian. "Try those snacks. Your brother-in-law said it was brought by Daoxiang Village in Beijing. " My mother-in-law is full of stories. Listen to her old man told me that "uncle" brought delicacies, in fact, just don't let me taste those things. I'm embarrassed to have a sip of water! However, I ended up thirsty for nothing. When I picked up the teacup to drink, the old lady was excited again: "Niu Niu, I told me that this tea was just delivered by your brother-in-law a few days ago." What is it called Fuding white tea? Oh, yo. This tea is delicious, and it is a big disc. It is said that this thing becomes treasure in one year, medicine in three years, and seven years ... "Snow, I bit my lip for a long time, but I still couldn't resist it. I grinned and almost choked on the tea I swallowed.

I'm ashamed. I really hope that I can have the unique skills of magic master Liu Qian, and change the labels of high-end dim sum shops such as Daoxiang Village, Dashunzhai and Xinghualou into the ordinary dim sum I took to honor my mother-in-law! I was thinking of excusing myself when my mother-in-law said that my second uncle brought a large piece of beef weighing more than ten kilograms in the kitchen refrigerator! Her old man asked me if I wanted to take it home and stew it together. My head is like drinking a big bowl of antiperspirant. I just feel dizzy. I can't find the north at all! Hooray! My mother-in-law is really nice!

I have been a naughty child since I was a child, and my academic performance has been very poor! I didn't even understand the 24 solar terms throughout the year. However, after a few years of marriage, I was pleasantly surprised to find that my mother-in-law is actually a very good folklorist. Since I visited my father-in-law's house during the Spring Festival, my dear mother-in-law has endlessly popularized something that the broad masses of people are often happy to consume in various festivals. For example, after the Spring Festival is the Lantern Festival. It is said that Yuanxiao around Beijing still smells like "Daoxiang Village". Then on the second day of the second lunar month, it is "the dragon looks up"! It's time to eat all kinds of spring cakes with meat and vegetables and vegetarian dishes; As soon as it gets hot, it will be the May Day Dragon Boat Festival! The pork zongzi you bought in Wufangzhai, Jiaxing, Zhejiang last time is quite authentic! Then it's the moon cake for the Mid-Autumn Festival on August 15. Remember, don't buy anything too expensive and sweet! Our blood sugar is terribly high. Another point is that your father spends my birthday with me every year. Forget it for the three of you. I am in the early June of the lunar calendar, and it is hot! Your father's birthday is in the middle of November of the lunar calendar every year, and the old man's birthday is around New Year's Day and Gregorian calendar! Our old couple's birthdays are in summer and winter. What an unforgettable day! Hahaha!

In fact, people live all their lives, even the most optimistic people sometimes feel sad. My respected mother-in-law can't avoid custom. Sometimes, if the old lady doesn't pay attention to eating too much, she will suddenly complain nervously: Ah! You three grandfathers, you are all fine! I just raised a disappointing and immature son! If I had known he would be such a prodigal son, I might as well strangle him! Poof-before! I couldn't help laughing when my mother-in-law said this! Because I have been an old lady's uncle for 26 years, I have heard this sentence for 26 years! [Cover your face]