The last exploration maruno TXT

Chapter 1: A paragraph tells a unique sentence, one shot ends the heavenly king.

Two jade arm pillows for thousands of people, and one with open lips for thousands of people to taste. A white blade, the world of mortals kills people. Since ancient times, there are only two occupations in Never Fade, namely prostitute and killer.

The sun is shining and there is no place to relax. Civilization walked into the school library and wanted to sit down and read quietly. As soon as I opened the door, I saw that the library at noon was crowded with people.

Civilization shook his head and thought: good students don't learn from others to come to the library for fun, and the industry of Internet cafes seems to be coming to an end.

After scanning several times, Civilization saw a vacancy in a corner and hurried over. No one did, but a book occupied the position. Civilization picked up this "out-of-print couplet" and looked around unscrupulously while flipping it at will.

Civilization thought again: hey, these dogs have learned to pretend to be calves seriously.

"Who do you think is the dog and who is the calf?" A voice came from behind. This sound sounds to civilization like pouring half a bucket of ice and snow water from the skull to the tip of the coccyx. I don't know, I don't feel well, and it's a little cold. How can you feel uncomfortable and cold? Is this despicable? Civilization turned around and saw a tall, light, arch eyebrows and white teeth, with a ponytail and half jeans, and a smile on her face, but a murderous little sister looked at herself coldly.

Ghost step eyebrows a wrinkly, a fiercely in the heart, just a confused look at the little sister in front of you.

Little sister continued: "Hey hey! what are you reading? This young lady is asking you something. "

Civilization smiled and said, "Do you blame it? If you are funny or not, I will scold you in my heart. Did you hear that? I think you are secretly in love with me. You have been learning how to be a worm in my stomach. "

The little sister was angry and said, "Are you cursing in your heart? Ask someone who didn't hear you. Forget it. Scold and scold, and the mouth will come. If you are incontinent, your mouth will be incontinent. Still have a crush on you? Oh, don't look at yourself, this ingenious crooked melon and cracked jujube has a crush on you? Hey! "

After listening to this, civilization flattened its mouth and asked everyone, "Did I say that?"

Everyone nodded while laughing.

I thought to myself, said it, and scolded others. I don't know which young lady has such a bad mouth, but let me think about it. I was wrong. My mouth hurts. Secondly, there is no need to have a general understanding with this young man. Thirdly, this library is so quiet that it is not a place for general knowledge. I was just about to get up and leave, but my little sister's cold voice reminded me again: "You are still alive, you little rascal with low morality." Then you said that this is not a general place. Where is it? Take me to see it. "

Upon hearing this, Civilization spoke his mind directly, and soon did more than one thing: "Little sister, I was wrong just now. I shouldn't call names. Besides, I'm not a hooligan with low morality, I'm just a kind-hearted handsome man. "

Little sister smiled angrily: "What a kind-hearted handsome man, a dog can't spit ivory." Also, just apologize. "

Civilization also smiled: "Oh, if you fart too much, shit will come. I can't spit ivory in a dog's mouth. Let me see if you spit ivory in your dog's mouth. It is no use apologizing. What do you want? Forget it, let's come out and talk, so as not to bother others so much. "

"You, you, come out. Are you still afraid? " Little sister's voice doesn't seem so cold.

"If you can't apologize, don't have to make amends? Is it enough to commit ourselves to each other, little sister? " Civilization immediately said solemnly.

The young man's face is redder. No one has ever played such a boring joke since he was so big. He quickly scolded: "You shameless, low-quality, morally corrupt thin horse monkey, today this girl will let you blood out."

Civilization continued to laugh: "I really want to commit myself to each other."

"Don't talk nonsense to me." The young man was obviously angry.

Civilization continued to laugh: "Then let this uncle invite you to dinner?"

Nizi looked disdainful: "I can't eat with you."

Civilization is somewhat interesting: "hey, young man, are you still on the road?" I don't want to talk to you until I apologize to you. You are still endless, and you have to make amends? " You're really like that, or I'll kneel down and give it to you, lick the shoes. "Say that finish, he turned to go. Unexpectedly, I was caught by a hand.

Civilization felt this power and thought it was the young man who refused to let go. He turned his head and said at the top of his lungs that "Little Sister One" turned out to be a gigolo. I saw this little white face with a coolness in his brow, full of dani, referring to new onions, and his face was like a jade carving. He is really more beautiful than Song Yu, but his hands are powerless and his face is not straight. It is estimated that he hasn't been ill for ten years.

Civilization glared at these white hands and said, "What, man, my sexual orientation is normal."

Just after that, I was surrounded by several other big guys, and then I threw out a sudden and gentle cold word: "Don't go."

The tone is similar to that of a young man, but it doesn't sound good at all, and it doesn't feel good at all.

Civilization stood on tiptoe to protect the backyard with both hands, and said nervously, "Why, there are so many big men around me, what do you want?"

The young man smiled angrily: "Nothing, just say' I'm sorry, Tong Yumo' loudly to the library and I'll let you go."

Civilization looked helpless: "didn't I apologize, and what did you say your name was and how to write it?"

Seeing that civilization is not so arrogant, the young man laughed even harder: "Can you call this kind of behavior that is neither painful nor sincere an apology? My name is Tong, and I am the ink of Tong Yu's feather ink. "

Civilization knelt down and laughed, which shocked everyone.

Tong Yumo's charming eyebrows became angry: "What are you doing? What's so funny? Take medicine if you are sick and come back to find this girl! "

Civilization shakes hands against the wall and continues to smile.

At a glance, several big men set up civilization, and civilization continued to laugh: "Tong Yumo? Haha, interesting, children mean young, feathers mean feathers, and ink means black. What is a bird with black feathers? Crow! The old crow is a pimp and the little crow is a prostitute. Oh, who has such a festive name? "

Tongyumo's face had been flushed with anger. Such a gentle name turned into a prostitute in his mouth. No girl is so angry that she doesn't even think about it. She went on to say, "According to your stupid explanation, one is one, and words are language. No, I just don't know. Hair is hair. Does saying nothing mean saying' nothing'?

Although civilization has been established, this foot has long been overwhelmed. In addition, two idle people came up to want two mouths, which were blocked by civilization one by one. However, before Tong Yu's ink is dry, people will pounce on it.

At this time, civilization didn't want to pick up the topic of "saying nothing" and quickly stopped: "Hey hey, why? My sister is a lady. Don't be rude Handsome guy is also a civilized man. We are all reasonable young people. How can I fight easily? Besides, this is a school. Not appropriate. But I'm not in a good mood now. Sorry, I won't come again. Also, those who can come to this school either study very well or are rich and powerful. Don't you investigate me first? The world is clear and flat, so you are ready to hit someone. Is your father the president? Your father is the mayor? See what you can do. " ?

Civilization didn't want to cause trouble, but this young man clung to it. Civilization wants to scare them and leave quickly.

See Tongyu ink smiled, even the gigolo who has been staring at civilization smiled, and the two big men next to him began to laugh. The two big men also put down civilization, and then followed with rapt attention.

Civilization also grinned: "Well, buddy, as long as everyone is happy, then I'll go first."

Turning to go, a big man picked him up, grinned and said, "Boy, I don't think you are like anything, like a good student, like a rich and powerful person." You look like a fortune teller on the overpass, and you are quite accurate. Yes, this man's father is the president of the city bank and this woman's father is the mayor. " He smiled again.

Civilization is dumbfounded, and it can be right.

Tong Yumo went on to say, "If you do this, I won't hit you. I am also a civilized person, but my girl is very angry today. It's no use apologizing Just like you said, kneel down and lick lick the shoes. "

Civilization secretly complain, met a Luo Cha, there is a traditional, not afraid of them, he don't believe this background civilization, just more than less, so don't go to extremes. Civilized inner activities, often jump out to see, afraid of a gaffe, say their own ideas, it is more and more troublesome.

Thinking of this, I quickly giggled: "Don't be angry, miss, man, and I, to tell the truth, leveled the world with a gun and turned a nun with a pen." Otherwise, let's make a bet. Whoever loses kneels and licks each other's shoes. "

The little white face was still expressionless, and the boy shouted, "Hey, it's not beautiful women flying around, it's all beautiful women. It's really bad not to help, but the question is that you are at fault first, but why is the gambling money fair? " In this way, we lost, we let you go, you lost, you have to kneel lick the shoes while saying' sorry everyone'. "

Civilized bargaining: "that won't do, that's too cheap." So, if I lose, I will do as you say. If you lose, let me say' sorry'. "

Hearing this, Tong Yumo thought he could say, "Well, it's a deal. What are you good at? "

Civilization smiled: "What do you say I am good at? I can talk and sing, catch fish and shoot birds, go through holes in walls, touch chickens and beat dogs. What do you do? Let's pick what we are good at. "

Tong Yumo shook his head and said with a smile, "Hey, are you tired of bragging and talking?" In this case, I think you have read my book for a long time. Let's make a couplet. If a person makes a couplet, he will lose if he doesn't do it right, but he can make a couplet and think for five minutes at a time. Can you do it? "

Civilization looked disdainful: "Cut the crap and which one of you will ask questions." Tong Yumo glanced at the small white face, and the small white face said, "Then I'll play with a big sword in front of Guan Gong."

Civilization sees this young man as beautiful, but he has a lot of business, probably embroidered pillows. My thoughts were immediately interrupted by that cold voice. "Hurry up, thin horse monkey."

Civilization turned around and said, "What's the hurry?"

Tong Yumo replied, "Are you illiterate or deaf? The first link is that you play with a broadsword in front of Guan Gong. "

"Learn to sit behind Guanyin" said civilization without thinking. "Now it's my turn. The silent library does not allow pheasants to call spring. "

Tong Yumo gritted his teeth, blushed and said nothing, just looking at the gigolo.

Not to be outdone, Xiao Bai said, "There's nothing I can do about it."

"Good, that's right." Tong Yumo beamed with joy.

Civilization thought: this little dude is not bad, he can almost catch up with one tenth of himself, but he doesn't learn how to spend money or learn couplets.

The gigolo thought for a moment, and then wrote a couplet in that cold, cold voice: "The Eight Heavenly Kings of Pipa, Harp and Harp, all of which can cover the moon." With that, he glanced at civilization with a slightly cheerful expression.

Tong Yu's heart is even more happy, because it is really too difficult to think about it. What is needed is extensive knowledge. More importantly, let the mind fly to gather knowledge into points, and then filter and shape it. This hooligan obviously can't do it.

Civilization smiles and pretends to meditate. Tongyu ink would have expected this, quickly said, "come on, little rascal, lick lick the shoes for this young lady. This is not shameful. We won't tell anyone. "

Civilization shook his head, squatted down and made a gesture of lick the shoes, and then kept it. Tong Yumo smiled: "Why don't you move? You lick it. It is not shameful to say it, hehe. " Civilization ignored her. After a while, Tong was impatient: "Why, haven't you given up yet? Still embarrassed? There are only forty seconds left, and then you will be finished. "

Civilization stood up slowly and said with a smile, "You look good like this. If I don't have time, I will see it. " Civilization has been looking at Tong when he said this sentence, because he knows that this small white face must be ugly, and those big guys are ugly, so there is no need to look. At this time, TongYu ink is a little confused.

Civilization went on to say, "I think you are so happy, but I have no choice but to use my quick wits and think in a group of tables, so I have the capital to spoil the situation." Listen carefully, four little devils are enchanting, and only ghosts dare to cover the sky. "

Hearing this, the gigolo secretly applauded, and then secretly cursed. Tongyu ink also nodded silently.

"Now it's my turn, I don't want to make it so complicated," I said to the gigolo with a smile, "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival".

Tong Yumo immediately said, "What a mess you have here."

Civilization came: "Love is right, it is right. If not, I will give up soon. How can there be so much nonsense? "

In an instant, the gigolo stopped talking, but his ears turned red when he thought about it. Civilization smiled insidiously and said to himself, "Let's hold it." . So civilization immediately said to the little white face, "hurry up, little brother, and say it when you think of such a simple couple, or it's time."

At this time, Tong Yumo spoke: "Ignore this frivolous prodigal son and think of another one."

Of course, the pretty boy knows to think again, but the first time he thinks is preconceived, and the second time is urgent, so there are many distractions.

After listening to this conversation, Civilization thought: Yes, this young man thought of it, too, but time is running out. There is nothing more neat than "weeding at noon" I have nothing else. I just want to see how these two highly educated princelings can say such shameful things in public.

If you want to return to your thoughts, you can't be idle. Civilization said, "Why, as soon as I write couplets, I will become a frivolous prodigal son. Then I say you're still flower thieves, or we'll figure it out. I'll just tilt my ass and you'll know what shit I'm pulling. " And little brother, forget it. There is no shame in losing to me. Who am I? I can be a nun, a nun and a nun. Maybe if you want to come out, just say it quickly, for fear that others will whisper to me when they hear it. There is no time. "

At this time, the most difficult thing is to stab Yumo. She put forward the bottom line, but it was hard to say. If she says it, she may save her cousin or lose his face. But if she didn't say anything, the little bastard won, and now that's it. It's amazing to win. He won his cousin and his face.

Tongyumo looked at his cousin's face awkwardly. Seeing that time was running out, he said, "You are really annoying. People are thinking about this problem. You just keep honking. what do you think? All right, let's follow the routine of pingji. You do the second part. My first film is Yonghe Lanting. You can directly interfere with others next time.

Civilization shrugged and smiled: "Oh, that's awesome, little sister ..."

"Line line, don't talk nonsense," Tong Yumo knew that this bitch had another burst of cynicism, and the finger must have pointed at his cousin. Any man who listened to the small plait would feel that his face was nowhere to be put, so he quickly interrupted, "My cousin is going out of the first part."

Civilization chews Tongyu ink and smiles more and more tastefully. And that little white face, his face is black.

The little white face thought for a moment and said, "The wild dogs on Mount Everest bite the sun. They don't know that it is a vast land."

"Little brother, can you do something worse?" This civilization is also despicable.

Tong Yumo quickly answered this question: "If you are right, you are right. Don't talk so much nonsense. "

"The tortoise in Mariana Trench scolds the Dragon King, but doesn't care about his blood or his life," said Civilization. "Well, it's my turn. I have no time to play with you. Let's finish it. Listen, the parking lot in front is parked in front of the door. "

Hearing this, the gigolo was breathless with a stone in his heart. This is a palindrome. Reading from the front is the same as reading from the back, and the meaning and words are the same. I only know a little myself, but it's hard to figure it out in such a short time, and I secretly scold this little bastard.

And Yumo, watching his cousin in meditation, ran away from the library.

Civilization quickly called: "Hello!"

Civilized words seem to be frozen, because as soon as the words came out, the children disappeared, so the words disappeared. Is this called nip in the bud?

Civilization settled for two seconds, shook his head and sighed: "Hey."

Civilization does not disturb the pretty boy, let him think slowly, then wait for the opportunity to come, and finally accept an apology. Civilization wanted to be flattered, and then came back through Yumo.

Civilization quickly said, "hey, little crow, how did you go?" Why did you run away and come back? You are on your school team. "

There were a lot of people around early, listening to Miss Tang being called "Little Crow" by a nobody, I felt more and more funny, and I felt that this excitement must be watched.

Tong Yumo ignored him: "Don't call my name, or I'll cut you to pieces. Besides, you have the final say where I go! " He whispered a few words beside his cousin.

Civilization continued: "Hey, little sister, I said girls shouldn't be so rude." And what you said to this little brother,' Nanyang Wollongong' cheated again, I heard it all. The duel between two big men, will you stop fooling around? Besides, you won't go to the library to ask for help online. "

Civilization thought: joke, I can't understand such simple lip language? "Nanyang Wollongong is in the south". I want to expose you and see where your beautiful face is. I need a woman's help. I have helped you several times. However, this young man is quite talented. He runs fast and thinks fast, but his mouth is a little smelly.

Tong and Xiao Baimian are both surprised: can he hear such a small voice? Well, there's no time now.

Small white face thought: This little bastard probably still has some skills and can hear their conversation. If he says it, he won the league, but he has lost psychologically, he will be laughed at. People come and go, and now there are many people around him. However, that little bastard

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