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Zou Ji is not a good person.

"Zou avoid taking more than eight feet, beautiful appearance. Get up in the morning, dress up, look in the mirror and say to his wife, "I am better than Xu Gong in the north of the city. Who is more beautiful? " ? " His wife said, "You are very beautiful. How can Gong compare with you? " Xugong in the north of the city is the most beautiful man in Qi State. He was not confident and asked his concubine, "Who am I, or Xu Hongmei?" My concubine said, "Where can I compare with you?" ? On Sunday, the guest came from outside, chatted with him and asked him, "Which is more beautiful, Xugong or me?" The guest said, "Xugong is not as beautiful as you." . "..." Xu Gong will come tomorrow, and whoever sees it feels inferior; Look at yourself in the mirror, as far as the horizon. Thinking about it at dusk, I said, "My wife is beautiful and I am private; The beauty of my concubine is afraid of me; The beauty of the guest is me, I want my things. " So he went to the court to see Wang Wei and said, "I sincerely know that Xu Hongmei is not as good as Xu Hongmei. My wife is a private minister, my concubine is afraid of me, and everything my guests want is more beautiful than Xu Gong. Today, the land is thousands of miles away and there are 120 cities. Ladies-in-waiting are private kings, and courtiers are not afraid of kings. They all want the king to be within four borders: from this point of view, the king is very sheltered. " Qi Weiwang said, "You speak very well!" ! "He ordered:" Those officials who can stab me in the face should be rewarded; There will be a reward for those who write and exhort me; Those who can slander the city and hear my ears will be rewarded. "At the beginning of the order, the ministers remonstrated and the door was crowded; After a few months, from time to time; Years later, although I wanted to talk, I couldn't get in. Yan, Zhao, Han and Wei are all Qi people. This is the imperial court, and there is no need to use war to defeat the enemy. "

Most people are familiar with the above article. This article, from The Warring States Policy Qi Ce I, tells the story of Zou Ji, a famous minister of Qi during the Warring States Period, who remonstrated with Qi Weiwang.

Zou Ji is more than 1.8 meters tall (one foot in the Warring States period is about 23 centimeters now), and he is very handsome, which can be described as a real handsome guy. Get up in the morning, get dressed and start narcissism in front of the mirror. Ask his wife, "Who is more handsome, Xu or me in the north of the city?" His wife replied, "You are so handsome, how can someone named Xu compare with you?" This surnamed Xu is a famous handsome guy in Qi State. Zou Ji didn't want to believe that he was more handsome than Xu, so he ran over and asked Yu Ji: "Who is more handsome, me or Xu?" My concubine said, "How can a man named Xu compare with you?"

The next day, a guest came to the door. Zou Ji sat and chatted with him. Zou Ji asked the guest again, "Who is more handsome, me or that guy named Xu?" The guest replied, "Maybe not as beautiful as you."

From this we can see Zou Ji's extreme narcissism and inferiority complex.

Why do you say that?

The first is narcissism. You say a big man, and he is a man with status. He gets up every morning, gets dressed and keeps looking in the mirror. While taking pictures, I asked my wife, "Am I handsome?" Isn't it? "Isn't that narcissism? Even if you are handsome, you can't talk about it all the time! Forget it. After all, wives and concubines are family members, which is not too humiliating. But he actually asked the guests at home-"Am I handsome? "I estimated that the guest wanted something from him, so I resisted the impulse to slap him with the upper and said against my will," Handsome! Handsome! "If you visit a friend's house, the friend proudly asks you," Am I handsome? "It is estimated that you will be messy in the wind.

Even if you are handsome, you can't show off everywhere, can you? A handsome man like Wei Jie in Wei and Jin Dynasties is a handsome man! As soon as he goes to the street, men, women and children will scramble to see it, and then the traffic will be paralyzed. Later, this handsome Wei was finally surrounded by people in the street because he was so handsome. Therefore, being handsome is not suitable for showing off!

Say inferiority. Zou Ji, who knows clearly in his heart that Xu is a famous handsome boy, is not as handsome as others at all, but he still asks others over and over again: "Who is more handsome, Xu or me?" Then I heard someone say, "You are more handsome than him!" I am very happy. But I don't even believe myself when I'm happy. But I guess he keeps asking people this way just to hear the sentence "You are more handsome than him!" " ".This is already a kind of abnormal psychology-constantly comforting yourself with flattering words from others, which is a manifestation of complete inferiority.

Another day passed, Brother Xu Dashuai came to your door (it is estimated that handsome Xu heard the wind and wanted to punch Zou Ji in the face). Although Zou Ji knew that he didn't have Xu Shuai Shuai, he didn't want to admit it. So I stared at Xu Shuai's appearance and sighed in my heart: "I am not as handsome as him!" "I looked at my face in the mirror and compared it with Xu Shuai's face. Finally, I have to admit that there is a huge gap-I am really not as handsome as him! At this point, even if you are thick-skinned, you are embarrassed to continue to be shameless.

But we underestimated Zou Ji's shameless and cheeky. Because of this, he has a knot in his heart and can't sleep at night, so he comes up with a lot of excuses to comfort himself-my wife says I am handsome because she loves me; Yu Ji said I was handsome because I was afraid of me; The guest said I was handsome and wanted something from me. You see, the fig leaf in my heart was mercilessly torn by reality, so I found a new excuse that looked grandiose to comfort myself. How shameless.

But if you just forget it, Zou Ji is not Zou Ji. He even linked this matter with the future of the country and went to the palace to find it. He said righteously, "I know I don't have a handsome surname Xu. But my wife loves me, my concubines are afraid of me, and my guests want something from me. They say I'm better than Xu Shuai. At present, Fiona Fang in Qi is more than 1000 miles, with 120 cities. There are no concubines and eunuchs in the palace who don't spoil you. No official in the imperial court is afraid of you; There is no one in this country who doesn't want anything from you. It seems that you have been seriously deceived! " It is estimated that when Zou Ji said this, he was extremely sighed: "I am so smart! Yes, that's it! "

Qi Weiwang was so soft that he listened to him. So he ordered: "all officials and people who can point out my shortcomings face to face will be generously rewarded;" Those who can write and point out my shortcomings will get a medium reward, and those who can tell my shortcomings in public and spread them to my ears will get a lower reward. "So I ordered officials to come to protest and make the palace look like a vegetable market. After a few months, people often come to protest. A year later, although someone will come to remonstrate, there is nothing to say. You have to ask, is this effective? From the history books, the effect is there. Yan, Zhao, South Korea and Wei all came to worship the King of Qi. This is a soldier who lives in the imperial court and defeats others without fighting.

But history is always history. I don't think that the leaders of one country let domestic officials and people tell their mistakes, and other countries will surrender. This is simply a fantasy. Unless the leaders of other countries are idiots. Imagine, if this is the case, China holds NPC congresses every year, and the government fully listens to people's opinions and suggestions. Are many countries submissive to our country? If this works, then the United States will not have to think about how to improve its military strength every day, and just let all Americans go to the White House to scold Obama.

Therefore, although the author of the book Warring States Policy, which bears this historical event, cannot be verified, there is a great possibility that the original author of Zou Ji satirizes the King of Qi must be Qi people. It is estimated that the situation at that time was that Yan, Zhao, Han and Wei all sent messengers to visit and communicate with Qi (or these countries just sent messengers at this time), so the author wrote that these countries all came to worship the King of Qi. In fact, the author's move is understandable. Just look at the Koreans.

From this incident, we can see Zou Ji's narcissism, inferiority and shameless. From the following historical events, we will see Zou Ji's narrow-mindedness and cruelty.

Tian Ji is well known. He was a famous soldier in the Qi Dynasty, and the stories of "Horse Racing in Tian Ji" and "Taking Wei to Save Zhao" are well known to us. It is such a famous soldier that Zou Ji was ruined and exiled.

? "Cheng Hou Zou Ji for qi phase, Tian Ji for will, don't say. Gong said to Zou Ji, "Why didn't Wang attack Wei? Winning is your plan, you can take the initiative; If you can't win the battle, if Tian Ji doesn't advance, you can't die. " Zou Ji said that the king made Tian Ji attack Wei again. Tian Ji won three out of three wars, and Zou Ji sued Sun, making people go to town with ten gold. He said, "I, a man from Tian Ji, won the world by winning three out of three wars. If I want to do something big, will I be lucky? "The fortune teller came out, because he was arrested as a fortune teller, so he also checked his words in Wang Qian." Tian Ji went on.

Zou Ji is the prime minister of Qi, and Tian Ji is the general of Qi. Two people have bad feelings and neither likes the other. You said it was the same as the official, so forget it if you don't like it. The big deal is not talking to each other. But Zou Ji is not like this. He was preoccupied with secretly giving Tian Ji a stumbling block. As the saying goes, "When you are sleepy, someone will pass a pillow." As expected, there is a janitor named Gong under his door, who is a guy who has lost something. The man suggested, "Why don't you instigate the King of Qi to conquer Wei? If you win, that's your idea, and you can make a great contribution; If he loses, even if Tian Ji does not die on the battlefield, he will return to China and be executed for defeat. " Look, this idea is insidious! Zou Ji was very happy after hearing this, so he persuaded Qi Weiwang to send Tian Ji to conquer Wei. Tian Ji fought three wars and won them all. Although Zou Ji got the credit, he was very upset when he saw Tian Ji safe and sound, so he went to the palace again. Gong Sunlu came up with another deadly trick-sending someone to force him in the street with ten catties of gold, and found a fortune teller to say, "I am a servant of the Tian Ji family. Now my general has won three out of three wars and is famous all over the world. Now my general is plotting great things. Please count them and see if they are good or bad. " As soon as the man left after calculating the divination, the palace sent someone to catch the fortune teller and confirmed these words in front of him. Qi Weiwang heard it, great! Tian Ji, how dare you rebel? Watch me destroy your nine families and dig your ancestral graves! Probably Tian Ji heard the wind, and the situation was urgent, so he had to flee to Chu with his family.

From this incident, we can see that Zou Ji is narrow-minded and sinister. Just because I don't like Tian Ji, I used such a poisonous trick to harm him. It's okay to hurt him, but did you hurt him like this? Coupled with the Qi-Wei war, countless Li people will be displaced, and under the influence of the war, lives will be ruined. Countless newly married women and white-haired old women are leaning on the door looking forward to the return of their loved ones, and those who don't know what they are expecting are already the bones of the river! Zou Ji gambled on the future of two countries and the lives of countless people to vent his hatred. This move is really shameless!

Can Zou Ji be more smelly and shameless? Yes, I can. Tian Ji has been exiled in a foreign country, but Zou Ji is still not at ease, afraid that Zou Ji will make a comeback, so he began to calculate.

"Tian Wu extremely neat and tidy, Zou Ji replaced Qi, worried that Tian Ji wanted to follow Chu Quan back to Qi. Doukhi said, "Please leave Chu. "The king of Chu said," Zou Ji is so hateful to Chu because he is afraid that Tian Ji will restore Chu power to Qi. Why don't you seal Tian Ji in the south of the Yangtze River to show that Tian Ji won't go back to Qi and Zou Ji will do things with Qi Hou? Tian Ji, dead also, and seal hou, will be king; Harmony means harmony. This is also the way to avoid it. "Chu is sealed in Jiangnan."

Tian Ji fled the State of Qi and came to Chu. Zou Ji was afraid that Tian Ji would return to Qi with the strength of Chu. A man named Doukhi gave an idea and said, "I can help you keep Tian Ji in Chu and never come back." Zou Ji was very happy and said, Then do it quickly!

When Doukhi came to the State of Chu, he said to the King of Chu, "Zou Ji is not friendly to the State of Chu, because he is afraid that Tian Ji will rely on the strength of the State of Chu to return to the State of Qi. It is better to seal a piece of land in the south of the Yangtze River to Tian Ji to show that Tian Ji will not return to Qi, Zou Ji will be grateful, and then give Chu a lot of benefits. Tian Ji is a fugitive. He is satisfied when he is full, but he will certainly appreciate your fief. If he can return to Qi in the future, he will repay you wholeheartedly. You just ... Do as I say, don't these idiots with' bogey' in their names make you round and smooth? "

The king of Chu was very happy to hear these words, so he sealed a piece of land in the south of the Yangtze River for Tian Ji.

Look, the king of Chu was fooled by success, and Zou Ji got his wish, so he can rest easy.

Zou Ji killed Tian Ji for personal enmity, not counting, but using his power to calculate again. You are just the prime minister of a country! It is shameless to exchange chips with national interests for personal grievances!

A narcissistic, self-abased, narrow-minded and vengeful villain!

Zou Ji is not a good person!