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How did a drowned rat get here?
Once upon a time, there was a rich man named Luo on Hengkou Street, nicknamed "a drowned rat". Generally, people who don't know the ins and outs say that this nickname slipped out of his name, but it's not. \ x0d \ x0d \ On one occasion, Luo called a long-term worker and said, "Pick up your luggage and come with me to the countryside to collect the rent!" \ x0d \ x0d \ The long-term worker saw a lot of luggage: clothes, bedding, hats, umbrellas, cigarette lamps, pipes and tea snacks. There are dozens of pieces, weighing 100 Jin, and the long-term workers are extremely angry. \ x0d \ x0d \ Suddenly, I heard the rich man's wife say to me again, "My master is going to collect the rent. You can pick all the luggage, but you are not allowed to take one; No matter where you go, let the master go ahead; No matter who greets the host, you can't say too much. In short, when we are away from home, rich people must appear rich at home and can't make others laugh! If you don't take good care of your master on the road and violate my rules, I'll skin you when I come back! " \ x0d \ x0d \ The long-term worker was so angry that he didn't say anything. He picked up his luggage and set off with the rich man. \ x0d \ x0d \ along the way, the rich man drank tea and ate snacks for a while, and the long-term workers were not allowed to taste them. \ x0d \ x0d \ Who knows, it suddenly rained heavily on the way, so the rich man quickly called the long-term worker: "Hurry up! Give me the umbrella! " \ x0d \ x0d \ The long-term worker said, "That won't do. When I left, my wife told me that I couldn't let the host take my luggage! " \ x0d \ x0d \ "Give it to me! Don't let me get wet? "\ x0d \ x0d \" No! My wife found out and tried to skin me! "\ x0d \ x0d \ what do you say to be a rich man? Long-term workers are always rejected. A rich man is soaked to the skin and shivering like chaff. \ x0d \ x0d \ The rich man told the long-term worker to go quickly and find a place to hide from the rain in front, but a vicious dog jumped out and pounced on him. While hiding, the rich let the long-term workers answer. Long-term workers don't care. The rich man shouted angrily, "Are you deaf or something? Poor bastard, master, I told you to answer the dog. Why the fuck don't you move? " \ x0d \ x0d \ The long-term worker said, "Hey, sir, you can't blame me! My wife told me when she left. No matter who greets you, I'm not allowed to talk. " Hearing this, the rich man couldn't help crying and laughing, and there was nothing he could do to get a long-term job. \ x0d \ x0d \ returned in a hurry after renting and came to a small river. The river overflows and the water is tight. The rich man quickly said to the long-term worker, "Hey! Go down and explore first and see if you can get there! " \ x0d \ x0d \ The long-term worker refused: "Sir, please go first, I dare not go." \ x0d \ x0d \ The rich man lost his temper and said, "I dare not. Did my wife explain it again? " \ x0d \ x0d \ long-term workers said unhurriedly, "Yes! How did you forget? My wife told me: No matter where I go, I must let my master go ahead. " \ x0d \ x0d \ The rich man was so angry that he scolded his wife and tried to coax the long-term workers to continue working. The long-term worker always said, "No, no!" I'm afraid it's against my wife's rules! "\ x0d \ x0d \ Seeing that it was getting dark, the rich man was too anxious to go home, so he took off his shoes and went into the water himself. Who knows that although he is fat and fat, he is a cotton man-he floats at the sight of water and screams in panic: "Help! Help! "\ x0d \ x0d \ long-term workers saw that the rich man had drifted far away, so they went into the water to drag the rich man's braid and carried him ashore. The rich man was soaked to the skin, so he sent the long-term worker home to tell the news and asked his family to pick him up with a small soldier. \ x0d \ x0d \ The rich woman came back and asked, "Is the master back? "\x0d\\x0d\ the long-term worker said," I'm back, waiting to pick me up by the river. "\x0d\\x0d\" Master, did you make a fortune all the way? "\ x0d \ x0d \" is very rich! "\ x0d \ x0d \ After a while, the rich man came back in his chair. The rich woman hurried to open the door. When she saw the rich man like that, she was startled and cried, "Hey, what's the matter with you? They have all become' soaking chickens'! " \ x0d \ x0d \ The rich man said, "Lost! "\ x0d \ x0d \" Why do you blame me? "\ x0d \ x0d \ The rich man explained his journey and finally said, \ Don't teach that honest pimple that kind of thing again, and don't let him follow me again! \ \ x0d \ x0d \ Luo's nickname-"a drowned rat" spread like this. Later, "a drowned rat" became a common saying.
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