Send to group owners

1, I can't forget going barefoot to the river to touch fish and shrimp when I was a child; I can't forget to hang my nose and play with sand; The most unforgettable thing is that in the evening sunset, I played the flute … riding the group owner to send him home leisurely!

2, the owner is not the wind, I am not the sand, and I can't reach the ends of the earth; The owner of the group is not a cigarette, I am not a match, and there is no spark when it is rubbed; The owner of the group is not time, and I am not time, and I can't reach the horizon anymore.

I am afraid of losing my master, so I hold him in my arms. I want my master to stay with me forever. As soon as my master left, I felt extremely distressed. I have such deep feelings for my master that I think he will understand me, money!

4. How can I put my master's left hand completely in my right trouser pocket and my master's right hand completely in my left trouser pocket? Answer: Just wear your pants inside out.

A while ago, the group owner asked me for money, and I lent it to the group owner very readily. The owner also promised to pay me back in a few days, and it has been several months now. Why don't the owners pay back the money? I ... I sent it to the wrong person, I'm sorry!

6. A man and his wife went to the temple to play, but the wife couldn't walk halfway and let the man carry her. When an old woman saw this, she said seriously, "It's useless to see that group owners are also educated people. If his wife is ill, she should go to the hospital earlier. " .

7. In spring, I think all the flowers are in full bloom, in summer, the sunshine is warm, in autumn, the fruit is ripe, and in winter, the snow is blowing in the wind. After the text message was sent, I thought, buddy, it's time to pay back the money!

8. There are two people who know the rules of football better than anyone else. A said, I have watched many football games! There is nothing I don't know about football! Really? A said: of course! B said: How many holes are there in the football net?

9. If the owner is willing, I will look at the owner affectionately until the owner surrenders; If the owner is willing, I will tell him affectionately until he becomes a sheep; If the host dares, I will come all the way to support him. Does the owner dare to admit that he is a donkey?

10, tell a story to the group. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when others ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Has the owner heard this story?

1 1, this message lets the host know: first, we have the deepest feelings! Second, let the owner know that I haven't forgotten the owner! Third, what I care about most is the group owner! Fourth, eat more and sleep more, fatten up, and try to sell them before the year, and sell them at a good price!

12, I wish the group owner to be a happy shop assistant: if you have nothing to do, watch a duet, two happy plum blossoms, listen to a nice duet, get double salary, don't have to work at both ends, go out and take two steps, everyone says the group owner is stupid!

13, the boss said to the dismissed workers, "I heard that those people mainly went to the cemetery to spit on my grave after I died?" The worker said, "Don't worry, I changed my mind. I have no patience to wait in line. "

14, don't put the handsome face of the group owner so close, be careful that my appearance will affect the appetite of the group owner; The food is very good, I hope that the group owners will not be so civilized when eating; My biggest wish is that the owners can have a good price when weighing at the end of the year.

15, tea, drink strong enough to smell particularly good; Road, you must come through thick and thin; People should have deep feelings and love until the next life; Pig's feet, fresh! Hey! This one with a mobile phone is not bad

16, the group owner is like "a lot of fish" in my mind. My master knows that I like to eat a lot of fish best. (next88) Not only delicious, but also because of the host-really "redundant"! Ha, I'm kidding. I miss the group owner. Call me back!

17, in high school, there was a man's sissy in the class, and once someone laughed at him during self-study. He couldn't help getting angry. As soon as he struck the table, he stood up and shouted, "The group owners call me a sissy, so be careful that I turn against the group owners!"

18, reward order: grab a smile, grab a prize group owner and have a happy life, grab ten prize group owners and have a happy life, and grab a hundred prize group owners forever. The more you catch, the more rewards you get. Hurry up and laugh first!

19, it's summer and there are many mosquitoes. What if the mosquito that bit the owner is caught alive? It is suggested that the owner take good care of him, bring up an adult, educate him, find a good partner, have a fat doll, and finally take responsibility for himself. Who told him that he was bleeding from his master?

20. Money is a double-edged sword. You can buy a house but not a home. You can buy marriage but you can't buy love; You can buy a clock, but you can't buy time. Now, give me all the money of the owner and let me suffer alone!

2 1. It is said that cats sleep ten hours a day, play by themselves for four hours, stay in a daze for four hours, be teased for four hours, eat and drink for one hour, and read text messages for the last hour. Don't believe it? The owner looked at the cat and read the message.

22. Nice to meet the group owner. Nice to meet the owner. Loving group owners is what I will always do. Taking the owner of the group to heart is what I have been doing. However, cheating group owners is only what happens.

23. Xiaohong: When I grow up, I want to be a doctor and solve problems for my compatriots! Xiaoming: When I grow up, I want to be a judge, punishing evil and promoting good for my compatriots. The teacher asked Bao Xiao: Where is the group owner? Bao Xiao thought for a moment and said, I want to be a compatriot!

24. If the host's phone rings and doesn't answer, it means I'm thinking about the host! Two sounds, which means I like group owners! Three sounds, which means I love the group owner! When the seventh sound rings ... I really need to find the owner, don't answer the phone!

25. I always miss group owners very much these days. During the day, the figure of the group owner occupied my mind; At night, the group owner appeared in my dream. I think I should find the owner. I really miss my master … roast duck!

26. The date between the mother earthworm and the centipede was discovered by the male earthworm, who was heartbroken: Why? Am I not good enough for the group owner? The female earthworm retorted: What a shame! You haven't hugged me for a long time!

27. How noble it is for a group owner to work from morning till night just to bring us sweetness! I want to thank the host, if there is no host's hard work, how can our sweetness come? Thank you master, bees!

28. It is said that the owner of the group is very poor and only has money left. I sympathize with the pain of the owner. I am rich, except money. I am willing to do anything to help the group owner and exchange my wealth for the poverty of the group owner. Give me all the money of the owner and let me suffer for the owner. Amen!

29. When I first met the group owner, I felt that the master's uncanny workmanship was rare in the sky and unparalleled on the ground. I was stunned by nature, and no one else believed me. Later, I believed it-one day when I was watching the group owner, a voice came from the sky: "Hua Gai, the meal is ready, Miss Da, come back!"

30. When you meet a group owner, it may be God's arrangement, and everything is so natural. The crowd came up from the crowd and looked at me up and down with deep eyes until my face flushed. The group owner said faintly: No fortune telling.

3 1, itchy ears? That means I'm thinking about the group owner! Itchy eyes? It means I want to see my master! Itchy mouth? That means I want to kiss my master! Itching? That means ... stop joking. You have lice. Take a bath!

32. The most romantic thing I think of is saying to the group owner in the early morning: The group owner is very beautiful! That's great. Great! I think this will make the owners happy all day. But I can't do this often, because it's not good to lie often.

33. If my master loves me, treat me well. If the master has never loved me, make it clear, I can understand. If the group owner has to ask me if I love the group owner, then I can tell the group owner, in fact … I have never loved the group owner either!

34. "I can't put it down" means I like it too much to put it down, so the group mainly says "I can't put it down" loudly to the person the group owner likes. Try to shout a few more times, it will work.

35. If the owner receives this message, which proves that the owner's mobile phone has been infected with virus, please take out the mobile phone card immediately and scrub it with gasoline.

36. Wood makes furniture, scholars understand poetry, people want money, talents practice, women want figure, geniuses send messages, and idiots read text messages!

37. I want to invite the group owner to dinner, but I have no money. I want to invite the group owner to dance. Unfortunately, I am short and miserable. I want to take a walk with the group owner, but I have no choice but to close the road. Fortunately, I still have a mobile phone to send a text message to greet the group owner: When will you invite me to dinner?

38. My heart is so tired. Is the master's leg tired? Woman: What happened to Guan? Man: recently, I feel that the owner of the group is always walking around in my heart ... female: the owner's heart hasn't hurt yet. I'm going back to wear high heels!

39. I heard that the group owner didn't have the SMS function, so I sent this SMS experiment. If the group owner receives and confirms that there is a short message function and it is not my short message, please reply to me; I do! It belongs to the owner!

40, dung beetles mosquitoes fall in love, Lang: What is the occupation of the group owner? Mosquito: Nurse, injection, where is the master? Dung beetles said with a smile, Fate, my colleague, I am a pill maker in the Bureau of Traditional Chinese Medicine.

4 1, greeting messages are warm and true, blessing messages are gorgeous and straightforward, entertainment messages are humorous and cheerful, and funny messages are easy to learn. Why are prank messages sent to group owners? Because the group owner can't learn worse!

42. Send an email to the group owner for fear that the group owner will pretend not to see it; Call the group leader and don't know what to say; I had to send a text message to tell the owner: Is the owner boy awesome now? How long has it been since you saluted me?

43. Since I met the group owner, the group owner should be very clear about his position in my heart. Except for the group owner, others are just a pile of shit in my eyes, but the group owner is different, because the group owner ... is just two piles.

44. "You can't have your cake and eat it". In addition to the owner, I saw the owner sitting high in the hotel lobby, holding "bear's paw" in his left hand, "fish" in his right hand and "Erguotou" in his mouth. My God, the group owner is the legendary "Erlang God".

45. In an opaque night, a stout man brutally killed and dismembered the group owner! The police arrested him the next day, but the damn guy was accused of killing pigs without permission.

46. It is said that the owner of the group spent tens of thousands of dollars to buy a pottery jar of the Western Zhou Dynasty, and excitedly ran to an expert for appraisal. As a result, the expert seriously said to the group owner, "Which Western Zhou Dynasty did this belong to?" It was clearly last week! "

47. Hold my master in my hand, burn incense silently, and pray for the most beautiful and fragrant flowers. When 999 flowers are saved and given to the most beautiful master ... then I quickly ran away: I don't believe I can't let my master be stung by bees!

48. The five internal organs belong to five elements, the liver belongs to wood, the heart belongs to fire, the lung belongs to gold, the kidney belongs to water, and the spleen belongs to soil. I calculated it for the owner. It turns out that the owner is short of fire and gold. No wonder he didn't invite me to dinner for such a long time. It turns out that the master is heartless! Ha ha!

49. The red rabbit horse became Guan Yu's mount because it traveled thousands of miles every day. Bai became the mount of Tang Priest under the inspiration of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Although the group owner is not so powerful, it is still very good to be a mount for the two generations.

50. Cowherd and Weaver Girl match, Yingying Zhang Sheng's West Chamber; Liang Zhu become a butterfly makes people drunk, and Bao Daikong makes love tears; Ruth Jack is heartbroken, and Beckham is a spice girl's favorite. If you ask the group owner who is suitable, Xifeng is the best match for the group owner!

5 1, Seven Fairy Lake is taking a bath. Pig Bajie wants to peek, but he is afraid that the Monkey King will find out and pull his ear, so he pretends to peek at the Seven Fairy while reading the news. Master a look, master a look, he is pretending!

52. The teacher asked me what handsome was, and I knew it as soon as I looked in the mirror. The teacher asked me what ugliness was, and I was puzzled. I didn't know that ugliness can be so specific until I met the group owner. I'm kidding. Don't be angry.

53. I heard that the owner made a fortune and paid off all his foreign debts. It's time to pay back half the rubber I borrowed from my primary school. Plus the interest for so many years, the owner should pay me back a tire.

54. Don't wronged yourself for others and change yourself. The master is the only master, a precious master and a proud master. Be sure to love yourself and eat more good things, because if the owner loses weight, Avanti will feel distressed!

55. The owner of the group is lying quietly in bed, emitting attractive fragrance, tender skin and attractive feeling, which makes my heart beat faster. I excitedly walked to the front of the owner, prone on the owner, affectionately said to the owner, I like the owner … my sheets!