Poetry that satirizes society is modern.

A poem satirizing society 1. Classic sentences that satirize society.

1. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them! 2. Dreaming about dream of eating spaghetti, I woke up in the morning and found my shoelaces gone! Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly and his face is full of tears. If you don't go, I'll go.

I don't want to eat porridge every day. I went to the vegetable market yesterday. I think I'll continue to eat porridge. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

7. Stay green and there is no firewood. 8. Pure, fictional, chaotic and beautiful.

9. Happiness is scratching when it itches. Unfortunately, this means it's itchy, but it can't be scratched. More unfortunately, the soul and body have not felt that itch for a long time. 10. Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich.

1 1. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made my heart ache and my bones and muscles tired. 12. Who held my hand and made me crazy for half my life; Who, kiss my eyes, cover my half-life displacement.

13. The crowd searched for her for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, that person still dismissed me. 14. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better.

15. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters. 16. Are you a dung ball that has been rolled by a small retarded dog, a cockroach that has been crushed, and adopted by a mentally retarded master in Shaolin Temple, so-called pear blossoms crush Haitang? 17. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

18. Advertisement on the subway: Is it crowded? Buy a car! Advertisements in taxis: Are they blocked? Take the subway! 19. I received a mobile phone message: there is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone threw up. One day I went to vomit. One day you went and the monkey threw up. 20. Say that money is evil and everyone fishes; Say beauty is a disaster, everyone wants it; It is said that the height is too cold and everyone is climbing; Say that alcohol and tobacco hurt the body and don't quit; Say heaven is the best, don't go! 2 1. Strongly protest against the TV play during the advertising time! 22. Thank you, thank you uncle, thank you family, thank you ancestors for 18 generations.

Have you ever seen anyone thank you like this? ) 23. Although the famous flowers are taken, I will loosen the soil! 24. Excuse me! I'm already dead! But thank you for coming to see me! See you tonight 12! 25. I drown my sorrows in wine, but I learned to swim in this damn pain. 26. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

27. Do you want to get rich? Do you want to get lucky? Do you want to be an official? Do you want to become famous overnight? Do you want to be young forever? -Stop dreaming and study hard! The fool stole the beggar's wallet and was seen by the blind. The dumb shouted, which startled the deaf. Camels come forward and lame people fly. The wanted man wants to take him to the public security bureau. Asako said, look at my face. 29. Loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people. 30. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

3 1. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary. 32. Love is a road, and friends are trees. There is only one road in life, and there are many trees on one road. If you have money, you won't get lost; if you lack money, you will rely on trees; if you are happy, you won't forget your way; when you rest, you will water trees.

33. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again. 34. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? ! 35. I'm not a fortune teller on the overpass, so I can't say so many things you like to hear.

36. When life turned everything into black humor with malice, I went with the flow and turned myself into a hooligan with higher education. 37. My principle is: if people don't attack me, I won't attack; If someone attacks me, I will be angry! 38. I slowly discovered that talents are goblins! Some goblins eat people, but people eat everything. If you catch a leprechaun, maybe you can have a barbecue! 39. Time is too thin and fingers are too wide.

40. Actually, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

4 1. Geography teacher: What would our world be like if the earth stopped turning? Pupil B: Even if the earth doesn't turn, we will continue to turn around the Party Central Committee with President Hu as the center. 42. The little girl dreams of finding a white horse. When they opened their eyes, they found that the world was full of gray donkeys. After grief, they can only choose a strong donkey from the herd, and such a donkey is named: economically applicable person. 43. Once I looked up at the starry sky with my friends, and then we burst into tears. He was lovelorn and I sprained my neck.

44. I'm going to cry. I'm going to make trouble. I stayed up all night and hanged myself with a bottle of sleeping pills and a small rope in my hand. No matter how ugly, you have to fall in love. When the world is full of love.

45. Love is a luxury. It's like a fox coat in a Paris window, so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up.

Love is also a luxury, you can only look at it from a distance, don't fantasize, don't touch it, because it is indispensable to meet the right person at the right time and in the right place. 46. I am a passer-by who you turn around and forget. Why should I spend time with you on earth? 47. Although I am not very handsome, when I was a child, some people praised my left nostril as an idol.

48. Crowding buses is a comprehensive sport, including Sanda, yoga, judo and balance beam. 49. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits.

Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former. 50. I am also an infatuated seed, but it rained ... and I drowned.

5 1. It's not difficult to be single, but it's difficult to deal with people who try their best to make you end being single. I allow you to come into my world, but I will never allow you to walk around in my world.

53. After studying for more than ten years, I think kindergarten is better! 55. Money can buy a house, but it can't buy a home; Marriage, but not love; Clock, but can't buy time. Money is not everything, but it is the root of pain. Give me your money and let me suffer alone! 56. Boys are poor, or they don't know how to struggle: girls are rich, or they are coaxed away by a piece of cake.

When we were young, we often made faces in the mirror. In old age, mirrors are flat. 58. When I have a son named "Hao Shuai", others will say "Hao Shuai" when they see me.

2. What are the poems about satire?

1, "Nanxiangzi Deng Jingkou Gu Beiting is pregnant"

Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji

Where to see China? Full of scenery, Gu Bei Building. How many things have gone up and down through the ages? The Yangtze River stretches as far as the eye can see.

I was too young to stop fighting in the southeast. Who is the world hero? Cao Liu. Children should be like Sun Zhongmou.

2, "Yong Yu Le Jingkou Gubeiting Nostalgia"

Song Dynasty: Xin Qiji

It is difficult to find a hero like Sun Quan after the history of the country. Pavilions and pavilions, singing stage, wind and rain will always blow away romantic feelings. The setting sun shines on the grassland covered with grass and trees. People say that this was once the place where Emperor Wu of Song lived. Looking back, how powerful he was when he led the Northern Expedition and recovered lost ground!

However, Li Liu Yi Long, the son of Liu Wang Yilong, was a great success and made a swift northern expedition. Instead, he made the Northern Wei Emperor Wu Tuoba fly south and returned to the north bank of the Yangtze River, which was severely hit by his opponent. I have been back to the south for forty-three years, and I still remember the war scenes in Yangzhou. Looking back, there was a crow club drum under the beaver temple. Who will ask, how is Lian Po's appetite when he is old?

3. Cold food

Tang Dynasty: Han Yi

In late spring, Chang 'an city is full of songs and dances, and countless flowers fall. The east wind of the Cold Food Festival blows on the willow trees in the royal garden.

As night fell, the palace was busy lighting candles, and smoke drifted to the house of the prince and the marquis.

4. Name of Lin 'an Building

Song Dynasty: Lin Sheng

When will the singing and dancing in the West Lake stop?

Warm winds make tourists drunk and make Hangzhou a continent.

5. The Gift of Sending Flowers

Tang Dynasty: Du Fu

The city music under the overpass is soft and melodious, half of it goes with the river wind and the other half floats into the clouds.

This kind of music should only be in heaven, where can I hear it several times?

3. Sentences about irony

Sentences about irony

1, after all, this is not a society that bitches love. You'd better restrain yourself.

Please respect yourself.

Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

4, you think you are the sun, others have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

5. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone. You never speak ill of others behind their backs, nor do you frame them. You are the least dirty person in the world. You have a high moral character and will never hit anyone. You are honest, kind and beautiful. Forgive what I just said against my will.