What do you mean a couple can die for him without quarreling?

1. As I grow older, I gradually acquire a super power: every girl I like will soon have a boyfriend.

2, love is: when you don't quarrel, you think you can die for Ta, and when you quarrel, you think the person who should die should be Ta. After the quarrel, I thought, God, how can I live with Ta dead!

3. Nowadays, boys are really miserable: they are not sultry and are said to be straight; Sexy, isn't it? It is also called love rat.

It is very immature for young people to choose a spouse only by looking at the car, house and education savings. There are many important things that really affect their lives, such as eating coriander or not.

If your girlfriend wants to buy something, you should buy it for her. She will be angry if she doesn't buy it, but buy it to coax her!

6. For women, impulsive consumption means that the mind spends three months' salary to buy a bag; Rational consumption is bought with a boyfriend's salary after careful consideration.

7. Everyone likes to set an impossible position for himself. For example, a few years ago I positioned myself as an uncle, and now I position myself as a small fresh meat.

8. Marriage is: when a man does something wrong, a woman raises an objection, a man apologizes and things are solved;

When a woman makes a mistake, a man raises an objection, and the man apologizes for raising the objection, the matter is solved.

9. I took the bus with my girlfriend, and we talked and laughed all the way. As a result, a man next to an iron tower stepped on me.

I immediately said, "Brother, you accidentally stepped on my foot."

Eldest brother also frankly said, "What do you mean, careless? I did it on purpose. I was angry when I saw you go out to show your love. "

10, my girlfriend embroidered a pair of shoe pads for me, full of joy.

My girlfriend asked me sadly: Does it look good? I showed it to you myself!

I quickly agreed: it's convenient and comfortable to wear, but what the hell is that unified retail price?

1 1. Last time I passed the bath center, a woman in cool clothes shouted at me, "Brother, come in and get a massage!"

I ignored her. Her face turned black.

This time, the woman shouted at me again: "Brother, come in again for a massage!" " "

It is the word "in" out of nothing, which makes her successfully avenge herself with my wife's knife.

12, A: "What makes you like this ordinary-looking boy?"

B: "Well, we met and fell in love on the overpass. He reflected the moon in Erquan that day, and I was telling people fortune. We wear the same sunglasses. . . "

13. After brushing my teeth and getting ready for bed, my stomach suddenly hurts badly.

Busy changing clothes, simply putting on makeup and putting on a ponytail. I'm going to the hospital to get the painkillers from my bag. When I went to the door to change my shoes, it suddenly occurred to me that I already had a boyfriend, who should be weak. . .

So I washed my face, changed my pajamas and lay in bed with long hair, looking like I was going to die. I dialed my boyfriend's phone and blurted out: Come here, I'm full and my stomach is a little uncomfortable.