God replied in a circle of friends.

What would you do if I gave you10 million? Here you are.

What's wrong with being ugly? As long as I don't look in the mirror, it's not me who is disgusting.

You know, one day you will become someone you hate. God replied, thank you for your kind words. I hate rich people.

4. How can a girl wear a ponytail to look good? God replied: there are three steps to tie a ponytail. The first step is to look good, the second step is to look good, and the third step is to tie it casually.

5. What pants do you look young in? I really can't think of anything younger than wearing diapers!

6. A netizen wants to do pedicure at home. He posted a question: What should I put in the foot bath? God replied: of course, let go of your feet. Are you farting?

7. I asked Buddha Zu: Is there true love in this world? Buddha said: am I still a monk?

8. Why do good-looking girls have money to spend? Because there is an appointment for retouching on Girls' Day, time is money.

Q: How do you understand that you can do the right thing with the right people? A: Go to the vegetable market to buy food and follow my aunt. After the aunt reduced the price, you said, I want two Jin, too.

10. Who says boys and girls don't have pure friendship? As long as you are ugly, the whole world is your friend.

XI。 Why do you think it looks better to look in the mirror after taking a shower and washing your head? Because I'm crazy.

Take my advice. If you want to be happy, just be yourself and don't compare with others. Why? Because we really can't compete!

Thirteen. Why do experts recommend eating seven minutes full for dinner? Because the other three points will be used to eat supper.

14. Put a mirror in the toilet of the teaching building. Do you think you should tidy up your appearance? It is wrong to let you know that you have to read more books if you are ugly.

15. Go out shopping and find beautiful women and ugly men all over the street. Suddenly I feel very sad: Why don't I have a girlfriend? I am uglier than them.

Sixteen years old. What is real food? God replied, "Aunt, what are you cooking? Can I have a taste? " "I am cooking Chinese medicine." "Then I'll take a sip."

17. All women with thorns are roses? Not necessarily. I'd say it's still that face. It's just an ugly mace.

18. Men can't find a girlfriend, so they can only tell their fortune. Fortune teller: You are doomed to have no women in the first half of your life. The man's eyes lit up: What about the rest of his life? Fortune teller: You'll get used to it for the rest of your life.

Nineteen. M: I'll drive you. Woman: Forget it. Why not? Woman: I feel that every drop of sweat you leave is laughing at my weight.

20. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? If you like, why don't you stay with me and we'll think together.

Twenty one. Why do you want to idolize? Because Kuafu, who chased the sun, died, and Chang 'e, who chased the moon, was imprisoned in Guanghan Palace, so I had to worship idols for safety.

22. You are so beautiful. Thank your parents first. If they didn't give you a pair of skillful hands, could you make yourself so beautiful?

Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess!

Twenty-four Chatting in the high school group, a gay man said, "I often pick up girls when I was studying, for fear that girls would think I was ugly." Now I have figured it out, ugliness is ugliness, and I don't rely on my face to eat. " We: "What do you eat now?" Boy: "Depend on my dad."