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1. As long as the courier is still on the way, I think there is still a little hope in this life.

2. People who love to laugh are not too unlucky. To tell the truth, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.

Every time you scold others, have you considered their feelings? Anyway, I do. I try not to use dialect, for fear that the other party will not understand.

4. Without a new boyfriend after breaking up, it feels like widowhood to my predecessor.

It is raining in the city where you live. I wonder if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it will rain harder.

6. Many poor people will discuss which is more important, money or love. Actually, it's none of your business, okay?

Seven. I have three incorrect views, all of which are biased towards you.

8. "What is the experience of being ugly but in good shape?" "Looking back at the country, worrying about the country and the people."

9. Don't mess around if you don't look good: some people pay a lot of money to iron delicate princess rolls, and they don't look like princesses, but like Newton.

10. Girls are actually very easy to coax. You don't have a star, it's ok to cheat two diamond rings.

Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.

No matter what the fortune teller says you lack in the five elements, in fact, at a certain age, you will find that what you lack most is money! Don't talk about Jin Kemu Muketu, Tuke water, water, fire and gold. As long as you are poor, you can have everything.

Thirteen. I can't help playing a game before going to bed. I can't sleep if I lose. If I win, I'm too excited to sleep. Forget it, try again.

14. I called the police as soon as my wife disappeared. The policeman said to me, calm down first. You can't take notes if you keep laughing like that.

Fifteen. A friend sent a QQ saying, "For your own Audi, your wife's Dior and your son's Oreo, you must study hard." A divine reply appeared below: "For your Alto, for your wife's mystery, for your son's olympiad, Altman, study hard!"

15. There are two ways for people with obsessive-compulsive disorder to listen to songs: one is to vomit in a single cycle, and the other is to play them randomly but keep cutting songs. Which one are you?

17. Women in the new era. Get the hall, climb the fence, hit the mistress, hit the hooligan, but you can't get out of the kitchen!

I just saw the photos of my former classmates in the space, which made me deeply feel that an ugly duckling can also become an ugly old duck.

Nineteen. I don't know what dependence is until I drop my belt.

20. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have spent the school money on plastic surgery.

I was afraid of the dark since I was a child, and I didn't study well when I was a child because I didn't dare to look at the blackboard.

22. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and most likely, I am hungry!

23. Honey, you must believe me. I feel dizzy even by boat, not to mention having two feet on both sides.