Tell a joke, I'll give you something I haven't heard.

A gangster was wandering in the street and saw a fortune teller. He went up and shouted, "Old man, you calculate for me how long I can live!" " "The fortune teller laughed," young man, your life is good. The gangster was overjoyed and asked, "By the way, how long can you live?" "The fortune teller said," you can live to death! "

The floating spring has a crush on a goddess. One day he went to the public toilet to wash his hands and saw her washing her hands, too. So she is going to say a few words. Passing behind her, she turned her head and smiled at him. I'm in a hurry and don't know what to say. I blurted out, "Did you pee on your hand, too?"