Li Ao tells the math fortune-telling video _ Li Ao tells the math fortune-telling video the first episode.

Li Ao, a scholar in black, white trousers and red tie, walked into the lecture hall of Peking University with applause. In addition to the 800 teachers, students and media reporters in the hall, there are hundreds of students without "admission tickets" holding banners "Welcome back, Aoge" outside the conference room and sticking them downstairs. In order to live up to the students, Li Ao also tried his best to give a speech, and regarded his speech skills as an "ace in the hole".

Kanjiabao 1: There are so many allusions.

Li Ao's reading is very miscellaneous. Yesterday's speech showed us what it means to learn from other people's information. As soon as he took office, he quoted the example of "Grant" and said to himself, "Are you nervous about your speech? Nervous. Grant, the American general who won the Civil War, commanded thousands of troops to win the battle. President Lincoln invited him to the stage and gave him a medal to say a few words. Why? Afraid of this thing. " ..... After that, the speech officially began. Whatever Confucius said, Wang Guowei said, he opened his mouth and came. The reporter noticed that he used a total of 10 historical short stories and 8 famous sayings in the whole speech.

Watchman 2: Point on the Stage

Li Ao has the experience of doing TV programs, so he is good at mobilizing the scene and even "joking" the characters in the audience at any time. When he mentioned the difficulty of the speech, he joked with Liu Changle, CEO of Phoenix TV, who was sitting next to him, calling him "my boss". He said that he would blame Liu Changle for coming to Beijing this time. He said: "I have talked about it more than 400 times on Phoenix TV, and you are quite familiar with me. I want to make today's speech a success. This is very difficult. This difficulty is caused by the boss of Liu Changle. " When he taught Peking University students not to just consider going abroad to study for a doctorate, he taunted his daughter Wen Li and said, "Don't think that getting a doctorate in the United States is over. You can see that Wen Li is a typical example. "

Keeper 3: Keep your word.

Wen Li said that his father was an "active old man". In his speech, Li Ao was indeed a "gentleman who talks but doesn't do it". He said: "The Pope said that you can't use scripts when you speak. Why can't you use a manuscript to show that you can't remember clearly? If you can't remember yourself, how can you make the audience remember? Your speech will fail, so you see, I have no manuscript and no cheat sheet. " After that, he opened his suit, showed his shirt to the students around him, and smiled under the stage.

Kanjiabao IV: Interrupting jokes

There was a dull time during the speech. Li Ao also noticed, so he quickly "interrupted" the joke. First of all, he laughed at himself and "begged for applause" and said, "There is a little fat Domingo among the three tenors in the world. He started in this position (with his hands open like Domingo). Please applaud. Why didn't you clap just now? Because I spoke so vividly, you all forgot to applaud. " The audience smiled and expressed their understanding, and then gave warm applause. Li Ao later pursued: "When I gave a speech, I was most afraid of four situations: the first was that no one would listen; The second is that people who are afraid to listen go to pee halfway; The third is that people who go to pee don't come back; The fourth is that I am afraid that I will not applaud after I come back. " The audience laughed again.

Kanjiabao 5: "Give evidence in court"

There was a desk next to the podium yesterday, on which was the "evidence" needed for Li Ao's speech. Li Ao said that he had written 65,438+000 books in Taiwan Province Province in the past, 96 of which were "banned books". After that, he took out a list of "forbidden books" about 3 meters long and dragged it to the ground. Li Ao took the form and said with a funny face, Look, this watch has exceeded my height, so it can be said to be a masterpiece. The audience laughed. It seems that Li Ao still doesn't feel enough. Later, he took out a book by Li Ao, the cover of which was Girl at Three o'clock, and said, "At that time, my books could only be sold at street stalls with pornographic books and periodicals, so my books looked cool. My readers are not my readers at all. He buys pornographic books and periodicals. If he buys it wrong, he will become my reader. "

Kanjiabao VI: "Returning carbine"

After the speech, Peking University presented gifts to Li Ao, including: a commemorative card for Li Ao's speech, photos of Li Ao's father in graduation photo, Li Ao's two sisters and brother-in-law when they were studying at Peking University, and the first book in a set of excellent books on Confucianism and Tibet just published by Peking University Press. Li Ao didn't want to give up this last opportunity for ridicule. While giving his father's Peking University diploma as a gift to students, he joked that since Peking University has given it to students, it must be a collection. He wants to give this unrepeatable gift to the "School History Museum" of Peking University: "You can buy all the gifts you gave me, but I can't buy this one."