Funny jokes about fortune telling _ Talk about funny fortune telling.

In the busy work, I brought you some interesting jokes.

Duanzi 1

The young man cried to the master: "master, I failed in the college entrance examination and failed to enter the university." My parents scolded me and my girlfriend left me. Please accept me and let me convert to Buddhism! " I saw the master take out a stack of college entrance examination materials, and the young man suddenly realized: "Didn't the master tell me not to give up the college entrance examination and fight again next year?" The master shook his head and said, "benefactor, we only recruit undergraduates or above, so you'd better go back to the undergraduate course first and then come for an interview!" " "

Duanzi 2

I bought an e-cigarette recently, and it feels good. I stuffed it into my jeans pocket when I went out to take the bus yesterday. Maybe the jeans are too tight on the switch. The whole carriage saw that my crotch was smoking all the time. I was still concentrating on my mobile phone and didn't notice it until a kind friend patted me. Dude, you look great.

Duanzi No.3

It is said that when a daughter finds a boyfriend, her parents will feel sad that the cabbage they have worked so hard to grow has been arched by a pig. But since my brother found a girlfriend, he didn't even come back to live at home. Every day his mother-in-law cooks good food for him, and he is full of happiness. Mother looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and said, "I wonder if the cabbage is arched." Anyway, the pig that has been raised for more than 20 years must have been lost. " . . "