Who knows the cross talk lines of Qi Zhibing-double reed-dreaming?

soldier

Harry, you don't know why for days.

When you doze off, your skull dies.

Sister Liu, um, it's my wives, ooh.

Yang Guifei, well, is also my wife and concubine, ho.

Wu Zetian, well, is also my wife and concubine, ho.

Ping Xia Qing, well, is also my wife, ho.

A sister Lin fell from the sky.

uneven

Are you dreaming or am I dreaming? What are you?

soldier

If you don't hear a word clearly, it's true to talk in your sleep.

uneven

Then you can't give me this dream.

soldier

I am also very happy to have a daughter-in-law

uneven

Dream of bringing a daughter-in-law, and have a good dream.

Do something else.

Be quiet.

What's the solution? What is the solution?

First day across the street.

Firecrackers are set off like crazy people.

Put several bundles in a row.

It's stupid to blow my head off.

Turn around and go to bed.

I heard the door screaming again.

Sweet wine or sweet wine?

There is another sentence about repairing leather shoes, which I can't translate.

I can't buy eggs. It's so fresh.

The chicken manure on that egg is sticky.

It's so fresh. I can't buy eggs

There are waste newspapers, bottles, turtles, shells, feet and fish boards.

I don't understand this sentence. I hate selling things.

I am in a hurry to go anywhere.

Well, that's not to say, my Lord.

Where can I give my passbook to Ge? Oh, my God.

uneven

What the hell are you doing here?

I'm too busy here.

soldier

Where do you live? Every place has its own wonderful things every day.

uneven

Can you leave me alone?

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

uneven

Let me have a good sleep.

soldier

Sleep to tell, sleep to tell.

Which one?

it is me

Well, which one is it?

I'm, uh, who's the boss

Oh, my God.

Yes, younger than me. Be my grandfather.

Oh, hehe, sorry, Kao went to the wrong door.

Walkout

Which one is it?

Send some.

Walkout

Send some.

Extracurricular. Extracurricular.

Send some. Well, I'm lucky to say hello.

You can't vent your anger empty-handed when you come in.

Dei dei dei put, uh, 20 cents. Go, go, go.

Sprinkle more. Yes, I'm afraid I'll send a snitch.

Yeah, worse than me.

uneven

You come out.

Okay, that's it.

soldier

Harry, I don't know how I spent these days.

When you are sleepy, your skull will be planted dead.

Sister Liu, you are my wife, huh?

Yang Guifei, you are my wife, too, huh?

Wu Zetian, you are my wife, too, huh?

Ping Xia Qing doesn't know if this is three words. You are my wife, too.

A sister Lin fell from the sky.

uneven

appear

Are you dreaming or am I dreaming? What do you do? What do you do?

soldier

I didn't understand a word.

When it is true, it is also a dream talk.

uneven

Then you can't give me this dream.

soldier

I also want you to be happy and marry a wife.

uneven

Dream of marrying a wife.

Sweet dreams. Don't be quiet

soldier

What's the matter? What's the matter?

First day across the street.

Firecrackers are set off like epilepsy.

How many bundles were put in a row?

Didn't blow my skull off. Stupid.

Turn around and go into the house to sleep.

Hear the door and call for the dead.

What kind of liqueur do you want?

There is another sentence about repairing leather shoes, which I can't translate.

I can't buy eggs. They are too fresh.

The chicken manure on that egg is not sticky.

I can't buy fresh eggs.

There are waste newspapers, bottles, turtles, shells, feet and fish boards.

I don't understand this sentence. I hate selling things.

My dad, you are really in a hurry.

What did you say, dad?

Where did you hide your passbook? What's wrong with you, Dad?

uneven

What the hell are you doing here?

I'm too busy here.

soldier

You, you, you live in this place and are so busy every day.

uneven

Can you leave me alone?

soldier

Okay, okay, okay, quiet.

uneven

Let me have a good sleep.

soldier

sleep

who

it is me

You all are.

I'm your father.

Oh, my dad.

You are younger than me. Be my father.

oh

Hmm. How interesting

I'm sorry

Knock on the wrong door

extinguish

Who is it again?

Send some.

extinguish

Send some.

extinguish

extinguish

Send some.

Be careful, I will be angry.

I can't come in and go out empty-handed.

This is 20 cents. Come on, come on, come on, come on

Pay more.

You think driving beggars away?

You are better than me.

uneven

You come out.

finished

That's it.

abstract

I am exhausted.

It took 1 several hours to get it done.

I made the above by myself.

Declare first

I'm not from Changsha, I'm from Luoyang, Henan.

I stayed in Changsha for two years and only learned a little Changsha dialect.

So there are several places that can't be translated.

be sorry

I hope it can be translated. Help me translate it.