Funny copywriting in a bad mood

1. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

My mother told me that you should not only look at other people's looks, but also look at your own.

When you think you are short, poor and ugly, don't lose heart, at least you have self-knowledge.

Life is like super Mary. Before you add mushrooms, a little turtle can kill you.

I am a simple person, I just want to marry a rich woman who is terminally ill and live a plain life.

6. Although I watch movies, chat and play games in Weibo all day, I sleep hard the rest of the time!

7. The fortune teller said that I was 27 years old and wore a yellow robe. Every day, there is food and transportation. That's accurate. I really became a takeaway brother.

8. Every time someone asks me what my ideal is, I say that my ideal is firm, that is, to be rich and super rich.

9. I don't have any outstanding advantages, but I have a special eye for girls. The girls I chased all married good people in the end without exception.

10. Those who dare not look at the bank account balance figures are adults, those who dare not look at the report card figures are students, and those who dare not look at both are college students.

1 1. There has been a lot of pressure recently. A man squatted outside and found a bug. I talked with it for a long time and vented my pressure on it. After hearing this, it kicked and worried to death.

12. If you don't give health a penny, the hospital will help you pull it out.

13. Girls should never go out alone at night. It is really dangerous. No one can't help but walk into a street full of barbecue desserts, which will grow several pounds.

14. If happiness is a cloud and pain is a star, then my life is really cloudless and starry in Wan Li.

15. It's a pity that those clothes were left in the closet and thrown away. You really can't look at them in dirt clothes. The more you look at them, the angrier you get!

16. You can't beat your wife when you quarrel? Teach you a trick: after each quarrel, secretly raise your wife's electronic weighing scale by one kilogram, and watch her become depressed. It's cool!

17. We let Xueba pass the final exam! When leaving the examination room, everyone asked Xueba: Is it too difficult to be the last one without a multiple-choice question? Xueba calmly replied: The first one can't write!

18. Don't come across the ocean to see me, just give me your half-year savings to Alipay.

19. Only half of my life is unlucky, and the other half is dealing with unlucky things.

20. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother not only didn't scold me, but also comforted me: "son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

2 1. I can stay up with you and advise you to go to bed early, but the best state is that we sleep together.

22. I ran a kilometer in the sports meeting. I drank many kinds of energy drinks and wore a brand-name sportswear. As a result, I sprained my ankle while warming up!

23. I didn't have much money when I was studying, but I got a discount on clothes. It's different after work, and I can't afford discounted clothes.

To sum up, my success in recent years can be divided into three categories: successful login, successful download and successful payment.