Super funny bedtime story 4

Bedtime stories can make people quiet and super funny, and then fall asleep with a happy mood. Here are four super funny bedtime stories I compiled for you. I hope they are useful to you!

Super funny bedtime story 1: it's hard not to faint.

One day, I saw a madman coming straight up to me and saying, I see fifty dollars on the ground. ? This conversation was heard by a deaf-mute who said, Crazy, don't talk nonsense! ? The passing mute quit:? I proved that he was not talking nonsense. ?

A blind fortune teller whispered to me: Really, I saw it, right in the corner. ? Looking around, sure enough, there are more than a dozen fifty-dollar bills lying quietly in the corner. Passing 18-wheeler, I ran as fast as I could, but was picked up by a lame man who rushed in. And I can only watch him leave. . . . . .

Super funny bedtime story 2: Three Turtles

One day, three turtles, turtle father, turtle mother and turtle son, decided to go for an outing. I took a Shandong pie and two cans of sea chicken to Yangmingshan. After ten years of hard work, I finally succeeded. Sit on the floor, unload your equipment and get ready for dinner.

Damn it! ! No can opener! Father turtle said, "turtle son ... go back and get it!" ! "mother turtle said," good son ... hurry up! Mom and Dad are waiting for you to come back and have dinner together ... Go back quickly. " The turtle son said, "Be sure to wait for me! Don't break your word! .. "turtle son set foot on the road home. ...

Time flies, 20 years have passed, and turtle son hasn't appeared yet ... turtle mother can't stand it: "wife ... do you want to eat first?" I was so hungry that I said ... Father Tortoise said, "No." ... is the promise a joke? I promised my son ... to wait for him for another five years, or I will leave him alone if I don't come! 』

Father Tortoise says it's been five years ... and I haven't seen any trace of his son! ! Parents decided to start! Take out the pie and be affectionate. Father Tortoise said, "Wife ... you eat first!" " Mother turtle said, "I'm sorry, son!" Mom is really hungry! 』

Take a big bite and the pie will hurt! It's too late to say now ... turtle son jumped out from behind the tree and said, "fuck!" " ! I knew you would steal! ! Trick me into getting a can opener? ! !

Super funny bedtime story 3: Do you have any iced coffee?

One winter, the rabbit came to the cafe. He asked the boss, do you have any iced coffee? The boss said, sir, there is no iced coffee in winter, but in summer.

The next day, the rabbit came again and asked the boss if he had any iced coffee. The boss said no.

On the third day, the rabbit came again and asked the boss if he had any iced coffee. The boss said he knew you were coming today, so he was ready. The rabbit said, please heat it up!

Bovine spongiform encephalopathy

One day, on the vast Australian grassland, two cows were discussing the European mad cow disease.

One cow said to another cow:? I heard that mad cow disease in Europe is terrible. I wonder if we have it here. ?

Another cow shouted:? You are crazy, we are kangaroos! ?

Super funny bedtime story 4: mice and bats

The cat ran after the mouse, and the mouse got into the hole in fear.

The cat stood at the mouth of the cave.

After a while, a bat flew over, and the cat chased after it and said, look, I know you with wings. ?

Two fools

One day, a lobster drove through a narrow alley and met a crab driving.

? You make way. ? Said the lobster.

? Why don't you let me! ? The crab won't let it.

Both of them refused to give up, and it was not the way to go on like this, so they decided to take a guess.

They have been guessing all day, but there is no result. It was getting dark when a turtle came.

The tortoise looked at them and said with a smile, two fools cut scissors every time, and they will never stop all their lives! ?