Begging for a hilarious joke

One day, the little white rabbit went out happily early in the morning, and when he walked, he met the wolf. The wolf grabbed the white rabbit and smacked! Slap its two big mouths and say, "I told you not to wear a hat!" " "

The next day, the little white rabbit put on his hat and went out again. While he was walking, he met the wolf again. The wolf caught the white rabbit again! Slapped its two big mouths: "I told you to wear a hat!" " "

The little white rabbit couldn't stand it, so he went to the tiger and cried that the wolf always bullied him. So one day the tiger found the wolf and said to him, "You can't bully the white rabbit like this all the time. You can change the way. For example, if you ask the white rabbit to find you a piece of meat, and he finds a thin piece, you say you like fat, and if you find a fat piece, you say you like thin; Or you can ask the little white rabbit to find you a female rabbit. If he finds a slim one, you say you like plump ones. If he finds plump ones, you can say you like slim ones. In any case, this is not always a reason. " Just these words were heard by the little white rabbit outside the tiger house, and he wrote them down silently.

Another morning, the little white rabbit went out happily, walked and met the wolf. The wolf grabbed the white rabbit and said, "Find me a piece of meat." The white rabbit replied, "I don't know if you like to be thinner or fatter?" When the wolf heard these words, he froze, but he immediately thought that he was ready. So he said, "Wait, don't eat meat, find me a female rabbit." The white rabbit asked again, "I don't know if you like slim or plump?" The wolf froze again, but after a few seconds, the wolf bit the white rabbit! Slap his two big mouths and say, "I told you not to wear a hat!" " "