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Guo Da: G Cai Ming: C period: J Nicky: W.

J: Light light blue, light light blue!

Woman: Dad!

Dad went downstairs to buy some things. Let's visit grandma later!

W: jiaozi?

J: buy grandma! Go to see grandma

Woman: Me too, me too!

J: I'll go downstairs and do some shopping first. Do homework at home!

Woman: Hmm.

J: Dad went!

Woman: Fuck you!

Stop playing and do your homework.

Ok, let's go and see grandma!

G: My son is going to enter an art school. It's easy to send something.

W: You're back so soon! Dad!

G: ouch! Ouch! I don't deserve it ... ouch! This child is really cute. Um ... is the director at home?

My father is out.

Oh, my God, the director's daughter is so beautiful. As the saying goes, every successful leader has a beautiful daughter at home. Oh, why do you think you are so beautiful?

What do you want to do with my father?

G: Ah, isn't your father's art department going to recruit students? I heard that the quota is limited. Talk it over with your father, and you will definitely recognize my son. ...

Your son?

G: My son's name is Guo Xiaoda.

W: Certainly.

G: great.

W: But it's not up to me. Uncle, please sit down. I am going to do my homework.

Hey, girl, look. ...

W: Just wait for the successful leader to come back!

G: this ... this child is not beautiful at all. Wow; Gee ... I don't know if I can send an MP3. Hey ... hey, the director is here.

Excuse me, is this the director's home?

G: Ah, yes, yes, yes.

C: Oh, I can tell at a glance. You are the director of the sentence!

G: How did you know that I was the director of the sentence?

C: At first glance, this forehead is the leader. As the saying goes, every successful leader has a bright forehead!

G: Well, I don't know, well.

C: Director, I entrusted you with the matter of children going to school.

G: Let me, let me see what you have!

Hey, there's a door!

G: Gee, neither too high nor too low.

Really? The grade is too low? There's MP4 in it!

G:MP4？

C: Ah

G: it's broken, broken. I have plenty of MP3 players.

My son has an MP3 player.

G: Oh. Who is your son!

C: I didn't make it clear. I mean, my son took the MP3 player.

G: Come on, stop it.

Well, you have a big temper.

G: Ah, what can I do for you?

C: Director, you passed the exam without finishing it. My son's score is the same as that of a Guo Xiaoda, but my son is much better than him.

Why is your son so much better than mine?

C: Director, I didn't say anything about your son. How can you give birth to such a son? I, I'm talking about that Guo Xiaoda. I saw that kid, just 17, bald. Oh, thank my man, I thank him.

What happened to my bald son? Didn't you just say that this is a successful leader?

C: Director, oh, you, your balding is successful. He's bald on purpose. He wants to compete with the light bulb. Hey, you have to ...

G: Well, you can take your things away. I can't do it.

C: No, no, that's what you said. I want my son, not Guo Xiaoda.

G: You're right.

C: Why? get angry

G: Do you know what this behavior is?

C: what behavior?

G: You are harming others and benefiting yourself.

Who did I hurt? Oh, Guo Xiaoda. But I'm telling the truth. How did a good boy become like that? As the saying goes, the mother takes measures and the father is bald.

G: Shut up!

C: You are not included in the rabbit's nest I mentioned just now.

G: get out, get out!

C: Why is that?

G: I tell you, you are encouraging unhealthy tendencies. You know, you are ruining the social atmosphere. It's called corruption, you know.

Captain: You scared me, you know that?

G: Fear is anxiety. Come on, take it away. Or I'll call security.

C: I deliver things, not steal them. Why bother security?

G: Let's go, let's go, I'm angry!

C: Come on.

G: I am really angry!

C: Don't be angry.

Woman: What are you shouting? I can't even do my homework.

G: Look, the children can't even do their homework. Let's go, let's go.

C: Oh, I can tell at a glance. You are the director's daughter, aren't you?

W: Hello, Aunt!

C: Oh, as the saying goes, every successful leader has a shining daughter.

Are you looking for my dad?

C: Sister, I don't know why I made your father angry. Help me convince your father. Let's go

He is not my father.

C: what about him

W: He is looking for my father's business.

G: Oh, all right, all right. Girl, it's okay here. Go back first.

W: Keep your voice down.

G: ok, ok, ok.

C: Sister, sister, never mind. I'm just kidding you.

Are you kidding? ! What are you doing? You are a toad with a feather duster and a big tail wolf!

G: ok, ok, ok.

C: You are just a toad lying on the road pretending to be a camouflage jeep.

G: Yes, yes, yes.

C: You are a toad who can't finish drinking cold water. You impersonated Feng Gong.

G: Yes, yes, yes.

What are you doing?

G: I pretended to be a toad to cooperate with you.

C: You, you piss me off.

C: Sister, I'm not pretending to be a leader. You just said I looked like a leader.

C: Forget it. As the saying goes, every successful leader can't grow his forehead like this.

G: Yes, yes, yes.

C: Just you and that Guo Xiaoda have such a long forehead.

G: Then Guo Xiaoda is my son.

C: Huh? Yes, dad is bald. Actually, I don't blame the children. You put a hood on your child. This is an exam.

G: Yes, yes, yes.

C: Yo, the director is back. The director is back, the director is back. Chief. Not the director. There is another giver. He has a lot of things.

G: We must find a way to get rid of him.

C: Whatever you say, whatever you say.

Listen to me.

C: Whatever you say

Yo, you two are early.

GC: One step ahead of you.

Well, have a seat. Sit down. You're welcome.

C: Hey, this guy doesn't think of himself as an outsider at all.

G: don't put things down!

J: Hehe, I can't carry such a heavy load.

C: Leave it to me.

J: Hey, hey, ok, ok.

C: Go ahead.

J: Ah, ah, ah. Think of me as a gift. Gee, interesting.

Hey, he's persistent

G: Hey, I'm telling you, you're not allowed to deliver anything when you enter this door. Please go!

Don't you want to know who I am?

Who do you love?

J: Did you bring these things?

Yes ... I am. ...

G: No. ...

C: Ah …

J: Ah, that's good. Then I'll throw it out.

C: Hey, no, no, no.

Let me tell you, we are not like you. We are here to visit relatives.

C: Yes, we are relatives of the director.

What relatives?

G: I am the director's cousin.

C: I'm the director and his wife. Well, I have suffered.

A cousin and a wife. ah

Don't make friends here. Go ahead, go ahead. ouch

G: Pay attention to quality!

C: Oh, oh

G: Haha, Comrade, I want to criticize you. It is understandable that you go to school for your children.

Yes, we are all the same.

G: But it's wrong for you to give gifts.

J: Ah, yes. Why are you still giving gifts?

C: You are so stupid! You can't do anything without a gift!

Oh, you are sincerely unwilling to give this gift.

C: That's right. Who wants to give a gift? I can't help it This is not for children. Why do you always hit me?

G: Where did I hit you?

C: Aren't you going to hit me?

G: I'll remind you.

C: You really treat me like a wife!

G: Do you really want to give it to me?

Captain: You want me to suffer.

G: Oh, I suffered losses, too.

C: I lost, I lost, I I. ...

Okay, okay, okay. Enough! I am the director of the sentence you are looking for.

GC: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

What's so funny about this?

C: Ha ha ha. He has already used this trick.

You are late for this class.

GC: Hahahaha

What do you think you are doing.

GC: Hahahaha

You're encouraging unhealthy trends, you know?

GC: Hahahaha

You are ruining the social atmosphere, you know that?

GC: Hahahaha

You are breeding corruption, you know that?

C: You are a toad, pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with a feather duster. Do you know that?/You know what?

G: You are just a toad lying on the road disguised as a camouflage jeep, you know?

C: You are a toad who wears glasses and pretends to be a sentence director. Do you know that?/You know what?

G: What are you? ...

Woman: Why are you yelling again?

Daughter, here comes another toad pretending to be your father.

Woman: Dad.

C: Dad.

G: dad

This is my father.

My daughter is light light blue.

W: What about the things for grandma?

JGC: what's it like there

J: Hehe, sit down, sit down.

C: It twisted on the muzzle.

G: Oh, chief, look at this child going to school. ...

C: Ah

J: I won't say this truth. It is not easy for parents to send their children to school. Don't burden yourself. As long as it is a talent, we will definitely accept it. Welcome two supervisors. What did you say?/Sorry?

C: As the saying goes, a toad can't open its mouth when it drinks gum.

J: As the saying goes, Guo Da's hair is sprayed with glue. You are carrying coals to Newcastle.

G: Yes, yes, yes. As the saying goes, the toad drives a jeep. Let's go for a walk.

Woman: Don't go.

GCJ: What's the matter?

W: Happy New Year after the sketch. I wish every family a reunion.

GCJ: Yes! Happy spring festival!