Colorful Liaozhai: Landlord and Land Woman

Inscription: In folklore, most people know about the Land Lord, but few people know that there is a Land Lord. It is also a fairy who protects the soil and water of one side. Why do they only know the public and not the woman? Because this woman is too overbearing, as for how to be overbearing, please see below.

One? Pray for God.

Zhang San is a careless loafer in Taiping town, and has no serious way. He plays in the town all day, wandering around, looking around, mixing bowls of wine here and porridge there. There is no old age in the world, and there is no small drag. Occasionally go to Mr. Li's house to do odd jobs, but life is carefree.

Who is Mr. Li? That's an official retired from the state capital. The whole Taiping town, the mayor, the head of the department and the head of the department are all fart in his eyes. If he stomps his feet, Taiping town will tremble.

When Zhang San met everyone, he said he was a member of Mr. Li. Besides, he is an idiot. No one in Taiping town wants to mess with him. He could have been so happy all the time, but he went to the countryside to help Mr. Li collect rent in autumn and took a fancy to a little widow in Liujiazhai. The little widow's brow is full of spring and her eyes are blurred. Three sentences fascinated Zhang San's fans and forced him to pay her rent with his own money.

After coming back, Zhang San was restless without thinking about tea and rice. His mind was full of the eyes of a little widow, a man in his thirties, who had his first sexual dream at night and got the sheets wet. He knows that he is not worthy of others, and he has no intention of marrying a daughter-in-law.

"But, sleep together can always? Even if you sleep once a year. "

After a day in a trance, Zhang San came to the Earth Temple in the west of the city with a bag of peach cakes from a snack bar and half a pot of wine from a roadside restaurant at night.

Because the local people believe in land, this land temple is very big, as big as three rooms. There is a clay sculpture of a land Lord, and there is a clay sculpture of a land woman next to it. The landlord's face is amiable, while the local girl's face is a little fierce.

Zhang San put the snacks in front of two idols, put half a pot of wine and held it up. Without kneeling, he raised his hip flask and said to the idols, "I will do whatever you want." He looked up and drank half a pot of wine.

After drinking, he shook his hip flask and said to his idol, "God, let me make it clear to you. I want to sleep with the little widow of Liujiazhai, and I'm dying. Please bless me to sleep with her, and I will provide you with snacks and fruits every day. "

Just after saying this, the candles in the earth temple suddenly went out, and only the moonlight outside the door could see the two gods clearly.

I saw that the clay sculpture of the landlady flashed all over, and an old lady with white hair and rude face came out of it and rushed at Zhang San until she was only three inches away from Zhang San's face.

Because it was so sudden, Zhang San was so scared that he didn't react at once. He looked at the old lady's face, which was almost stuck to her face. Zhang San stood motionless on the ground like a clay sculpture.

Suddenly, the idol of the land father-in-law flashed, and a kind old man came out of it, pulled the old lady back and said to her, "What are you doing?" Didn't he just come to ask for a wish to bring us snacks? Did you scare him like this? "

It turned out to be the real body of the land Lord and the land woman who came out of the idol. I saw that the landlady shook off the landlady's hand and pointed to Zhang San and said, "He came to make a wish. What did you hear from him?" Even if the life is not good, hooligans still want to harm people. I must teach him a lesson today. It's better to scare him silly than to hurt people everywhere. "

The landlord shook his head, sighed and said, "You just can't change your bad temper. What can't be said? " ? There are no born bad people, so we will persuade them slowly. "

The landlady glared at him and said, "As far as you like being a good person, how many people have you persuaded for more than a thousand years?"? Some wicked people are used to it, and it is useless to persuade them. "

The land Lord whispered, "We are gods, not ghosts. It's always wrong to scare people. "

Hearing this, the landlady became even more angry, pointing to Zhang San, who is a general clay sculpture, and said, "This kind of person deserves to be scared to death. What's the use of him living? " Waste food in vain. "

At this time, Zhang San suddenly woke up, knelt down and kowtowed to the two immortals, saying, "Grandpa and Grandma Lu, I know I was wrong. From now on, I must repent and start over. "

The landlady glared at him and said bitterly, "Go away and let me know that you didn't do your duty and be careful of your dog's life."

"Uh-huh, uh-"Zhang San kowtowed a few more times, and then rolled and crawled out of the earth temple.

After Zhang San left, the landlady glared at the landlady and returned to her idol. The landlord shook his head with a wry smile and went back to his idol.

Two? wang dalong

There is an ancient well in Taiping town, which has existed for many years. No one can say for sure. It is said that the dragon king lives in it and is in charge of the water use of the people in the whole state. No one has drunk the water from this old well, and no one dares to drink it, for fear that the Dragon King in the well will blame it.

One year, there was a great drought in the world, and Taiping Town was not spared. Although it is located in the south, the drought is not too serious, but it also affects many harvests, and the crops in the field directly reduce production by 60% to 70%. No way, if it doesn't rain and the well water is not enough for people to drink, how can we dare to irrigate crops?

Later, people in the town found that all the well water in the town had turned into mud soup and could not be drunk at all. Liu took people to offer sacrifices to the Dragon King and asked him to give some clean well water so that the people in the town could survive.

That night, Dragon King Jing had a dream for Mr. Liu, saying that two Xiong Haizi urinated in his well and must be severely punished, otherwise Taiping Town would never have clean well water to drink.

The next day, Mr. Liu asked the mayor to lead people to find the two Xiong Haizi. Without saying anything, he tied them up, dragged them to the Dragon King Well and threw them in for sacrifice. The child's parents broke their heads by the well, and it was no use crying for a few days.

Seeing that two children were about to be thrown in, a gust of wind blew two people carrying their children to the ground. After the storm, a kind old man and an angry old woman with a lost face appeared at the well. It was the landlord and landlady who arrived at the scene.

I heard that someone was going to sacrifice a child to the dragon king in the well, and the landlady suddenly got angry, cursing the fool and rushing over. The earth god was afraid that she could not control her temper and had to go with her.

The landlady untied the two children in one breath, stared at Mr. Liu and all the officials in the town and said, "A group of fools gave their children to the well without fear of retribution."

Since Mr. Liu retired to his hometown, he has been respected and praised by people everywhere. No one has ever dared to scold him like this to his face. He stood up, pointed to the landlady and shouted, "Where did you get that old woman? Don't dare to swear in front of my colleagues, or I'll cut your tongue. "

The landlady pointed at him and scolded him, "Mr. Liu, right?" On the surface, don't think that I don't know how many thieves and prostitutes you have secretly done, and your retribution is coming soon. "

"You-"Mr. Liu was completely angry: "Somebody, tear off her mouth and throw it into the well to sacrifice to the Dragon King."

At this time, the earth god stood up and said to people with his fist, "Everybody calm down. We are the land of Taiping Town, which is dedicated to protecting one's life. Today, I suddenly heard that a child had an accident. I was impatient and came to the rescue. I'm anxious to speak, but I still hope-"

Before he finished, he was interrupted by the landlady: "Why did you say these words to these idiots?" Old Dragon King, come out! "

The last sentence was shouted at the well, with a sharp voice, and went straight to the bottom of the well, so that someone's eardrum was injured in that place.

Just when everyone thought she was crazy, a white gas suddenly appeared in the well, and the white gas dispersed, and an old man with two horns and two waist-high appeared.

"Who is talking loudly above our seats, impatient?"

Mr. Liu recognized the old man as the Dragon King, because the day before yesterday was a dream he entrusted to himself.

When the landlady saw him, she didn't know where to take out a whip, so she pounced on the Dragon King and greeted him. After three lashes, the old dragon king's face was covered with blood, his beard at his waist was broken in two, and his clothes on his chest were cut with a long cut.

"Gentleman's words don't begin, you evil woman, dare to start work on me? Look, I won't sue the Jade Emperor, but I'll make a copy for you. " The dragon king looked at the landlady and trembled with anger.

The landlady pointed at his nose and scolded, "Do you dare to call yourself a gentleman? A gentleman will turn all the wells in the whole town into mud soup? A gentleman will instigate mortals to sacrifice their children for you? A gentleman will keep a sweet well for himself and not let anyone drop a drop of water for hundreds of years? I slapped you three times, which you won't forget for a long time. As a fairy, you are so capricious, you don't argue loyalty and treachery, you don't know good and evil, and you have the face to call yourself' this seat'? How dare you call yourself a gentleman? You'd better go back to the ground and be your demon! "

Said something. Well, the Dragon King hid his face in shame. Hand in hand to the landlady: "landlady, please have mercy." From now on, I will do my best to help the whole town tide over the difficulties. "

At this time, the land Lord came out and made an enclosure, saying, "All right, let's calm down. It's easy to lose face in quarreling here. Everything can be discussed in private. "

Hearing this, the old dragon king felt very wronged and thought, "It was obvious that your old woman pointed at my nose as soon as she came up, but I didn't answer back. How did it become a quarrel? "

But he still gave it to the earth god, saying, "The virtuous couple are for the public and the people, and they are just and just, and Xiaolong is guilty. From then on, they will definitely learn from you. "

The landlady snorted at him, glanced at the crowd and saw Zhang San caught in the crowd, pointing at him and saying, "Come here."

When Zhang San heard someone calling him, he came to the landlady with trepidation, fell on his knees and said in a trembling voice, "landlady, no, no, landlady, grandma, I have repented in recent years and lived honestly." Please forgive me for your large number of old people. "

The landlady slapped him and said, "Who cares about that? From today on, you will look after this well for me. Well water is scarce, dirty and muddy. Go to the Earth Temple and tell me at once. Do you understand? "

Zhang San kowtowed and said, "I see, I'll watch grandma. If there is any problem, I will report it to my grandmother as soon as possible. "

The landlady was laughed at by her grandmother and felt very wrong. She immediately said sullenly, "Not for me, but for the whole town. Water is a gift from heaven. It doesn't belong to the Dragon King, nor to you or me. Anyone in the world can take it. "

At this time, Mr. Liu finally reacted and thought, "This landlady is so powerful that even the Dragon King dares to fight. I am a retired official on earth, and I am nothing. "

Thinking of this, Liu took the town officials to kneel to the landlady, and then all the onlookers knelt down. Everyone looked up and saw that the Land Lord, the Land Lady and the Dragon King had disappeared.

Postscript: everything has a cause and effect, and justice is free from people's hearts. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.

-The end of the play-