Why can't I tell funny jokes?

Why is my joke not funny at all? Mainly due to the lack of sense of humor, expression and expression are different. Even when speaking, there is no funny and self-deprecating expression, and the cadence or exaggeration of the voice will have different effects. It's not coercion, it's a gift. If this quality is lacking, it is often rigorous and profound.

Tell me an interesting joke.

There is a penguin whose home is far from the polar bear's home. It will take 20 years to get there on foot. One day, the penguin stayed at home and was bored. He was going to play with polar bears, so he went out, but on the way, he found that he forgot to lock the door. It's been 10 years, but the door still has to be locked, so the penguin went home to lock it. After locking the door, the penguin set out again to look for the polar bear, which means it took him 40 years to reach the polar bear's home ... Then the penguin knocked on the door and said, "Polar bear, polar bear, penguin wants to play with you!" " "

Guess what the polar bear said when he opened the door? ..... "Let's go to your house to play ~"

2. The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today!" " "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

A child cried, and his father said, don't cry. After a while, his father will take you to the vegetable market to watch others eat sugar.

4. Jiao went to see a doctor, and the doctor said that you were seriously ill and could not share a room. Jiao A: My house is too small to share. The doctor said: I mean you can't * * *. Jiao is puzzled. He asked: My ancestors were all surnamed Jiao for eight generations. Why can't I be surnamed Jiao?

5. A bear comes prepared.

6. The eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

7. The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

8. The school established the Tibetan Cat Club.

Three years.

They still can't find the colonel.

nine

Q: What do African cannibals eat?

A: people!

Q: Then one day, the chief fell ill and the doctor told him to be a vegetarian. What did he eat?

A: Eat vegetables! ~~

10. In Hong Kong, a girl passed by a fortune-telling booth.

The fortune teller grabbed the girl and said to him, "You have a bad omen, which will be bad for you."

The girl said, "I wish I could take it off." Then she turned to go.

The fortune teller said to the girl, "Even if you escape, you can't escape the two * * * of life."

1 1, an egg went to the teahouse for tea and turned into a tea egg; An egg went swimming in Songhua River, and it became a preserved egg. An egg went to Shandong and became a Lu (halogen) egg; An egg was homeless and turned into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road, fell to the ground and became a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and became an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau and became a hydrogen bomb. An egg got sick and became a bad guy. One of the eggs got married and turned out to be * * *; An egg swam in the river and became a nuclear bomb. An egg ran into the flowers and became a Hua Dan. There is an egg riding a horse with a knife. It turns out that he is a Beijing opera blues. An egg is female and ugly, and it turns into a dinosaur egg; An egg is a man, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes an illegitimate child; There is an egg. ......

12, stretch four fingers, what is it? Four,

Bend four fingers. What is it?

Wonderful ~!

13. Asun and appa have nothing to talk about, and time waits for no one.

A song: "Recalling my childhood, the happiest thing is Children's Day."

Apa: "Youth Day is in ten years."

A song: "Father's Day is in ten years."

Apa: "In a few decades, it will be the Day of the Elderly."

A song: "In a few decades."

Appa: ". Tomb-Sweeping Day. "

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When the millionaire drove past a village in a luxurious extended Lincoln, he saw two beggars pulling grass by the roadside and stopped immediately.

"Why do you eat grass?"

"We really have no money ..." A beggar replied.

"Really, get in the car and go to my house."

"I have a wife and two children at home ..." A beggar complained.

"Call 1, and the rich man points to another beggar." And you, call your family. "

"My family has a large population. Besides my wife, there are five children. " Another beggar said.

"It doesn't matter, all called, let's go.

In this way, two beggars and their families got on the bus, but fortunately it was an extended bus. On the way to exercise, a beggar's wife said gratefully, "Boss, it's very kind of you to invite even poor people like us to our home."

The millionaire replied, "Nothing, I just came back from abroad, and my house has been neglected.". The lawn in the yard may be more than one meter high and you can eat enough. "

15, when my friend Li Shansi and I just moved, there was no TV at home, and we were bored. Let's pretend that there is a TV set on the desk, and then we can change the channel by pretending that we have a remote control. This son of a bitch keeps changing channels. I told him, but he wouldn't listen. Then we started fighting.

16

Soldier: "Thirst ... Thirst ..."

Cao Cao: "Hold on a little longer! I have been to this place before, and I remember there is a Merlin nearby. I can walk for a while.

Can you get there? "

Soldier: "Oh! There are plums to eat! Oh! "

Half an hour later-Coss: "Master! The expedition found a lot of water! "

Cao Cao: "Ha ha ha ha, did you hear that? Finally, there is water to drink. "

Soldier: "If you don't go ... you must find Plum ..."

17

A girls' school is haunted.

One day I was met by Xiaohong.

The ghost said: junior. . . Look at that. . . I have no feet. . . I have no feet. . .

Xiaohong: That's nothing. Listen, senior, I don't have breasts. I have no breasts.

18, why is the silkworm baby rich? Because ... silkworms can cocoon (frugal)

19, which is the most embarrassing historical figure? Su Wu, because: Su Wu herded sheep in Beihai (kicked by the sea).

Xiaoming got a new haircut and came to school the next day. The students all laughed when they saw his new hairstyle: Xiao Ming, your head looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very wronged and ran outside to cry. . Cry, cry. . He flew. .

2 1. Divers' movements are difficult. He turns three times, then somersaults three and a half times, and then somersaults for a month.

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The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

23. The glass and coffee cup crossed the road together, and suddenly someone shouted: Here comes the bus! As a result, the glass was hit by a car and the coffee cup was fine. Why? Coffee cups have ears!

24. There is a competition. He scratched his head as soon as his head itched, and soon burned himself to death.

25. One day, Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped off the fifth floor. There's a lot of blood. It turned into red beans. It keeps oozing. It turned into soybean. The wound is scarred. Finally turned into black beans.

26. What happens when a shark eats mung beans?

Mung bean paste

27. A college student was caught by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and asked him, where are you from? I'll electrocute you if you don't tell me! The college student replied to the enemy's words and was electrocuted. He said, I'm from TV University!

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A: "I'll take you to a place where all girls don't wear bras."

B: "Really? Where is it? Take me quickly! "

A: "It's in the kindergarten next door!"

29. What's the name of boxing champion Ali's father?

Alibaba

30. How to make drinks bigger?

Read the great compassion mantra

3 1, which animal slips most easily?

Answer: Fox (cunning-slippery foot)

32. A bean bag crossed the road and was run over by a car. Then he looked at the explosion and said, "I" turned out to be a bean curd. "

33. Who is the wet nurse?

Flowers-because of peanut milk

Who is milk's father?

Sea-because of the flowers on the sea.

34. Draw a V between two fingers. What is this? Yeah ~ ~ Hands shaking down, what is it? It's fallen leaves! Ha ha ha, laughing me to death.

35. Once upon a time, there was a eunuch. . .

-What's next?

Nothing!

36. Two tomatoes go shopping.

The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, where are we going?

The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato didn't answer, so the second tomato asked again.

The first tomato finally slowly turned around and said:

Aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? !

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One night, when a young woman passed a mental hospital, there was a sudden "wow" behind her. The woman turned to look, and a man was chasing her. The woman began to run in fear, and the man behind her followed. No, there's a dead end ahead. The woman, desperate, knelt on the ground and cried and begged, "Whatever, but please don't kill me." The man smiled cunningly and said, "Really? So now you start chasing me. "

Give some funny jokes, funny ones and not funny ones. Don't hope you like your collection.

One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put their fruits in * * *, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "

On the tenth anniversary of Hong Kong's return to China, Hu * * came to Hong Kong and saw Andy Lau holding her hand and saying, "I know you."

Andy Lau: "It's a pleasure."

Hu * * *: "Your name is Jacky Cheung."

Andy Lau: Tears streamed down her face.

Hu * * *: "I really like the chrysanthemum platform you sang."

Andy Lau: "Thank you Chairman Mao"

3. This year's college entrance examination composition, a provincial topic: Please describe the conversation between two mice in the wheat field.

There is another topic: please warn human beings as rats and make them realize the importance of environmental protection.

Require more than 800 words

A classmate wrote very important:

"Squeak, squeak, squeak?"

"cheep! Hey ~ ~ Hey, hey, hey. "

"cheep! Cheep! Cheep! Hey, hey, hey! "

"Make cheep? Cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep, cheep. "

"cheep! Opportunity ... squeak, squeak, squeak. "

"Squeak, squeak, squeak."

"... cheep! "

"Squeak, squeak, squeak."

"Make cheep? Squeak, squeak, squeak. "

"cheep! Squeak, squeak, squeak. "

. . . . . . .

Don't send 1 whether it's funny or not. Li Si has a champion dog, who fights with all the dogs in the village and wins every time. One day, when he saw Zhang San coming with a bald dog, he wanted to go up and have a competition with him. Zhang San refused to compete with him. When they argued, two dogs fought. I saw Li Si's champion dog strangled by Zhang San's bald dog. Li Si was surprised and asked. Zhang San answered unhurriedly: I said there is no comparability, but you have to compare. My dog called a lion before it was plucked!

2. A psycho, who got a pistol from nowhere, walked in a small black alley. Suddenly I met two young people, and the psychopath pressed them to the ground without saying anything, pointing a gun at his head! Q: "What is 1+ 1?" The young man was frightened! He couldn't answer for a long time, and the neuropathy patted him without saying anything: I don't even know this. What's the use of living? ! After catching the second one, ask "1+ 1= what?" The second man pondered for a long time and replied with trepidation, "It's equal to 2 ...? "The psycho shot him without hesitation, then dragged the gun in his arms and said coldly," You know too much. "

3. "This is a telegram from the general." A soldier came to report, "Colonel, this is a personal phone call for you."

"Look!" The colonel ordered.

The signalman read: "We should first blame this failure on your stupidity and incompetence!" "

"This is a coded telegram, translate it at once!" The colonel instructed seriously.

A * * * son is ill, please call a doctor to see him. The doctor checked it and asked, "Do you have a screwdriver?"

"Yes, here you are." After a while, the doctor asked again, "Do you have a hammer?" "Yes ... but what happened to my wife?"

"Nothing, I have to open the medicine cabinet first."

5. Congratulations

Doctor: "Congratulations, Mr. Bonfair!" " "

Patient: (excitedly) "Am I going to recover soon?"

Doctor: "No, you can't recover." However, you will die of a newly discovered disease in a few days, and we will name it after you. "

6. Doctor: Old man, you are very healthy, and it is no problem to live to 80 years old.

Old man: I am eighty this year!

Doctor: Look, am I right?

7. The keeper of the zoo stood in front of the crocodile, opened his mouth wide and kept looking into the crocodile's mouth. Passers-by tourists asked, "What happened to the crocodile?"

The administrator said, "I don't know yet. The doctor went to his mouth and didn't come out for half an hour.

Looking for funny jokes, I watched a lot, but none of them were funny. There is also the song "Sunflower Collection": It is said that Dong Fangbubai won the peerless martial arts "Sunflower Collection". Dong Fangbubai was eager to practice this skill, so he opened the first page of the anthology. I saw an eight-character letter: "If you want to practice this skill, you must first enter the palace." Dong Fangbubai suddenly froze. A few days later, after a painful inner struggle, Dong Fangbubai finally made up his mind to continue practicing. Dong Fangbubai reluctantly opened the second page of the book and passed by his palace, only to see eight characters in the book: "You can succeed without a palace" (Dong Fangbubai fainted to the ground) ... After Dong Fangbubai woke up, he thought: What can you do? Why not practice magic earlier and become the best in the world? You can't even see who dares to laugh at me in front of the computer. Dong Fangbubai opened the third page of the collection and saw eight big characters, saying, "Even if there is a palace, it may not be successful." Poof! (Dong Fangbubai vomits blood) He tossed and turned with anger. When he turned to the last page, it was still the eight characters "If you have entered the palace, enter the palace immediately". Look at the small print in the lower right corner "Editor: Gongjing Room". Poof! (vomiting blood again, fall to the ground.

Why are not all jokes funny? 1: A man knocked down a strange old man on a motorcycle in downtown! That man was scared out of his wits! More and more people are watching! Suddenly, the man hugged the old man and cried in tears: "Dad, wait for me, I'll find a doctor for you!" " "After that, he ran. . . The old man struggled and shouted angrily, "Come back!" "Everyone expressed their feelings:" This son is really filial! "

Ask for a joke that can't be funny. No one can survive after reading it. They all laughed to death. Today is my birthday. My girlfriend called early to say that she would come home at night to celebrate my birthday and give me a surprise! Hear the good news! I worked hard today and ran a dozen customers! Back to the company. It is three o'clock in the afternoon. When I went to the canteen, I found only one miserable dish and one soup, three beans fried with meat (fried soybeans, green beans and peas) and radish soup. No way, after running all morning, the customer's stomach was growling, so he had to order a big plate of fried three beans with meat and a big pot of radish soup to eat! Unexpectedly, after work, my stomach is like the engine of a cross-country jeep! -The intense piston movement started! In a flash, puffs of gas rushed out of my body! I rushed to a place where no one was there, and my stomach began to sing softly in embarrassment, but immediately it became a rapid-fire puff! My stomach is so swollen! Just then, my girlfriend called and said that she had arrived home, and asked me to go home quickly. Alas! I have no choice but to go home. I hope she won't see my embarrassment! ..... On the way home, I deliberately tried to fart a lot. Almost home, my stomach feels much better. I think there should be no more problems. I saw my girlfriend waiting at the door from a distance. She looks a little excited. She shouted, "honey, I have prepared a wonderful gift for you tonight, which will definitely surprise you." Before entering the door, my girlfriend covered my eyes tightly with a piece of cloth and said that she would give me a surprise! He took me to a chair in front of the dining table and made me swear not to peek. Suddenly, I want to fart again. Just then, my girlfriend's cell phone rang. This saved my life! I made an excuse that it was too messy and asked her to answer the phone in the other room! She insisted that I couldn't open the blindfold and made me swear! Then I ran to the other room to answer the phone. As soon as she left, I seized the opportunity, put all my weight on one leg and let my fart out. This fart not only rings, but also smells like rotten eggs. I could hardly breathe, so I touched the chair cushion and fanned it hard, trying to get rid of the bad smell. Just when my mood improved, another fart came again. I raised my leg again and started to release it! It sounds like the rapid rotation of a diesel engine, and the smell is even worse this time. In order not to suffocate myself, I fanned the chair cushion with my arm, hoping that the smell would dissipate as soon as possible. When everything is about to return to normal, another fart can't wait to come. So I stood up, bent down and pushed back * * *! Let it out. This fart is really first-class Even the newspaper behind me was blown to the ground in 1998 in ............ I listened to my girlfriend's voice in the other room. I dare not open the blindfold because I have to keep my promise not to peek. I just kept farting in the dark, in order to get rid of all the gas in my stomach quickly, so as not to make the room more smelly! I unbuttoned my trousers, took off my pants and pants to my lower abdomen, exposed * * *, groped for the balcony door behind me, almost extended the whole * * * to the balcony, and began to fart wildly ... Ah! Much better! After that, I danced and fanned the chair cushions all over the room, praying that the stench would dissipate quickly ... In this way, I kept farting and fanning the chair cushions for the next ten minutes. Finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone, the air in the room and my stomach were much better! I quickly tied my pants and arranged my hair, and began to wait for my dear girl to give me an elegant smile. When she approached, I had a satisfied smile and warm eyes on my face. My girlfriend first apologized for taking so long to call me, and then asked me if I had secretly opened the cloth. After I assured her that I didn't peek, my girlfriend took off the cloth that covered my eyes and said to me, "What a surprise! My girlfriend insisted that I bring them to see you today. They say you are very graceful and handsome in the photo! Here! You see, the five people sitting at the table are my good sisters, and the six people standing on the balcony are my best friends at school! " At this time, I was extremely shocked and horrified to find that there were a lot of girls sitting on the table opposite me, while there was another pile standing on the balcony behind me. They all came to this birthday party that surprised me very much. Now, each of them looks at me with an indescribable expression on his face, as if he had found a Martian.

When I was shopping, I suddenly felt a stomachache, so I went into the hot pot restaurant on the corner 199. I want to borrow a toilet, but I can't find it on the first floor. So I went to the second floor, which was still being renovated and empty, but I found a broken toilet door to be repaired. Please don't use it. I really can't help it. I don't care about this. There's nobody around anyway. When I finished, I went downstairs and found no one there. Strangely, it's dinner time. Just now, I said downstairs at the wedding, why did you go to the building all at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so I approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this moment, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, *! ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? Are you lucky?

Are there any funny jokes, funny ones? I've seen many jokes and I don't think they're funny at all. One day, a family caught fire, and both parents escaped, leaving only one son inside. Mother shouted nervously outside the house: "Son ... what are you doing ... you won't come out after the fire ..." Son replied: "I'm wearing socks ..." Mother said: "What socks did you wear after the fire?" Five minutes later, my son hasn't come out yet ... The mother shouted nervously, "Son! Come out ~ it's on fire, stay inside … "The son said," I'm taking off my socks … "

I always thought that little Suda was the alkali used to steam steamed bread at home. I saw on the internet that brushing teeth with Xiao Su Da can whiten teeth, so I wanted to try it. As a result, I rushed into the bathroom with an alkali bag, and the toothpaste was alkali ... I felt cool when I brushed it, thinking it was quite good ... Then it was tragic ... The foam of brushing my teeth turned red, and after gargling, I found that the inner wall of my mouth was completely corroded, and I couldn't eat well for several days ...

A buddy went out to play with his girlfriend and met two girls. They don't know each other. From a distance, they look good, they seem to be ok, quite thin. It is said that my girlfriend gets angry when she sees her buddy looking at other girls, so she quickly says that thin girls look good and fat girls work well. My girlfriend is so beautiful that she whispered, "am I beautiful, ok?" As a result, two girls heard it, and one of them said, "Are you inflatable?"

Chatting with my boyfriend, when it comes to rising, my saliva splashed all over his face. Then instinctively wipe it off by hand. I was a little embarrassed, but I deliberately shifted my focus and pretended to be angry: "What? Don't like me, "he said with a gentleman's smile. "No, wipe it evenly!"

A man said sadly to his drinking buddy, "I didn't expect my wife to cheat on me." She told me that she was with her sister last night, but in fact, I was with her sister last night! " "

A man was drunk and went home by car. The driver is a lady. The man took off his clothes when he got on the bus. The female driver questioned his behavior, but he was frightened: "What are you doing in my house? I have a wife! "

One cold night, the two sisters went out to pee together. The elder sister went back to the house soon after urinating, and the younger sister squatted there for a long time before returning to the house. So, my sister asked my sister, how did you spread so fast? Sister replied, your brother-in-law drilled all this for me. My sister-in-law is curious. When I saw my brother-in-law one day, I said, I pee slowly. Please ask my brother-in-law to drill it for me, too. Brother-in-law deliberately embarrassed to say: this is not easy to do. Sister-in-law said: Why? Brother-in-law said there was a charge. Sister-in-law said, how much is it? Brother-in-law said: it costs twenty dollars to drill once. Sister-in-law said: What if I only have eighteen dollars? Brother-in-law said: That won't do. Sister-in-law said: all relatives. Brother-in-law, for the sake of relatives, help me drill it. Brother-in-law said awkwardly, who let you be my sister-in-law? If you need two, you need two. Then I'll help you drill. Afterwards, my sister-in-law went out to pee and spilled it on her pants because of the strong wind. Sister-in-law thundered: Damn it, she said she was a relative. Didn't she give two yuan less, so she gave it to her aunt by mistake, which is not authentic.

The man asked the woman for a knot, and the woman said no.

The man asked, no, why not?

The woman said, my breasts are too small.

The man said, how big is it?

The woman said that it is as big as a steamed bread.

The man said it was as big as steamed bread.

They got married two months later.

On the wedding night, the man was crying outside the room.

A man came to ask, isn't today your big day? Why are you crying?

The man said: Wangzai steamed bread.

A child selling tofu always thinks that a nun is a monk's daughter-in-law. One day, a nun went to buy tofu, and the child called her "monk's daughter-in-law" This made a nun very angry and left without giving tofu money.

Children cry when they sit on the ground. At this time, a monk happened to pass by, and the child grabbed him and said, "Your daughter-in-law doesn't give money for eating tofu!" " "

The monk asked, "Where can I have a daughter-in-law?" "That's the nun." "You call her aunt and she will give you money."

The child went to the nun happily: "Aunt, please give me the tofu money."

Seeing that the child no longer called her "monk's daughter-in-law", the nun happily gave money and asked, "Who told you to call her that?" "Uncle."

Triboelectricity, a middle school physics teacher, said in class: We take off our sweaters in winter. The sweater creaked. And lightning. But not in summer. Why?

Boy in the back: Because of the sweater in summer.

My parents are not at home tonight, so I have to cook and stir-fry by myself. After pouring the oil into the pot, I heard the phone ringing in the bedroom, ran back to the bedroom with my mobile phone, and walked to the kitchen while talking on the phone. When I got to the kitchen, I saw the oil boiling and spilled everywhere. I threw my mobile phone in the pot when I got excited. . . . . .

Some buses in Hangzhou are high-end, so the glass is stuffy. It says: Break the glass in an emergency. The temperature has risen these days, and the bus is hot, and there are many people on the bus. The most depressing thing is not knowing that the immoral guy put a silent fart in the car. . . Later, the glass broke. . .

One night, my parents came back from playing mahjong. I woke up when they came home, but I was still confused.

Suddenly my leg cramps died (I think it is very long), and then I jumped out of bed. At that time, my consciousness was very vague, and I just wanted to take two steps to suppress the feeling of cramp. As a result, I took two steps and felt that I could not persist any longer. I plopped down on my knees in front of my father and gave him a fright. Kneeling down, I felt no cramps, then stood up silently and turned back to my room to sleep. There was not a word in the whole process. I guess my father was petrified at that time.

Ask for a funny joke ~ ~ There was once a boss who had a happy family, but he couldn't meet his wife for a long time because of his busy work. One day, he suddenly missed his wife, so he called her:

Husband: "Hey, you ... Who, why are you in my house?"

: "I am a nanny."

Husband: "Oh, but I haven't hired a nanny yet? Did my wife invite you? "

:"? Are you the husband of your wife? "

Husband: "Yes."

: "what! I always thought that the one upstairs, in the wife's bedroom and her wife ... was correct! "

Husband is angry and smoking!

Husband: "Do you want to earn 100000 yuan?" ! "

: "think! What do you want me to do? "

Husband: "You go upstairs and rush into their bedroom, take out your guns from the second drawer at the bedside and shoot them one by one."

.......

Bang! Bang!

: "What should I do with the body when it's done?"

Husband: "You put the body in my pool."

Do you have a swimming pool at home? "

The husband suddenly had a bad feeling.

Husband: "Your mobile phone is not @ # $%&* (?

: "No, it's @ # $%&*)!

Husband: "Oh, I have the wrong number ..."

The other side is sweating. ...