Humorous jokes of tour guides and travel agencies

Humorous jokes of tour guides and travel agencies

1, a tourist said to the female tour guide: I want to give you a gift. What do you like?

Is the female tour guide happy? She really wanted the other party to give her an expensive gift, but it was inconvenient to say, so she hesitated. I like dressing up. Give me something to use on my ears, fingers or neck! ?

After listening, the tourist took out a bar of soap from his bag as a gift.

2. tourists:? What a pity! I saw a group of mice fighting in the room last night! ?

Guide:? What else do you want to see in such a cheap room? Watch the bullfight?

The train is about to enter Baicheng. Professor Witt asked the tour guide next to him. Do you come here often?

? Yes, several times a year. ?

? Can you tell me which hotel is the best?

? Hotel Borg. ?

? Have you always lived there? The professor asked again.

? No, there are other things. I have been to all the shops except the Borg Hotel. ?

A stupid guy saw a travel advertisement, and the cost was only $65,438+000, so he registered his name and paid the fee. After the travel agency knocked him unconscious with a big stick, he was thrown into the river through the back door while he was unconscious. Soon another person joined the travel agency and received the same treatment after payment.

15 minutes later, when two people were drifting in the river together, the first person said, I wonder if they will provide us with food on this trip. ?

? I don't know. ? The second man replied? They didn't supply it last year. ?

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