The most elegant swearing words are about the elegant swearing golden sentences of the ancients

1, I put up with you for a long time, don't be shameless, you don't weigh it.

2. Sisters say that fortune telling tomorrow will count those lives.

3, the mouse has skin, people have no instrument! If a person doesn't look his face squarely, he might as well die.

4, you have done stupid things all your life, and you are quite persistent!

My deep affection for you can't be expressed in words, except one sentence: go away.

6, I am not a straw boat, you don't have to always send me!

7. Excuse me, can I ask you for some faces? I think there are three layers outside your face, so it should be no problem to lose a few layers.

8, * * * * will always be * * *, even if inflation, it can't be expensive!

9. Two Cao's name is destroyed, and the river will flow forever.

10, your face is the most magical part of your body, big or small, thick or thin, even dispensable.

1 1, the well frog can't talk in the sea, but only stay in the void; Summer insects can't talk to ice makers, they can only stick to time.

12, yes, how famous you are. You've made a lot of movies, but now you're not allowed to show porn.

Before I met you, I really didn't realize that I had a problem with judging people by their appearances.

14, at least two or three sentences at the top. I must refute you at least two or three times.

15, if you are really capable, if you are really capable.

16, everyone who laughs has lost his teeth: the dog hole is wide open.

17, if you do more injustice, you will hang yourself, and your daughter-in-law will treat you.

18, since you got mental derangement, you have been much more energetic!

19, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture.

20. Six out of ten people hate you. Are you okay?

2 1. The immortal is a thief, not just me.

22. You are the abandoned baby of Mount Everest snowman and the murderer of septic tank blockage.

23. I haven't heard anyone blow the cow so fresh and refined for a long time.

24. You have a pair of eyes that look down on people. They say dogs look down on people!

I miss you when I can't see you! When I saw you, I was so mean!

26. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine, and I will get hot. Don't mess with me, or I will melt you.

27, the most humble but emotional, the most indifferent but people. Thank you for your smile. I can't see your heart clearly.

28, rotten wood can not be carved, the wall of dirt can not be broken!

29. Without literacy, ugliness can be corrected. You really have no rule of law.

30, 10000 people disarmed, not a man!

3 1, don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak.

32. Don't drag in front of me like 2.58 million. Pose and install 13.

Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke that God gave you.

34, if I hadn't stayed and fucked you?

35. You are the letters between the letters on my keyboard, A and D, V and N.

36. Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Your parents should spend ten minutes walking.

I didn't want to say it, but I feel sorry for myself if I don't scold you.